The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mamas so poor she traded her car for gas money.
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has 70.56 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: car, money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.
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has 70.43 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: cop, fat, Yo mama
You mama so old she made yoda look young.
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: age, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mamma so old she pre-order the bible.
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has 70.41 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: age, bible, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.
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has 70.38 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Your mom's so dumb, she threw the dog and told the stick to fetch!
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has 70.25 % from 346 votes. More jokes about: animal, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
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has 70.20 % from 163 votes. More jokes about: asian, fat, Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid she thought that doctor pepper could heal her.
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has 70.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: doctor, food, health, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, when I asked where her bathroom was, she said, "Fourth bottle from the left."
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has 70.11 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
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