The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.
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Yo momma so old... Jurassic Park brought back the memories...
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Your mom's so dumb, she threw the dog and told the stick to fetch!
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Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.
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Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.
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Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.
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Yo mama is so stupid that she thought starbucks are money in space.
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Yo' mama's breath so nasty, I don't know whether to give her Tic-Tacs or toilet paper!
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when I asked where her bathroom was, she said, "Fourth bottle from the left."
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