The best Yo mama jokes

Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, music, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat that when she was seated in the last row, the plane couldn't get off the ground.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: airplane, fat, travel, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two texts for her to send a selfie.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, insulting, technology, Yo mama
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
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has 61.71 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so old she had a wedding picture with George Washington.
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has 61.71 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: age, political, time, wedding, Yo mama
Yo momma so poor... When I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma so poor... When I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo Mama so old... When Moses parted the Red Sea, he found yo mama fishing on the other side!
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Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!
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