The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so fat when she farts its noise is just a nightingale.
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Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.
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Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
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Yo mammas so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, her reflection said," I quit." And walked away.
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Your momma is so ugly when she gets her beauty sleep she falls into a coma!
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Yo mama so ugly when she takes baths water hops out.
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Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.
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Yo mamma so old she pre-order the bible.
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Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
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Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"
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