The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama ass so big your dad's dick gets lost in it.
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Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
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Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her passport picture.
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Yo momma so fat she could go to the desert and sells shade.
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Yo mama so ugly that she died of fright when she looked in the mirror.
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Yo mama so ugly when she went outside it was a black out.
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Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is part of her weight loss program.
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Yo mama so dumb she runs to the mailbox whenever her computer beeps: "you have a new mail".
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Yo mama so fat, when she wore her yellow bathing suit, the sun got jealous.
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