The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
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Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
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Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
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Yo momma's so fat... To her light food means under 4 Tons.
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Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
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Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.
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Yo mama so ugly when she looked at the sun, it turned nighttime.
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Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.
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Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
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