Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"
Yo mamas so poor she traded her car for gas money.
Yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck.
Your mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
Your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt.
Yo mamma so old she pre-order the bible.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo mama so ugly when she takes baths water hops out.
Yo' Mama is so fat, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.