Yo Mama so poor, when I asked her what's for dinner? She pulled out a shotgun and said "The next motherfucker that moves!"
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
Yo momma so old... Jurassic Park brought back the memories...
Your mom's so dumb, she threw the dog and told the stick to fetch!
Yo' mama's breath so nasty, I don't know whether to give her Tic-Tacs or toilet paper!
Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
Yo mama so fat, when she wore her yellow bathing suit, the sun got jealous.
Your mama so fat, that she can use herself as a bowling ball and get 10 strikes in all of the lanes!
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!