The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
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has 73.17 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.
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has 73.01 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: cop, fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she said "who turned off the heat?"
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has 72.99 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.
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has 72.96 % from 205 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, Yo mama
Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.
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has 72.89 % from 249 votes. More jokes about: baby, Yo mama
Yo' Mama got one eye and one leg. We call her IHOP.
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has 72.83 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: communication, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
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has 72.81 % from 216 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death! Yo mama so dumb she stole a free cookie!
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has 72.80 % from 228 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
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has 72.64 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama is so old that when she walked out of a museum the alarm went off.
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has 72.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: old people, technology, Yo mama
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