You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the pool the water jumped out!
Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
Yo mama so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a roll on deodorant.
Yo mamma so small she uses a Dorito for a hang lider.
"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"
Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!
Little Johnny, "Why are you so fat?"
Little Billy, "Cause Every time I fuck ur mom she gives me a doughnut."
Roses are red,
violets are blue.
Pornhub is Down,
your mums Facebook will do.