Yo momma so fat, her patronus is a cake.
Yo Mama is so nasty, she made the Dead Sea, when went to swim.
Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.
Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!
Yo mama so ugly when she auditioned for a horror movie they sent her to a professional!
Yo mama so fat she uses a highway for a slide.
Yo mama's so fat that when she puts on a jumper it's known as global warming.
Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."