Yo mama so old she had a wedding picture with George Washington.
Yo momma so poor... When I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.
Yo momma so poor... When I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'
Yo Mama so old... When Moses parted the Red Sea, he found yo mama fishing on the other side!
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!
You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
Yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!
Your mama is so ugly that I guess you can say that the genes passed down.
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.