The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so nasty that when she goes to the universal studios children follow her shouting "Shrek! Shrek!"
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has 71.53 % from 252 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, Yo mama
Yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck.
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has 71.50 % from 163 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mamas so fat when she farted she caused global warming!
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has 71.50 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: fart, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.
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has 71.45 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that she volunteered at the park, as the trampoline.
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has 71.43 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly when she went to sleep Freddy Krueger was scared of her.
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has 71.40 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"
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has 71.34 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.
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has 71.29 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: age, communication, death, old people, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
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has 71.29 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: fat, geography, insulting, sport, Yo mama
Your momma so fat... She's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
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has 71.25 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
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