The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Ewoks were just Homeless Care Bears on drugs.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: drug, stupid, work, Yo mama
Yo mama is so old that God doesn't remember her.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: age, god, memory, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already world-wide!
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: fat, internet, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat the only liquor she knows is liquorice.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: fat, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid that she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: business, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma is so hairy when she lifts her armpit up it looks like she's got Bigfoot in a headlock.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama is so old she was electrocuted with steam.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: age, Yo mama
Yo Momma SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE, SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: stupid, weather, Yo mama
Yo mama teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: car, insulting, Yo mama
Q: Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? A: No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: computer, internet, stupid, technology, Yo mama
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