The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma so poor... The building society repossessed her cardboard box.
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Yo momma so poor... I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..."
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Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.
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Yo' Mama is like a bus: she's big, she stinks, and it's only a dollar to ride.
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Yo momma is so fat she made chocolate frogs go extinct.
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Yo Momma is so big the sun rotates around her.
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Yo mama like a door nob everyone gets a turn.
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Yo momma's so fat... To her light food means under 4 Tons.
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Yo mama so flat, the wall is jealous of her.
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Yo mamma so hairy she has afros on her nipples.
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