The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.
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has 73.05 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
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has 73.04 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: fat, game, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.
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has 73.01 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: cop, fat, Yo mama
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
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has 72.95 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death! Yo mama so dumb she stole a free cookie!
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has 72.92 % from 225 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
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has 72.80 % from 134 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
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has 72.60 % from 182 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama got one eye and one leg. We call her IHOP.
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has 72.59 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: communication, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
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has 72.39 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mammas so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, her reflection said," I quit." And walked away.
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has 72.17 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, ugly, Yo mama
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