The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
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Yo' Mama got one eye and one leg. We call her IHOP.
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Yo mama so nasty that when she goes to the universal studios children follow her shouting "Shrek! Shrek!"
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Your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt.
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Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
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Yo mama is so fat when she farts its noise is just a nightingale.
Vote: has 72.41 % from 132 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck.
Vote: has 72.35 % from 148 votes. Send joke:

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Yo' mama got such bad dandruff, the principal declared a snow day!
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Yo' mama's breath so nasty, I don't know whether to give her Tic-Tacs or toilet paper!
Vote: has 72.22 % from 127 votes. Send joke:

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Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.
Vote: has 72.19 % from 211 votes. Send joke:

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