Yo' Mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a getaway rope.
Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
Yo' Mama is like marijuana everyone does her, but no one admits it.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
Yo Momma is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!
Your Moma is so fat the only words she knows is the universe.
Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.
You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the pool the water jumped out!
Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.