The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.
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Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.
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Yo mama is so stupid when you asked her to grab McDonald's she brings the building home.
Vote: has 72.77 % from 34 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mama is so poor that your TV got 2 channels: ON and OFF.
Vote: has 72.71 % from 19 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
Vote: has 72.47 % from 173 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck.
Vote: has 72.34 % from 152 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
Vote: has 72.26 % from 682 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mama is so fat when she farts its noise is just a nightingale.
Vote: has 72.19 % from 135 votes. Send joke:
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Yo Momma is so fat… that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.
Vote: has 72.14 % from 77 votes. Send joke:
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