Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!
Yo mama so fat she was the meteor that killed the dinos.
Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought starbucks are money in space.
Yo mama's so fat that when she jumped into the ocean a hurricane began.
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy only sees the other side of her every 4 years.