Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
Yo' Mama is so fat, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common? A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.
Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!
Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
Yo mammas so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, her reflection said," I quit." And walked away.
Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!