Yo momma so fat that when she was seated in the last row, the plane couldn't get off the ground.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.
Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense.
Yo mama is so old that God doesn't remember her.
Yo' mama's breath so nasty, I don't know whether to give her Tic-Tacs or toilet paper!
Your momma is so ugly when she gets her beauty sleep she falls into a coma!
Yo mamas so ugly, she scares blind kids away.
Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.
Yo mamas so poor she traded her car for gas money.
Yo Momma is so fat… that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.