The best Yo mama jokes

Yo Momma is so fat… that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.
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has 72.07 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
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has 72.06 % from 692 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!
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has 72.04 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
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has 72.00 % from 174 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"
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has 71.93 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
Your mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
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has 71.85 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: IT, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
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has 71.83 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, time, Yo mama
Yo mamas so poor she traded her car for gas money.
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has 71.80 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: car, money, Yo mama
Yo mama is so old that when she walked out of a museum the alarm went off.
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has 71.76 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: old people, technology, Yo mama
Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"
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has 71.68 % from 207 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
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