The best Yo mama jokes

Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
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Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
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Yo momma so fat she could go to the desert and sells shade.
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Yo mama so round and fat that she makes an eclipse with the sun.
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Yo mama so ugly when she tried to flirt her face went inside out.
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Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
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Yo mamma is not on a diet, she's on a triet, anything you eating-shell try it.
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Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.
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Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
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Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
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