Yo mama's like a library, she's open to the public.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
Your Mother is so fat, her water heater needs a nuclear reactor.
Yo mama told me that she had some wrinkles in her feet ; I suggested to wear stocking.
She said : "Woo it is 50 years that I am wearing pants the chink of her ass hadn't been recovery!"
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Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.
Yo' Mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles, it looks like her mouth is throwing gang signs.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.
Yo momma’s so fat, her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters.