Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
Your momma so fat...
She's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Yo mamma so old she pre-order the bible.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?
Yo Mama so poor, when I asked her what's for dinner?
She pulled out a shotgun and said "The next motherfucker that moves!"
Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
Yo momma's so fat...
The animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she strips at Chuck E. Cheese for tokens.
Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.