Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.
Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought starbucks are money in space.
Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.
Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.