Yo Momma so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.
Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
Yo Momma's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute.
Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.
Yo Momma's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family…!"
Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.
Yo mamas so fat she fits on both sides of the bed.
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.
Yo Mama is so nasty, she made the Dead Sea, when went to swim.