Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her passport picture.
Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !
Yo momma so fat she could go to the desert and sells shade.
Yo mama so ugly that she died of fright when she looked in the mirror.
Yo mama so fat when Dracula bit her he said "1 diabete, 2 diabete, 3 diabete".
Yo momma so fat, her patronus is a cake.
Yo mama so ugly when she went outside it was a black out.
Yo mama is so ugly that she could be the poster child for birth control.