The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
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Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
Vote: has 74.15 % from 41 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.
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Your mama so fat, that she can use herself as a bowling ball and get 10 strikes in all of the lanes!
Vote: has 73.89 % from 20 votes. Send joke:

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Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.
Vote: has 73.80 % from 50 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
Vote: has 73.74 % from 82 votes. Send joke:

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Yo Momma is so fat… that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.
Vote: has 73.64 % from 59 votes. Send joke:

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
Vote: has 73.52 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
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Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
Vote: has 73.45 % from 103 votes. Send joke:

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