Your mama is so hairy Bigfoot took a picture of her.
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo mama so ugly, Instagram tagged her selfies 'explicit content'.
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Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the pool the water jumped out!
You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!
Yo momma so poor...
When I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'
Yo' Mama is so old, her teeth are like stars: they come out at night.