The best Yo mama jokes

You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: death, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.
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Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.
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has 62.04 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
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has 61.95 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"
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has 61.94 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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