The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"
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Yo mama cooking so bad, the flies chipped for a screen door!
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Yo mama is so stupid that when she got on a motorcycle she didn't know how to open the window.
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Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.
Vote: has 73.44 % from 188 votes. Send joke:

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Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common? A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
Vote: has 72.91 % from 122 votes. Send joke:

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Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when I asked where her bathroom was, she said, "Fourth bottle from the left."
Vote: has 72.76 % from 96 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
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