Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"
Yo mama is so stinky that she scared the fly's off the shit wagonrn.
Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.
Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.
"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"