Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.
Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.
"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she took a ladder to a Giants game.
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo momma's so fat... When she wears her X jacket helicopters try to land.
Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.
Yo mama so poor I sat on the garbage can and she said get off from my roof.
You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!