The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.
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has 72.44 % from 209 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.
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has 72.34 % from 338 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, fat, sex, Yo mama
Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
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has 72.29 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
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has 72.17 % from 187 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
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has 72.05 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo Momma is so fat… that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.
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has 71.90 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common? A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
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has 71.85 % from 220 votes. More jokes about: black humor, morbid, Yo mama
Yo Mommas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.
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has 71.81 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: phone, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?" Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."
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has 71.81 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
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has 71.80 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, time, Yo mama
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