Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
Your mama so old she was friends with Cleopatra.
Yo momma's so fat... To her light food means under 4 Tons.
Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.
Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.
Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number.