Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo Momma is so fat…
that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.
Yo mamma so fat she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.
Yo' mama's breath so nasty, I don't know whether to give her Tic-Tacs or toilet paper!
Yo' Mama got one eye and one leg. We call her IHOP.
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Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"
Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!
Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on.
Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.