Yo mamma is like a piece of wood, flat and easy to nail.
Yo momma is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China wall as a belt.
Yo Momma so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.
Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
Yo Momma's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family…!"
Yo Mama is so nasty, she made the Dead Sea, when went to swim.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.
Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
Your mama is so hairy Bigfoot took a picture of her.