Yo mamma so small she uses a Dorito for a hang lider.
"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"
Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!
Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
Yo momma so poor... Burglars break into yo momma's home and leave money.
Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
Your mama is so hairy Bigfoot took a picture of her.
Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.
Yo momma so fat that when she was seated in the last row, the plane couldn't get off the ground.
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two texts for her to send a selfie.