Yo Momma SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE, SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON.
Yo mama teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down.
Q: Does your mum like shopping on the Internet?
A: No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her.
She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.
Roses are red,
violets are blue.
Pornhub is Down,
your mums Facebook will do.
Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a dartboard?
A: Yo' Mama's had more pricks.
Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!
Yo mama farts so much there is a reason why Jupiter is made out of gas.
Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"
Yo mama is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.