The best Yo mama jokes

Yo Momma's so fat she sank the Titanic!
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has 62.44 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she doesn't play temple run she plays temple roll.
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has 62.44 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: fat, game, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
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has 62.43 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.
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has 62.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
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has 62.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
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has 62.37 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: phone, sex, Yo mama
Yo mama nose is so big she could smell what the rock was cooking before he started cooking.
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has 62.30 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: food, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
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