The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so stupid, her wig has a chinstrap.
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Yo mama is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.
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Yo Mama so old... She recalls When the Grand Canyon was a ditch.
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Yo' Mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.
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Yo momma so fat, her patronus is a cake.
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Yo mama so ugly that she died of fright when she looked in the mirror.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
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Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.
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Yo Mama so old... When Moses parted the Red Sea, he found yo mama fishing on the other side!
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Yo mama so ugly Lady Liberty blew her torch out so she wouldn't have to see her.
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