Roses are red,
violets are blue.
Pornhub is Down,
your mums Facebook will do.
Your Mother is so fat, her water heater needs a nuclear reactor.
Yo mama's like a library, she's open to the public.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
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Yo momma’s so fat, her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters.
Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Q: How is Yo' Mama like the New York Jets?
A: You give them a quarter, and they'll let you score.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.