Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
Yo' Mama is so fat, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death! Yo mama so dumb she stole a free cookie!
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
Yo' Mama got one eye and one leg. We call her IHOP.
Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
Yo mammas so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, her reflection said," I quit." And walked away.