The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
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Yo mama so ugly it caused Godzilla to go back to the ocean.
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Yo momma's so fat... They mistake her for a country.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."
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Yo mama so stupid... she died of starvation in a grocery store.
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Yo mama's so skinny, she used a needle for a baseball bat.
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Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
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Your momma so fat... When she crosses the street, cars look out for yo momma.
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Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.
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Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.
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