Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"
Yo mamas so poor she traded her car for gas money.
Your mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
Yo mamma so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
Your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo mama so ugly when she takes baths water hops out.
Yo' Mama is so fat, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.