Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is part of her weight loss program.
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
Yo mama so fat, when she wore her yellow bathing suit, the sun got jealous.
Yo mama so fat she needed two wrist watches cause shes in two time zones.
Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.
Yo' Mama so ugly, when she wore cheese panties, even the rats wouldn't eat her.
Yo mama so fat she was the comet that destroyed dusty depot.
Yo momma so poor... That your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.