The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
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Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
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Yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck.
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Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
Vote: has 72.05 % from 673 votes. Send joke:

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she saw a "Wet Floor" sign and did what it said.
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Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
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Yo' mama is so bald, when she wears a turtleneck it looks like a busted rubber.
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Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"
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Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
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Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
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