Yo mamma so fat she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.
Yo mama so ugly when she takes baths water hops out.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"
Yo mamas so poor she traded her car for gas money.
Yo mamma is on a seafood diet, when she see's food, she eats it.
Your momma so fat... When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts.
Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.
Yo Mama so old... Her birthday expired.
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.