You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the pool the water jumped out!
Yo mama is so fat Donald Trump used her as the wall.
Your mama is so short when she tried to get high she couldn't.
Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
Yo momma is so hairy when she lifts her armpit up it looks like she's got Bigfoot in a headlock.
Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
Yo mama so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a roll on deodorant.
Yo mamma so small she uses a Dorito for a hang lider.