The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mamma so fat she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.
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Yo mama so ugly when she takes baths water hops out.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"
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Yo mamas so poor she traded her car for gas money.
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Yo mamma is on a seafood diet, when she see's food, she eats it.
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Your momma so fat... When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts.
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Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.
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Yo Mama so old... Her birthday expired.
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Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
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