The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
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Yo mamas so fat when she farted she caused global warming!
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Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
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Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
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Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"
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Yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck.
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Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
Vote: has 71.97 % from 671 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
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Yo mama so ugly when she takes baths water hops out.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"
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