Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
Yo' mama got such bad dandruff, the principal declared a snow day!
Yo Momma is so fat…
that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.
Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!
Yo mama so dumb she stole a free cookie!
Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.
Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!
Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she said "who turned off the heat?"
Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.