The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
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Yo' Mama is like marijuana everyone does her, but no one admits it.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she strips at Chuck E. Cheese for tokens.
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Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
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Yo Momma so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.
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Your mama is so short, she was able to get an job application with the Oompa Loompas!
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Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.
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Yo mamas so fat she fits on both sides of the bed.
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Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
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