The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
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Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
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Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
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Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
Vote: has 73.07 % from 148 votes. Send joke:

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Yo' Mama is so poor, when I asked where her bathroom was, she said, "Fourth bottle from the left."
Vote: has 72.91 % from 88 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama so nasty that when she goes to the universal studios children follow her shouting "Shrek! Shrek!"
Vote: has 72.81 % from 220 votes. Send joke:

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Yo Mama is so skinny, every time she hiccups she does a backflip.
Vote: has 72.80 % from 48 votes. Send joke:

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she saw a "Wet Floor" sign and did what it said.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
Vote: has 72.58 % from 137 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a red shirt, people said hey look koolaid.
Vote: has 72.56 % from 24 votes. Send joke:

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