The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
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Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.
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Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
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Yo' mama's breath so nasty, I don't know whether to give her Tic-Tacs or toilet paper!
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Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!
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Yo mamas so fat when she farted she caused global warming!
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Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
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Yo momma so old... Jurassic Park brought back the memories...
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Your mom's so dumb, she threw the dog and told the stick to fetch!
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Yo Mama so poor, when I asked her what's for dinner? She pulled out a shotgun and said "The next motherfucker that moves!"
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