Yo mama told me that she had some wrinkles in her feet ; I suggested to wear stocking. She said : "Woo it is 50 years that I am wearing pants the chink of her ass hadn't been recovery!"
Yo' Mama's head is so big, she dreams in IMAX.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.
Yo mamma is not on a diet, she's on a triet, anything you eating-shell try it.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.
Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
Yo momma's so fat... When she wears her X jacket helicopters try to land.
Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.
Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!