Yo momma so fat, her patronus is a cake.
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.
Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
Yo Mama so old...
When Moses parted the Red Sea, he found yo mama fishing on the other side!
Yo mama so ugly that she died of fright when she looked in the mirror.
Yo mama so ugly Lady Liberty blew her torch out so she wouldn't have to see her.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.
Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!
Yo mama so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket.
Yo mama so ugly when she auditioned for a horror movie they sent her to a professional!
