Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.
Yo momma is so stupid... she tried to climb mountain dew!
Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't fit in this joke.
Yo mama is so poor that she has to take the trash IN.
Your momma is so ugly when she look in the mirror it shattered.
Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.
Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
Yo Momma is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!
Yo mama nose is so big she could smell what the rock was cooking before he started cooking.
Roses are red,
violets are blue.
Pornhub is Down,
your mums Facebook will do.