The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mamma is like a piece of wood, flat and easy to nail.
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Yo momma is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China wall as a belt.
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Yo Momma so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.
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Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
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Yo Momma's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family…!"
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Yo Mama is so nasty, she made the Dead Sea, when went to swim.
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Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.
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Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!
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Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
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Your mama is so hairy Bigfoot took a picture of her.
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