The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama told me that she had some wrinkles in her feet ; I suggested to wear stocking. She said : "Woo it is 50 years that I am wearing pants the chink of her ass hadn't been recovery!"
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has 63.26 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: age, communication, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo' Mama's head is so big, she dreams in IMAX.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: technology, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mamma is not on a diet, she's on a triet, anything you eating-shell try it.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fat, game, Yo mama
Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
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has 63.19 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo momma's so fat... When she wears her X jacket helicopters try to land.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: dad, ugly, Yo mama
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