Yo mama so nasty that when she goes to the universal studios children follow her shouting "Shrek! Shrek!"
Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when I asked where her bathroom was, she said, "Fourth bottle from the left."
Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.
Yo' mama got such bad dandruff, the principal declared a snow day!
Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she said "who turned off the heat?"
Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common? A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.