The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' mama's breath so nasty, I don't know whether to give her Tic-Tacs or toilet paper!
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has 71.12 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: food, Yo mama
Yo mamas so poor she traded her car for gas money.
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has 70.93 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: car, money, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on.
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has 70.88 % from 167 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
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has 70.87 % from 144 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.
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has 70.80 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mamma so old she pre-order the bible.
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has 70.75 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: age, bible, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck.
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has 70.75 % from 170 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
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has 70.75 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: fat, geography, insulting, sport, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.
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has 70.74 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: cop, fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.
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has 70.72 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
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