The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she gave your kids a "Yo' Grandmama Is So Stupid" joke book.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, she can make out with a toothpick in her mouth.
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Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
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Yo mama so poor the i saw her rolling a can and said what are you doing she said moving!
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
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Yo mama is so stinky that she scared the fly's off the shit wagonrn.
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Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
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Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
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Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
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