Your Mother is so fat, her water heater needs a nuclear reactor.
Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
Yo momma's so fat... When she wears her X jacket helicopters try to land.
Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.
Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!
Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
Yo mama is so dirty when she jumped in the bath water the water jumped out and said "No I'm good."
Yo mamas so fat she fits on both sides of the bed.
You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.
Yo mama cooking so bad, the flies chipped for a screen door!