You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.
Yo Momma so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.
Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.