The best Yo mama jokes

Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
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has 72.05 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
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has 72.01 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
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has 71.88 % from 232 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
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has 71.86 % from 702 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on.
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has 71.83 % from 165 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common? A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
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has 71.82 % from 212 votes. More jokes about: black humor, morbid, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?" Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."
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has 71.81 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
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has 71.77 % from 196 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so nasty that when she goes to the universal studios children follow her shouting "Shrek! Shrek!"
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has 71.76 % from 258 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, Yo mama
Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
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has 71.72 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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