Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
Yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck.
Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she saw a "Wet Floor" sign and did what it said.
Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
Yo' mama is so bald, when she wears a turtleneck it looks like a busted rubber.
Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"
Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.