The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
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Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
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Yo mammas so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, her reflection said," I quit." And walked away.
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Yo mama so old she had a wedding picture with George Washington.
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Your mommas so fat when criminals break out of jail they hide behind her.
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Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
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Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death! Yo mama so dumb she stole a free cookie!
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Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
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Yo mama so ugly when she takes baths water hops out.
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Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
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