The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China wall as a belt.
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Yo Momma so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.
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Yo Momma's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute.
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Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.
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Yo Momma's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family…!"
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Your mama so fat when she goes in Walmart and goes out it's gone.
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Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.
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Yo mamas so fat she fits on both sides of the bed.
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Yo mama so fat when Dracula bit her he said "1 diabete, 2 diabete, 3 diabete".
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Yo mama so fat the only liquor she knows is liquorice.
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