The best Yo mama jokes

Your mama is so black when God saw her he said "Oh man I burnt one again."
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Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.
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Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
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Yo' Mama so ugly, when she wore cheese panties, even the rats wouldn't eat her.
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Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
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Yo momma so poor... That your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.
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Yo momma so poor... The building society repossessed her cardboard box.
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Yo momma so poor... I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..."
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Yo Mama so old... When she ran the 100 meter dash, they timed yo mama with a sundial.
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Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.
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