Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
Yo mamas so fat when she farted she caused global warming!
Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Yo' Mama is like marijuana everyone does her, but no one admits it.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
Yo Mommas teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.
Your Moma is so fat the only words she knows is the universe.
Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.