The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
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has 70.92 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, internet, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo' mama's breath so nasty, I don't know whether to give her Tic-Tacs or toilet paper!
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has 70.48 % from 142 votes. More jokes about: food, Yo mama
Your momma so fat... She's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when I asked what was for dinner, she took off her shoe and said, "Corns."
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: food, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly when she went to sleep Freddy Krueger was scared of her.
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has 70.39 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
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has 70.35 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: fat, geography, insulting, sport, Yo mama
Yo mama so dumb, she thought General Motors was in the army.
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has 70.24 % from 137 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so poor, when she found a penny she thought she had hit the lottery.
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has 70.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
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has 70.16 % from 280 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.
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has 70.16 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
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