Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought starbucks are money in space.
Yo mama's so fat that when she jumped into the ocean a hurricane began.
Your Moma is so fat the only words she knows is the universe.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.
You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy only sees the other side of her every 4 years.
Yo Momma so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.