Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"
Yo mama cooking so bad, the flies chipped for a screen door!
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got on a motorcycle she didn't know how to open the window.
Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common? A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo' Mama is so fat, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when I asked where her bathroom was, she said, "Fourth bottle from the left."
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.