The best Yo mama jokes

Yo Momma SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE, SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON.
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Yo mama teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down.
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Q: Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? A: No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
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Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her. She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.
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Roses are red, violets are blue. Pornhub is Down, your mums Facebook will do.
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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a dartboard? A: Yo' Mama's had more pricks.
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Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!
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Yo mama farts so much there is a reason why Jupiter is made out of gas.
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Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"
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Yo mama is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.
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