Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
Yo mamma is on a seafood diet, when she see's food, she eats it.
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she saw a "Wet Floor" sign and did what it said.
Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!
Yo mama so dumb, she thought General Motors was in the army.
Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.
Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.
Yo mamas so poor she traded her car for gas money.