"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"
Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!
Little Johnny, "Why are you so fat?" Little Billy, "Cause Every time I fuck ur mom she gives me a doughnut."
Yo momma so poor... Burglars break into yo momma's home and leave money.
Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
Your mama is so hairy Bigfoot took a picture of her.
Yo momma so fat that when she was seated in the last row, the plane couldn't get off the ground.
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two texts for her to send a selfie.
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
Your mama so old she sat next to Moses in the second grade.