Yo Mama So fat...
She sat on top of Walmart and lowered the prices.
Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween!
Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
Yo' mama's breath so nasty, I don't know whether to give her Tic-Tacs or toilet paper!
Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
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Yo' Mama got one eye and one leg. We call her IHOP.
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