Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought the international dateline was a global dating service.
Yo mama so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a roll on deodorant.
Yo' Mama's head is so big, she dreams in IMAX.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.
Yo mamma is not on a diet, she's on a triet, anything you eating-shell try it.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.
Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
Yo mama is so fat Donald Trump used her as the wall.
Your Mother is so fat, her water heater needs a nuclear reactor.