The best Yo mama jokes

Yo Mama so fat when Flash tried to run around her he died before he got half way.
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has 72.54 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: death, fat, sport, Yo mama
Yo mammas so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, her reflection said," I quit." And walked away.
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has 72.51 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat she turned a monster truck into a low rider.
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has 72.49 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: car, fat, Yo mama
Yo momma so old... Jurassic Park brought back the memories...
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has 72.48 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: insulting, memory, old people, Yo mama
Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death! Yo mama so dumb she stole a free cookie!
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has 72.46 % from 245 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.
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has 72.39 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
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has 72.36 % from 144 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.
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has 72.32 % from 208 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
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has 72.17 % from 187 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
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has 72.05 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
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