The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
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Yo mamma is on a seafood diet, when she see's food, she eats it.
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Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she saw a "Wet Floor" sign and did what it said.
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Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
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Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!
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Yo mama so dumb, she thought General Motors was in the army.
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Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.
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Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.
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Yo mamas so poor she traded her car for gas money.
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