Yo' Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.
Yo mama so ugly the devil is afraid of her.
Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a dartboard? A: Yo' Mama's had more pricks.
Yo mamma is not on a diet, she's on a triet, anything you eating-shell try it.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.
Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Your Mother is so fat, her water heater needs a nuclear reactor.
Your mama is so short when she tried to get high she couldn't.
Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.