The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so stupid when you asked her to grab McDonald's she brings the building home.
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has 72.27 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.
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has 72.18 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: age, communication, death, old people, Yo mama
Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
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has 72.18 % from 695 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
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has 72.16 % from 179 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo' Mama got one eye and one leg. We call her IHOP.
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has 72.08 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: communication, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so old that when she walked out of a museum the alarm went off.
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has 72.04 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: old people, technology, Yo mama
Your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt.
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has 72.00 % from 130 votes. More jokes about: fat, political, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
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has 71.90 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
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has 71.89 % from 189 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly when she went to sleep Freddy Krueger was scared of her.
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has 71.88 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
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