Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.
Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.
Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
Yo Momma is so fat…
that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
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Yo Mommas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.
Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?"
Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."
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Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.