The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma so fat she could go to the desert and sells shade.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, money, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly that she died of fright when she looked in the mirror.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: death, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly when she went outside it was a black out.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: ugly, vulgar, Yo mama
Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, music, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: geography, golf, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
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has 62.93 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: insulting, music, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
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has 62.88 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: phone, sex, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is part of her weight loss program.
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat, when she wore her yellow bathing suit, the sun got jealous.
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she needed two wrist watches cause shes in two time zones.
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: fat, time, Yo mama
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