You mama so old she made yoda look young.
Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.
Your mom's so dumb, she threw the dog and told the stick to fetch!
Yo momma so stupid she thought that doctor pepper could heal her.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when I asked where her bathroom was, she said, "Fourth bottle from the left."
Yo Mama so poor, when I asked her what's for dinner? She pulled out a shotgun and said "The next motherfucker that moves!"
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?
Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought General Motors was in the army.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm one for each time zone she's in.