Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she gave your kids a "Yo' Grandmama Is So Stupid" joke book.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she can make out with a toothpick in her mouth.
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Yo mama so poor the i saw her rolling a can and said what are you doing she said moving!
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
Yo mama is so stinky that she scared the fly's off the shit wagonrn.
Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.