The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
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Your Mother is so fat, her water heater needs a nuclear reactor.
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You mamma so fat that she has to use the ocean for a bathroom.
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Your mama so old she was friends with Cleopatra.
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Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
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Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
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Yo mama so poor I sat on the garbage can and she said get off from my roof.
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You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!
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You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.
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Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
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