Yo mama so stupid, she thought Ewoks were just Homeless Care Bears on drugs.
Yo mama is so old that God doesn't remember her.
Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already world-wide!
Yo mama so fat the only liquor she knows is liquorice.
Yo mama is so stupid that she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had.
Yo momma is so hairy when she lifts her armpit up it looks like she's got Bigfoot in a headlock.
Yo mama is so old she was electrocuted with steam.
Yo Momma SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE, SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON.
Yo mama teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down.
Q: Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? A: No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.