The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks socialism means partying!
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: insulting, party, political, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.
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has 61.53 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: insulting, vulgar, weed, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.
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has 61.37 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"
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has 61.37 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: god, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she gave me an ear infection over the phone.
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has 61.35 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: insulting, phone, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly it caused Godzilla to go back to the ocean.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, food, Yo mama
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