The best Yo mama jokes

Your mama so fat when she goes in Walmart and goes out it's gone.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat people used her as a tramp.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly that she saw herself six ways in the mirror!
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama is so poor that she has to take the trash IN.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already world-wide!
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, internet, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't fit in this joke.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your mama is so ugly she jumps and the gravity did not return.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: mean, science, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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