The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.
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Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.
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Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
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Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.
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Yo mama is so stupid that she thought starbucks are money in space.
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Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.
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Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
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Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
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Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
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