Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.
Yo momma so fat that when she was seated in the last row, the plane couldn't get off the ground.
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two texts for her to send a selfie.
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
Yo mama so old she had a wedding picture with George Washington.
Yo momma so poor... When I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.
Yo momma so poor... When I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'
Yo Mama so old... When Moses parted the Red Sea, he found yo mama fishing on the other side!
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!
You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!