Yo Momma is so fat… that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.
Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"
Your mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
Yo mamas so poor she traded her car for gas money.
Yo mama is so old that when she walked out of a museum the alarm went off.
Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"