Yo mama is so fat when she farts its noise is just a nightingale.
Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.
Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
Yo mammas so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, her reflection said," I quit." And walked away.
Your momma is so ugly when she gets her beauty sleep she falls into a coma!
Yo mama so ugly when she takes baths water hops out.
Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.
Yo mamma so old she pre-order the bible.
Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"