Yo' Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.
Yo momma is so poor she ran after a trash can truck with her shoping list.
Yo mama like a door nob everyone gets a turn.
Yo mama so flat, the wall is jealous of her.
Yo Momma is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when the waiter brought out her strip steak, she asked where to tuck the dollar bills.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she can make out with a toothpick in her mouth.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.