The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.
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Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
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Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".
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Your mama is so hairy Bigfoot took a picture of her.
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Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"
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Yo momma’s so ugly, if you look up ‘ugly’ in the dictionary, there’s a picture of her.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy only sees the other side of her every 4 years.
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Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!
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Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!
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Yo mama so poor, when she found a penny she thought she had hit the lottery.
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