Yo Momma's so fat she sank the Titanic!
Yo mamma so fat she doesn't play temple run she plays temple roll.
Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
Yo mama nose is so big she could smell what the rock was cooking before he started cooking.
Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.