The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought the international dateline was a global dating service.
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Yo mama so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a roll on deodorant.
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Yo' Mama's head is so big, she dreams in IMAX.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.
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Yo mamma is not on a diet, she's on a triet, anything you eating-shell try it.
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Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.
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Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
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Yo mama is so fat Donald Trump used her as the wall.
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Your Mother is so fat, her water heater needs a nuclear reactor.
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