The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
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has 71.80 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
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has 71.80 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
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has 71.79 % from 704 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
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has 71.77 % from 196 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
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has 71.76 % from 327 votes. More jokes about: animal, family, fat, Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
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has 71.66 % from 234 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
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has 71.58 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween!
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has 71.31 % from 250 votes. More jokes about: Halloween, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' mama's breath so nasty, I don't know whether to give her Tic-Tacs or toilet paper!
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has 71.29 % from 154 votes. More jokes about: food, Yo mama
Yo mama so nasty that when she goes to the universal studios children follow her shouting "Shrek! Shrek!"
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has 71.16 % from 260 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, Yo mama
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