The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so nasty that when she goes to the universal studios children follow her shouting "Shrek! Shrek!"
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Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when I asked where her bathroom was, she said, "Fourth bottle from the left."
Vote: has 73.31 % from 85 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.
Vote: has 73.26 % from 170 votes. Send joke:

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Yo' mama got such bad dandruff, the principal declared a snow day!
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Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Vote: has 73.15 % from 190 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she said "who turned off the heat?"
Vote: has 72.91 % from 122 votes. Send joke:

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Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
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Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common? A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
Vote: has 72.80 % from 48 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.
Vote: has 72.77 % from 34 votes. Send joke:

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