Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.
Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.
Yo' Mama is so fat, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.
Yo mama is so stupid when you asked her to grab McDonald's she brings the building home.
Yo mama is so poor that your TV got 2 channels: ON and OFF.
Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
Yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck.
Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
Yo mama is so fat when she farts its noise is just a nightingale.
Yo Momma is so fat… that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.