Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!
Yo mama so fat she was the meteor that killed the dinos.
Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought starbucks are money in space.
Yo mama's so fat that when she jumped into the ocean a hurricane began.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.
You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy only sees the other side of her every 4 years.