Yo' mama is so bald, when she wears a turtleneck it looks like a busted rubber.
Yo mamas so poor she traded her car for gas money.
Your mom's so dumb, she threw the dog and told the stick to fetch!
Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sweats, she smells like butter.
Yo Momma is so fat… that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
Yo mamma so fat she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.