Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!
Your mama is so ugly that I guess you can say that the genes passed down.
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the pool the water jumped out!
Yo' Mama is so old, her teeth are like stars: they come out at night.
Yo momma so poor...
When I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'
You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
Yo mama so old she had a wedding picture with George Washington.
Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.