Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
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Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween!
Yo' mama's breath so nasty, I don't know whether to give her Tic-Tacs or toilet paper!
Yo mama so nasty that when she goes to the universal studios children follow her shouting "Shrek! Shrek!"