The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she put the operator on speed dial.
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Yo Momma is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!
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Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
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Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!
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Yo mama's so fat that when she puts on a jumper it's known as global warming.
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Yo mama is so fat it took her three whole months to get through a door.
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Yo mamma so fat she walked into the upside down and it immediately turn right side up-
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Yo mama so ugly when she auditioned for a horror movie they sent her to a professional!
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Yo momma so fat, when shes falling out the sky, people thought it was meteor shower.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"
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