Your mama so old she was friends with Cleopatra.
Your mama is so short when she tried to get high she couldn't.
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she gave me an ear infection over the phone.
Little Johnny, "Why are you so fat?" Little Billy, "Cause Every time I fuck ur mom she gives me a doughnut."
Yo mama is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.
Yo mama so ugly it caused Godzilla to go back to the ocean.
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.