Your momma so fat...
She's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?
Yo Mama so poor, when I asked her what's for dinner?
She pulled out a shotgun and said "The next motherfucker that moves!"
Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
Yo momma's so fat...
The animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.
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Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she strips at Chuck E. Cheese for tokens.
Your mama so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
Your momma is so ugly when she gets her beauty sleep she falls into a coma!