The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, her pillows cry at night.
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Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she invented a ventilated condom.
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Your Moma is so fat the only words she knows is the universe.
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Yo mama so fat when she went to bruger king the bruger was running as fast as they can.
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Yo momma’s so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the Ws.
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Yo momma so poor... When I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."
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Yo momma so poor... She hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.
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Yo momma so fat it's not even funny anymore.
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