The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, when she walks the dog, they both use the same bush.
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Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!
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Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.
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Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
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Yo momma's so old her first job was as Cain and Abel' babysitter.
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Yo mama is so ugly when she went to the thirteenth floor they got scared of her.
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You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.
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Yo mama so ugly when she went outside it was a black out.
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