The best Yo mama jokes

Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.
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Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
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Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
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Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
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Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when I asked where her bathroom was, she said, "Fourth bottle from the left."
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Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
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Yo Mama is so skinny, every time she hiccups she does a backflip.
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Yo' Mama got one eye and one leg. We call her IHOP.
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Yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck.
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