Yo mama so poor the i saw her rolling a can and said what are you doing she said moving!
Yo' Mama is so old, her teeth are like stars: they come out at night.
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking at the apple juice for few days cause it says "concentrate".
Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
Yo momma is so poor she ran after a trash can truck with her shoping list.
Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought the international dateline was a global dating service.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.
Yo mama is so fat, that she broke stairway to heaven.