Yo' Mama is so fat, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.
Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on.
Yo mama so ugly when she takes baths water hops out.
Yo Momma is so fat…
when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
Yo Mommas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
Vote:
Your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm one for each time zone she's in.
Yo Momma is so fat…
that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.