The best Yo mama jokes

Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.
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Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
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Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
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Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.
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Yo' mama's breath so nasty, I don't know whether to give her Tic-Tacs or toilet paper!
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Your mom's so dumb, she threw the dog and told the stick to fetch!
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Yo momma so old... Jurassic Park brought back the memories...
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Yo mamma so fat she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.
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Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
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Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
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