Yo momma's so fat...
When she wears her X jacket helicopters try to land.
Yo mama is so skinny...
she hula hoops with a cheerio.
Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank.
They turned of the security cameras.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.
Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!
Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
Yo mamas so fat she fits on both sides of the bed.
Yo mama cooking so bad, the flies chipped for a screen door!
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
Vote:
Yo mama so fat she was the meteor that killed the dinos.