The best Yo mama jokes

Your Mother is so fat, her water heater needs a nuclear reactor.
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Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
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Yo momma's so fat... When she wears her X jacket helicopters try to land.
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Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.
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Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!
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Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
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Yo mama is so dirty when she jumped in the bath water the water jumped out and said "No I'm good."
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Yo mamas so fat she fits on both sides of the bed.
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You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.
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Yo mama cooking so bad, the flies chipped for a screen door!
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