The best Yo mama jokes

You mama so old she made yoda look young.
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: age, Yo mama
Your mom's so dumb, she threw the dog and told the stick to fetch!
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has 70.33 % from 347 votes. More jokes about: animal, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid she thought that doctor pepper could heal her.
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has 70.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: doctor, food, health, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, when I asked where her bathroom was, she said, "Fourth bottle from the left."
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has 70.11 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
Yo mamma so old she pre-order the bible.
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has 70.08 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: age, bible, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Mama so poor, when I asked her what's for dinner? She pulled out a shotgun and said "The next motherfucker that moves!"
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has 70.07 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?
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has 70.03 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: Halloween, time, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
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has 70.02 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: fat, god, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
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has 69.97 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: fat, heaven, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so dumb, she thought General Motors was in the army.
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has 69.94 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
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