Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?"
Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."
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Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
Yo mama so nasty that when she goes to the universal studios children follow her shouting "Shrek! Shrek!"
Yo Momma is so fat…
when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
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Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.