The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
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You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!
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Yo mama is so stupid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: dog, fart, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"
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Yo' Mama is so old, her teeth are like stars: they come out at night.
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Yo momma so fat that when she went to her prom she literally raised the roof.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, party, school, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Ewoks were just Homeless Care Bears on drugs.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: drug, stupid, work, Yo mama
Yo mama is so old that God doesn't remember her.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: age, god, memory, Yo mama
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