You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
Yo Momma is so fat…
that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.
Yo Mama So fat...
She sat on top of Walmart and lowered the prices.
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween!
Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
Yo' mama's breath so nasty, I don't know whether to give her Tic-Tacs or toilet paper!
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
Vote:
Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.