The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so old, her teeth are like stars: they come out at night.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma so poor... When I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: death, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
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has 61.56 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: fat, math, Yo mama
Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
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has 61.48 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: age, dinosaur, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.
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has 61.39 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: age, car, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she gave me an ear infection over the phone.
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has 61.35 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: insulting, phone, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, her wig has a chinstrap.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: insulting, phone, Yo mama
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