Yo Mama so fat when Flash tried to run around her he died before he got half way.
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
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Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?"
Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."
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Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
Yo Mama So fat...
She sat on top of Walmart and lowered the prices.
Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.