The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.
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has 72.63 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, science, Yo mama
Yo Mama so old... She's got Adam and Eve's autograph.
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has 72.61 % from 133 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a red shirt, people said hey look koolaid.
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has 72.59 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death! Yo mama so dumb she stole a free cookie!
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has 72.57 % from 246 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.
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has 72.44 % from 209 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
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has 72.36 % from 144 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
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has 72.17 % from 187 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common? A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
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has 72.08 % from 218 votes. More jokes about: black humor, morbid, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
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has 72.05 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
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has 72.05 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: fat, geography, insulting, sport, Yo mama
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