The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
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Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
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Yo' mama got such bad dandruff, the principal declared a snow day!
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Yo Momma is so fat… that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.
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Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
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Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death! Yo mama so dumb she stole a free cookie!
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Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.
Vote: has 73.85 % from 174 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!
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Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she said "who turned off the heat?"
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Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.
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