Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!
Yo mama is so stupid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"
Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"
Yo' Mama is so old, her teeth are like stars: they come out at night.
Yo momma so fat that when she went to her prom she literally raised the roof.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Ewoks were just Homeless Care Bears on drugs.
Yo mama is so old that God doesn't remember her.