Yo Momma so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.
Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.
Your Moma is so fat the only words she knows is the universe.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy only sees the other side of her every 4 years.
Your mama is so short when she tried to get high she couldn't.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"
Your mama is so hairy Bigfoot took a picture of her.