Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween!
Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo' Mama got one eye and one leg. We call her IHOP.
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Yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck.
Yo mamma so fat she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.