The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.
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Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common? A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
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Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
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Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
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Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!
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Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
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Yo mammas so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, her reflection said," I quit." And walked away.
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Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
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