Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
Yo mama is so dirty when she jumped in the bath water the water jumped out and said "No I'm good."
Yo mamas so fat she fits on both sides of the bed.
You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.
Yo mama cooking so bad, the flies chipped for a screen door!
Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
Yo mama so stupid she told a yo mama joke to you.
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Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Yo mama is so short you can see
her feet on her passport picture.
Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.