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Yo Momma so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.
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Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
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Yo Momma's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute.
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Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.
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Yo Momma's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family…!"
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Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
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Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.
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Yo mamas so fat she fits on both sides of the bed.
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Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.
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Yo Mama is so nasty, she made the Dead Sea, when went to swim.
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