You mama so old she made yoda look young.
Your mom's so dumb, she threw the dog and told the stick to fetch!
Yo momma so stupid she thought that doctor pepper could heal her.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when I asked where her bathroom was, she said, "Fourth bottle from the left."
Yo mamma so old she pre-order the bible.
Yo Mama so poor, when I asked her what's for dinner? She pulled out a shotgun and said "The next motherfucker that moves!"
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?
Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
Yo mamma so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought General Motors was in the army.