The best Yo mama jokes

Yo Momma is so fat… that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.
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has 71.62 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
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has 71.58 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, time, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on.
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has 71.35 % from 166 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.
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has 71.33 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo' mama's breath so nasty, I don't know whether to give her Tic-Tacs or toilet paper!
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has 71.27 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: food, Yo mama
Yo' Mama got one eye and one leg. We call her IHOP.
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has 71.11 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: communication, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck.
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has 71.05 % from 168 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"
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has 71.01 % from 221 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.
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has 70.97 % from 303 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!
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has 70.92 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
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