The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so old she had a wedding picture with George Washington.
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has 61.71 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: age, political, time, wedding, Yo mama
Yo momma so poor... When I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma so poor... When I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo Mama so old... When Moses parted the Red Sea, he found yo mama fishing on the other side!
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
Your mama is so ugly that I guess you can say that the genes passed down.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: family, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, sport, stupid, Yo mama
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