The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' mama is so bald, when she wears a turtleneck it looks like a busted rubber.
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Yo mamas so poor she traded her car for gas money.
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Your mom's so dumb, she threw the dog and told the stick to fetch!
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Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.
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Yo Mama is so fat, when she sweats, she smells like butter.
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Yo Momma is so fat… that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.
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Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
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Yo mamma so fat she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.
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Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
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Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
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