Yo mamma so stupid when she went to the library to get an application for a library card they said: "I need your ID" she gave them an EBT card.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
Yo mama is so fake even China denied that they made her.
Yo Momma SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE, SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON.
Yo mama teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down.
Yo mama is so dirty when she jumped in the bath water the water jumped out and said "No I'm good."
Yo mama so old, she walked into a museum and found her ex.
Your mama so fat when she goes in Walmart and goes out it's gone.
Yo mama so fat people used her as a tramp.
Yo mama so ugly that she saw herself six ways in the mirror!