Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.
Your mama so fat, that she can use herself as a bowling ball and get 10 strikes in all of the lanes!
Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.
Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
Yo Momma is so fat… that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.