Yo momma so poor... Burglars break into yo momma's home and leave money.
Yo mama so flat, the wall is jealous of her.
Yo' Mama's head is so big, she dreams in IMAX.
Yo momma so poor... I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..."
Yo Mama so old... When she ran the 100 meter dash, they timed yo mama with a sundial.
Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, it sounds like Velcro when she takes her panties off.
Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.