Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks socialism means partying!
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Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she gave me an ear infection over the phone.
Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.
Yo mama is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.
Yo mama so ugly it caused Godzilla to go back to the ocean.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.