Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo mama so ugly it caused Godzilla to go back to the ocean.
Yo momma's so fat... They mistake her for a country.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."
Yo mama so stupid... she died of starvation in a grocery store.
Yo mama's so skinny, she used a needle for a baseball bat.
Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Your momma so fat... When she crosses the street, cars look out for yo momma.
Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.
Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.