The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.
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Yo momma is so poor she ran after a trash can truck with her shoping list.
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Yo mama like a door nob everyone gets a turn.
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Yo mama so flat, the wall is jealous of her.
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Yo Momma is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!
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Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, when the waiter brought out her strip steak, she asked where to tuck the dollar bills.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, she can make out with a toothpick in her mouth.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
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