Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
Yo momma so fat she could go to the desert and sells shade.
Yo mama so round and fat that she makes an eclipse with the sun.
Yo mama so ugly when she tried to flirt her face went inside out.
Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
Yo mamma is not on a diet, she's on a triet, anything you eating-shell try it.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.
Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.