The best Yo mama jokes

Yo Mama so poor, when I asked her what's for dinner? She pulled out a shotgun and said "The next motherfucker that moves!"
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Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
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Yo momma so old... Jurassic Park brought back the memories...
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Your mom's so dumb, she threw the dog and told the stick to fetch!
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Yo' mama's breath so nasty, I don't know whether to give her Tic-Tacs or toilet paper!
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Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
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Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
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Yo mama so fat, when she wore her yellow bathing suit, the sun got jealous.
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Your mama so fat, that she can use herself as a bowling ball and get 10 strikes in all of the lanes!
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Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
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