Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is part of her weight loss program.
Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.
"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"
Yo momma's so fat... When she wears her X jacket helicopters try to land.
Yo mama is so old that she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.
Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.
Yo mama so poor I sat on the garbage can and she said get off from my roof.
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!