Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.
Yo' Mama is so fat, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.
Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on.
Yo Momma is so fat…
when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
Yo Mommas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo mama so nasty that when she goes to the universal studios children follow her shouting "Shrek! Shrek!"
Your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt.
Yo Momma is so fat…
that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
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