Yo mama's like a library, she's open to the public.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
Your Mother is so fat, her water heater needs a nuclear reactor.
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, she can only grow hair on her nuts.
Yo momma’s so fat, her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters.
Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo momma’s so fat, when she auditioned for a part in Indiana Jones she got the part of the big rolling ball.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.