The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma so fat, her patronus is a cake.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Yo Mama is so nasty, she made the Dead Sea, when went to swim.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!
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has 61.10 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: insulting, sex, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly when she auditioned for a horror movie they sent her to a professional!
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, work, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she uses a highway for a slide.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: driving, fat, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat that when she puts on a jumper it's known as global warming.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: fat, weather, Yo mama
Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: fat, geography, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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