The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.
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has 62.04 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
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has 61.95 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"
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has 61.94 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your mama is so hairy Bigfoot took a picture of her.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: family, food, religious, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly, Instagram tagged her selfies 'explicit content'.
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has 61.71 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: technology, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!
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has 61.65 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: school, stupid, Yo mama
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