The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so nasty that when she goes to the universal studios children follow her shouting "Shrek! Shrek!"
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Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
Vote: has 73.07 % from 127 votes. Send joke:

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Yo Momma is so fat… that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.
Vote: has 73.02 % from 53 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
Vote: has 72.87 % from 151 votes. Send joke:

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Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
Vote: has 72.71 % from 19 votes. Send joke:

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Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
Vote: has 72.63 % from 29 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket.
Vote: has 72.56 % from 43 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!
Vote: has 72.27 % from 47 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
Vote: has 72.14 % from 77 votes. Send joke:

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