Yo Mommas teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.
Your Moma is so fat the only words she knows is the universe.
Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.
You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the pool the water jumped out!
Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
Yo mama so stupid she told a yo mama joke to you.
Yo mama so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a roll on deodorant.
Yo mamma so small she uses a Dorito for a hang lider.
Yo mamas so fat when she farted she caused global warming!