The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so fat, it takes two texts for her to send a selfie.
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has 72.56 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, insulting, technology, Yo mama
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
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has 72.51 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: fat, game, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
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has 72.31 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, time, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
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has 72.31 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid when you asked her to grab McDonald's she brings the building home.
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has 72.27 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"
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has 72.21 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
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has 72.19 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
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has 72.18 % from 695 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma is so fat… that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.
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has 72.07 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
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has 72.04 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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