Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.
Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she gave me an ear infection over the phone.
Yo Mama so old...
She recalls When the Grand Canyon was a ditch.
Yo' mama so poor, she fills her ice trays with toilet water!
Yo' Mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.
Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.
Yo mama is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, her wig has a chinstrap.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.