Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a getaway rope.
Yo' Mama is like marijuana everyone does her, but no one admits it.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
Yo Mommas teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.