Yo mama so nasty that when she goes to the universal studios children follow her shouting "Shrek! Shrek!"
Yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck.
Yo mamas so fat when she farted she caused global warming!
Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.
Yo mama so fat that she volunteered at the park, as the trampoline.
Yo mama so ugly when she went to sleep Freddy Krueger was scared of her.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"
Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.
Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
Your momma so fat... She's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.