Yo' mama's breath so nasty, I don't know whether to give her Tic-Tacs or toilet paper!
Yo mamas so poor she traded her car for gas money.
Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo mamma so fat she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.
Yo mamma so old she pre-order the bible.
Yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck.
Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
Yo' Mama is so fat, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.
Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.