The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma's so fat... When she wears her X jacket helicopters try to land.
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Yo mama is so skinny... she hula hoops with a cheerio.
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Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: fart, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: dad, ugly, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamas so fat she fits on both sides of the bed.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama cooking so bad, the flies chipped for a screen door!
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, Yo mama
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
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has 63.10 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she was the meteor that killed the dinos.
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has 63.07 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: death, dinosaur, fat, science, Yo mama
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