Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
Yo' Mama got one eye and one leg. We call her IHOP.
Yo mama so nasty that when she goes to the universal studios children follow her shouting "Shrek! Shrek!"
Your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt.
Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
Yo mama is so fat when she farts its noise is just a nightingale.
Yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck.
Yo' mama got such bad dandruff, the principal declared a snow day!
Yo' mama's breath so nasty, I don't know whether to give her Tic-Tacs or toilet paper!
Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.