Yo momma so poor... The building society repossessed her cardboard box.
Yo momma so poor... I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..."
Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.
Yo' Mama is like a bus: she's big, she stinks, and it's only a dollar to ride.
Yo momma is so fat she made chocolate frogs go extinct.
Yo Momma is so big the sun rotates around her.
Yo mama like a door nob everyone gets a turn.
Yo momma's so fat... To her light food means under 4 Tons.
Yo mama so flat, the wall is jealous of her.
Yo mamma so hairy she has afros on her nipples.