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Quasimodo, the demented bell ringer of Notre Dame, put an ad in the papers for a assistant bell ringer. One man applied for the job but he had no arms. "How are you going to assist me?" asked Quasimodo. "That's easy!" replied the man and he ran at the bell and banged it with his head. BONG!!! "That's amazing!" said Quasimodo. "Could you show me that again?" "Sure!" said the man and he ran at the bell again but he missed the swinging bell and fell out of the bell tower. A crowd huddled around the hapless man lying in the street and a police office asked, "Does anyone know who he is?" Quasimodo came out and said... "I DON'T KNOW HIS NAME, BUT HIS FACE SURE RINGS A BELL!"
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has 31.56 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: work
Q: How many white people does it take to clean a toilet? A: None, that's a nigger's job.
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has 31.01 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: black people, mean, racist, white people, work
Q: What happens if your dishwasher stops working? A: You punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
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has 30.80 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: black humor, vulgar, women, work
Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of a truck in front of him. Seconds later, a policeman pulled him over for reckless driving. Fortunately, another officer had seen the carton in the road. The policmen stopped traffic and recovered the box. It was found to contain large upholstery tacks. "I'm sorry sir," the first trooper told the driver, "but I am still going to have to write you a ticket." Amazed, the driver asked for what. The trooper replied, "Tacks evasion."
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has 30.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: cop, work
What is the best job in a country which is war-prone? "Foreign ambassador."
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has 30.11 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: military, war, work
In my village, it is not usual, ordinary, even normal that somebody would go to work. Even though there is one person in our village who goes to work on a regular basis. In the morning when he goes to work the whole village accompanies him, men, women, children, grannies and grandpas and in the evening when he goes back from work the whole village welcomes him back. We all are smiling at him and we are waving at him with the bunches of purple lilac flowers for example during this period of time, April, May.
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has 29.98 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: family, time, work
Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of a truck in front of him. Seconds later, a policeman pulled him over for reckless driving. Fortunately, another officer had seen the carton in the road. The policmen stopped traffic and recovered the box. It was found to contain large upholstery tacks. "I'm sorry sir," the first trooper told the driver, "but I am still going to have to write you a ticket." Amazed, the driver asked for what. The trooper replied, "Tacks evasion."
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has 24.26 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: cop, driving, money, work
What should you give a man who has everything? A. A woman to show him how to work it. B. Penicillin.
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has 24.11 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: men, women, work
Q: What's the difference between a working white man and a working black man? A: The White man is working legally.
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has 22.88 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people, work
The other day was Take Your Daughter To Work day. The Cubs had a fun time, played a little scrimmage against their daughters. Unfortunately they lost, 15-3.
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has 19.47 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: sport, work
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