Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.
Your mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
Yo mama is so fat she turned a monster truck into a low rider.
Yo momma so old... Jurassic Park brought back the memories...
Yo Mama so fat when Flash tried to run around her he died before he got half way.
Yo mom a so fat she wore a Malcolm x shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
Yo Mama is so skinny, every time she hiccups she does a backflip.
Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.