Yo momma so poor... Burglars break into yo momma's home and leave money.
Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
Your mama is so hairy Bigfoot took a picture of her.
Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.
Yo momma so fat that when she was seated in the last row, the plane couldn't get off the ground.
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two texts for her to send a selfie.
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
Your mama so old she sat next to Moses in the second grade.
Yo mama so old she had a wedding picture with George Washington.
Yo momma so poor... When I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.