Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.
Yo Mama so old...
She's got Adam and Eve's autograph.
Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a red shirt, people said hey look koolaid.
Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!
Yo mama so dumb she stole a free cookie!
Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
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Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.