The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is part of her weight loss program.
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Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.
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"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"
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Yo momma's so fat... When she wears her X jacket helicopters try to land.
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Yo mama is so old that she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.
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Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.
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Yo mama so poor I sat on the garbage can and she said get off from my roof.
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Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
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You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!
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