The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.
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Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
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Yo mama so ugly it caused Godzilla to go back to the ocean.
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Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, time, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
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Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.
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Yo Mama is so nasty, she made the Dead Sea, when went to swim.
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Yo momma so fat, her patronus is a cake.
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