The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so flat, the wall is jealous of her.
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Yo Mama so old... When she ran the 100 meter dash, they timed yo mama with a sundial.
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Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, it sounds like Velcro when she takes her panties off.
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Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
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Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, she can make out with a toothpick in her mouth.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.
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Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!
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