Yo mama's like a library, she's open to the public.
Your Mother is so fat, her water heater needs a nuclear reactor.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
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Yo momma’s so fat, when she auditioned for a part in Indiana Jones she got the part of the big rolling ball.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma’s so fat, her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters.
Yo' Mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles, it looks like her mouth is throwing gang signs.
Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"