Your mama is so hairy Bigfoot took a picture of her.
Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy only sees the other side of her every 4 years.
Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!
Yo mama so poor, when she found a penny she thought she had hit the lottery.
Yo mama so poor the i saw her rolling a can and said what are you doing she said moving!
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.