The best Yo mama jokes

Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
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has 70.92 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
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has 70.80 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"
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has 70.80 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo mamas so poor she traded her car for gas money.
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has 70.75 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: car, money, Yo mama
Your mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
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has 70.65 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: IT, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
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has 70.65 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: fat, heaven, insulting, Yo mama
Your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt.
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has 70.64 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: fat, political, Yo mama
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
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has 70.48 % from 142 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly when she takes baths water hops out.
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has 70.45 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.
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has 70.43 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: cop, fat, Yo mama
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