The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma so fat, her patronus is a cake.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Yo mama is so ugly that she could be the poster child for birth control.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: baby, birthday, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she was the meteor that killed the dinos.
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has 62.91 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: death, dinosaur, fat, science, Yo mama
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
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has 62.88 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: phone, sex, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
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has 62.88 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: insulting, music, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is part of her weight loss program.
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, sport, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat, when she wore her yellow bathing suit, the sun got jealous.
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she needed two wrist watches cause shes in two time zones.
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: fat, time, Yo mama
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
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has 62.88 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity, insulting, Yo mama
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