The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.
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Your mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
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Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
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Yo mama is so fat she turned a monster truck into a low rider.
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Yo momma so old... Jurassic Park brought back the memories...
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Yo Mama so fat when Flash tried to run around her he died before he got half way.
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Yo mom a so fat she wore a Malcolm x shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
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Yo Mama is so skinny, every time she hiccups she does a backflip.
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Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.
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Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
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