Yo Momma is so fat…
that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.
Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on.
Yo mamma so fat she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.
Yo' mama's breath so nasty, I don't know whether to give her Tic-Tacs or toilet paper!
Yo' Mama got one eye and one leg. We call her IHOP.
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Yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck.
Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"
Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.
Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!