Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.
Yo momma so old... Jurassic Park brought back the memories...
Your mom's so dumb, she threw the dog and told the stick to fetch!
Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.
Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.
Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought starbucks are money in space.
Yo' mama's breath so nasty, I don't know whether to give her Tic-Tacs or toilet paper!
Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when I asked where her bathroom was, she said, "Fourth bottle from the left."