Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Yo mamas so fat when she farted she caused global warming!
Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"
Yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck.
Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
Yo mama so ugly when she takes baths water hops out.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"