Yo momma is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China wall as a belt.
Yo Momma so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.
Yo Momma's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute.
Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.
Yo Momma's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family…!"
Your mama so fat when she goes in Walmart and goes out it's gone.
Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.
Yo mamas so fat she fits on both sides of the bed.
Yo mama so fat when Dracula bit her he said "1 diabete, 2 diabete, 3 diabete".
Yo mama so fat the only liquor she knows is liquorice.