Yo' Mama is so nasty, it sounds like Velcro when she takes her panties off.
Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she strips at Chuck E. Cheese for tokens.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she can make out with a toothpick in her mouth.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, her wig has a chinstrap.
Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!