Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?"
Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."
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Yo mama is so fat she turned a monster truck into a low rider.
Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a red shirt, people said hey look koolaid.
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
Yo momma so old...
Jurassic Park brought back the memories...
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Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
Yo Mommas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.
Yo mama so ugly that her mom only fed her with a sling shot.