Yo mama's like a library, she's open to the public.
Yo mama told me that she had some wrinkles in her feet ; I suggested to wear stocking.
She said : "Woo it is 50 years that I am wearing pants the chink of her ass hadn't been recovery!"
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Yo momma’s so fat, when she auditioned for a part in Indiana Jones she got the part of the big rolling ball.
Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo' Mama is so dirty, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.
Yo momma’s so fat, her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters.
Yo' Mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles, it looks like her mouth is throwing gang signs.
Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister".