The best Yo mama jokes

Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so dirty when she jumped in the bath water the water jumped out and said "No I'm good."
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: dirty, mean, Yo mama
Yo mamas so fat she fits on both sides of the bed.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: death, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama cooking so bad, the flies chipped for a screen door!
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
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has 63.12 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid she told a yo mama joke to you.
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has 63.07 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: communication, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, time, Yo mama
Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her passport picture.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, travel, Yo mama
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