Yo mama's like a library, she's open to the public.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
Your Mother is so fat, her water heater needs a nuclear reactor.
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
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Q: How is Yo' Mama like the New York Jets?
A: You give them a quarter, and they'll let you score.
Yo momma’s so fat, when she auditioned for a part in Indiana Jones she got the part of the big rolling ball.
Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo' Mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles, it looks like her mouth is throwing gang signs.
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"