Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Your mama is so hairy Bigfoot took a picture of her.
Your mama so old she sat next to Moses in the second grade.
Yo mama so ugly, Instagram tagged her selfies 'explicit content'.
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Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.