The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the pool the water jumped out!
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
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has 62.11 % from 167 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
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has 62.10 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a roll on deodorant.
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has 61.99 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mamma so small she uses a Dorito for a hang lider.
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has 61.99 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: food, sport, Yo mama
"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"
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has 61.96 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!
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has 61.94 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
Roses are red, violets are blue. Pornhub is Down, your mums Facebook will do.
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has 61.91 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: dirty, Facebook, poems, technology, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
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has 61.91 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: insulting, music, stupid, Yo mama
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