Yo mama told me that she had some wrinkles in her feet ; I suggested to wear stocking.
She said : "Woo it is 50 years that I am wearing pants the chink of her ass hadn't been recovery!"
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"
Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.
Yo' Mama so ugly, when she wore cheese panties, even the rats wouldn't eat her.
Yo mama so fat she was the comet that destroyed dusty depot.
Yo momma so poor...
That your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.
Yo momma so poor...
The building society repossessed her cardboard box.
Yo momma so poor...
I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..."
Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.
Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.