Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.
Yo' Mama got one eye and one leg. We call her IHOP.
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Yo mama so nasty that when she goes to the universal studios children follow her shouting "Shrek! Shrek!"
Yo mamma so fat she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.
Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.
Yo' Mama is so fat, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.
Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on.
Yo Momma is so fat…
when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
Yo mama so ugly when she takes baths water hops out.
Yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck.