The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama told me that she had some wrinkles in her feet ; I suggested to wear stocking. She said : "Woo it is 50 years that I am wearing pants the chink of her ass hadn't been recovery!"
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has 62.80 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: age, communication, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"
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has 62.79 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: god, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.
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has 62.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama so ugly, when she wore cheese panties, even the rats wouldn't eat her.
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has 62.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she was the comet that destroyed dusty depot.
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has 62.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: fat, science, Yo mama
Yo momma so poor... That your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma so poor... The building society repossessed her cardboard box.
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma so poor... I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..."
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: fart, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
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