Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.
Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".
Your mama is so hairy Bigfoot took a picture of her.
Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"
Yo momma’s so ugly, if you look up ‘ugly’ in the dictionary, there’s a picture of her.
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy only sees the other side of her every 4 years.
Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!
Yo mama so poor, when she found a penny she thought she had hit the lottery.