The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so nasty, it sounds like Velcro when she takes her panties off.
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Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
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Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
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Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she strips at Chuck E. Cheese for tokens.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, she can make out with a toothpick in her mouth.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, her wig has a chinstrap.
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Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
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Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!
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