Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.
Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when I asked where her bathroom was, she said, "Fourth bottle from the left."
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
Yo Mama is so skinny, every time she hiccups she does a backflip.
Yo' Mama got one eye and one leg. We call her IHOP.
Yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck.