Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Yo momma's so fat... To her light food means under 4 Tons.
Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.
Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.
Yo mama so ugly when she looked at the sun, it turned nighttime.
Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.
Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.