Your Mother is so fat, her water heater needs a nuclear reactor.
Yo mama's like a library, she's open to the public.
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
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Yo mama told me that she had some wrinkles in her feet ; I suggested to wear stocking.
She said : "Woo it is 50 years that I am wearing pants the chink of her ass hadn't been recovery!"
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Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.
Yo' Mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles, it looks like her mouth is throwing gang signs.
Yo momma’s so fat, when she auditioned for a part in Indiana Jones she got the part of the big rolling ball.
Yo momma’s so fat, her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters.