Yo' Mama is so old, her teeth are like stars: they come out at night.
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the pool the water jumped out!
Yo momma so poor...
When I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
Your mama is so ugly that I guess you can say that the genes passed down.
You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!
Yo mama so ugly the devil is afraid of her.
Yo mama so old she had a wedding picture with George Washington.
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.