Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
Yo mammas so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, her reflection said," I quit." And walked away.
Yo mama so old she had a wedding picture with George Washington.
Your mommas so fat when criminals break out of jail they hide behind her.
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death! Yo mama so dumb she stole a free cookie!
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
Yo mama so ugly when she takes baths water hops out.
Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.