Yo Momma is so fat…
that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.
Yo mama so nasty that when she goes to the universal studios children follow her shouting "Shrek! Shrek!"
You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
Yo mamas so poor she traded her car for gas money.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"
Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.
Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.
Yo mama is so stupid, I said it was going to be chili out and she grabbed a bowl and a spoon.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when I asked where her bathroom was, she said, "Fourth bottle from the left."
Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.