Yo mamas so poor she traded her car for gas money.
Yo' Mama is so fat, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.
You mama so old she made yoda look young.
Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.
Yo mamma so old she pre-order the bible.
Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.
Your mom's so dumb, she threw the dog and told the stick to fetch!
Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Yo momma so stupid she thought that doctor pepper could heal her.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when I asked where her bathroom was, she said, "Fourth bottle from the left."