Yo Mama so fat when Flash tried to run around her he died before he got half way.
Yo mammas so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, her reflection said," I quit." And walked away.
Yo mama is so fat she turned a monster truck into a low rider.
Yo momma so old... Jurassic Park brought back the memories...
Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death! Yo mama so dumb she stole a free cookie!
Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!