The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.
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Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
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Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
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Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.
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Yo' mama got such bad dandruff, the principal declared a snow day!
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Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
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Yo mama so dumb, she thought General Motors was in the army.
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Yo Mama so poor, when I asked her what's for dinner? She pulled out a shotgun and said "The next motherfucker that moves!"
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Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
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Yo momma so old... Jurassic Park brought back the memories...
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