The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma so old... She left her purse on Noah's Ark.
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Yo Mama so old... She was once a waitress at the last supper.
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Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.
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Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
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Yo Mommas teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.
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Yo mama so fat she was in a parallel universe.
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Yo mamma is so fat that she's a call of duty map!
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Yo mama so fat, that when she got on the titanic, it sunk right away, and the only reason that this story is different is because the people who've told others about it were scared that she would sit on them.
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Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!
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Yo mama is so stupid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.
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