Yo Momma so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the pool the water jumped out!
Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.
Your Moma is so fat the only words she knows is the universe.
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Your mama is so short when she tried to get high she couldn't.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"