Yo mama ass so big your dad's dick gets lost in it.
Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
Yo mama is so short you can see
her feet on her passport picture.
Yo momma so fat she could go to the desert and sells shade.
Yo mama so ugly that she died of fright when she looked in the mirror.
Yo mama so ugly when she went outside it was a black out.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is part of her weight loss program.
Yo mama so dumb she runs to the mailbox whenever her computer beeps: "you have a new mail".
Yo mama so fat, when she wore her yellow bathing suit, the sun got jealous.