Your mama is so black when God saw her he said "Oh man I burnt one again."
Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
Yo' Mama so ugly, when she wore cheese panties, even the rats wouldn't eat her.
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
Yo momma so poor... That your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.
Yo momma so poor... The building society repossessed her cardboard box.
Yo momma so poor... I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..."
Yo Mama so old... When she ran the 100 meter dash, they timed yo mama with a sundial.
Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.