Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when she walks the dog, they both use the same bush.
Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!
Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.
Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
Yo momma's so old her first job was as Cain and Abel' babysitter.
Yo mama is so ugly when she went to the thirteenth floor they got scared of her.
You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.
Yo mama so ugly when she went outside it was a black out.