The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
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has 71.80 % from 239 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
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has 71.72 % from 706 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma is so fat… that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.
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has 71.61 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.
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has 71.59 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, science, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween!
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has 71.53 % from 252 votes. More jokes about: Halloween, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
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has 71.51 % from 198 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' mama's breath so nasty, I don't know whether to give her Tic-Tacs or toilet paper!
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has 71.47 % from 155 votes. More jokes about: food, Yo mama
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common? A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
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has 71.41 % from 228 votes. More jokes about: black humor, morbid, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly that her mom only fed her with a sling shot.
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has 71.40 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: food, mean, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.
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has 71.23 % from 347 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, fat, sex, Yo mama
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