Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
Your mama so old she sat next to Moses in the second grade.
Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she gave me an ear infection over the phone.
Yo' mama so poor, she fills her ice trays with toilet water!
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.