The best Yo mama jokes

Your mama is so hairy Bigfoot took a picture of her.
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Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"
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Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy only sees the other side of her every 4 years.
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Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!
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Yo mama so poor, when she found a penny she thought she had hit the lottery.
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Yo mama so poor the i saw her rolling a can and said what are you doing she said moving!
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
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