The best Yo mama jokes

You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: death, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the pool the water jumped out!
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat Donald Trump used her as the wall.
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has 62.19 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: insulting, political, Yo mama
Your mama is so short when she tried to get high she couldn't.
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has 62.19 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: drug, weed, Yo mama
Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma is so hairy when she lifts her armpit up it looks like she's got Bigfoot in a headlock.
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
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has 62.10 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a roll on deodorant.
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has 61.99 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mamma so small she uses a Dorito for a hang lider.
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has 61.99 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: food, sport, Yo mama
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