Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
Yo momma’s so ugly, her pillows cry at night.
Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she invented a ventilated condom.
Your Moma is so fat the only words she knows is the universe.
Yo mama so fat when she went to bruger king the bruger was running as fast as they can.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the Ws.
Yo momma so poor... When I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."
Yo momma so poor... She hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.
Yo momma so fat it's not even funny anymore.