Yo momma so fat, her patronus is a cake.
Yo mama is so ugly that she could be the poster child for birth control.
Yo mama so fat she was the meteor that killed the dinos.
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
Yo' Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is part of her weight loss program.
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
Yo mama so fat, when she wore her yellow bathing suit, the sun got jealous.
Yo mama so fat she needed two wrist watches cause shes in two time zones.
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.