The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
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has 62.88 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: phone, sex, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is part of her weight loss program.
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, sport, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat, when she wore her yellow bathing suit, the sun got jealous.
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she needed two wrist watches cause shes in two time zones.
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: fat, time, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.
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has 62.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama so ugly, when she wore cheese panties, even the rats wouldn't eat her.
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has 62.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she was the comet that destroyed dusty depot.
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has 62.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: fat, science, Yo mama
Yo momma so poor... That your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
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