The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
Vote: has 63.17 % from 17 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: time, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she climbed into the attic she fell into the basement.
Vote: has 63.17 % from 17 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your mama is so black when God saw her he said "Oh man I burnt one again."
Vote: has 63.05 % from 121 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: god, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already world-wide!
Vote: has 63.00 % from 24 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: fat, internet, Yo mama
Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her passport picture.
Vote: has 63.00 % from 24 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly when she looked at the sun, it turned nighttime.
Vote: has 63.00 % from 24 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: time, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is part of her weight loss program.
Vote: has 62.88 % from 34 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so dumb she runs to the mailbox whenever her computer beeps: "you have a new mail".
Vote: has 62.88 % from 34 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a roll on deodorant.
Vote: has 62.79 % from 50 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought the international dateline was a global dating service.
Vote: has 62.63 % from 37 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: dating, insulting, stupid, Yo mama