The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
Your mama is so ugly that I guess you can say that the genes passed down.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: family, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mamas so fat when she farted she caused global warming!
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has 61.56 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: fart, Yo mama
Your mama so old she was friends with Cleopatra.
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has 61.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: age, friendship, Yo mama
Yo mama nose is so big she could smell what the rock was cooking before he started cooking.
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has 61.43 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: food, ugly, Yo mama
Your mama is so short when she tried to get high she couldn't.
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has 61.43 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: drug, weed, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid she told a yo mama joke to you.
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has 61.39 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: communication, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she gave me an ear infection over the phone.
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has 61.35 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: insulting, phone, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
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