Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.
Yo' mama got such bad dandruff, the principal declared a snow day!
Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought General Motors was in the army.
Yo Mama so poor, when I asked her what's for dinner? She pulled out a shotgun and said "The next motherfucker that moves!"
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
Yo momma so old... Jurassic Park brought back the memories...