Yo mamma so fat she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.
Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"
Yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck.
Yo' Mama is so fat, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.
Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Your mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
Your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt.
Yo mama so ugly when she takes baths water hops out.