The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!

Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.

Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.

Yo' Mama is so poor, when I asked where her bathroom was, she said, "Fourth bottle from the left."

Yo mama so nasty that when she goes to the universal studios children follow her shouting "Shrek! Shrek!"

Yo Mama is so skinny, every time she hiccups she does a backflip.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she saw a "Wet Floor" sign and did what it said.

Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.

Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a red shirt, people said hey look koolaid.