The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
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Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"
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Yo mama is so stinky that she scared the fly's off the shit wagonrn.
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Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
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Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
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Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
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Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.
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Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.
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"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"
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