Yo mama so stupid, she thought Ewoks were just Homeless Care Bears on drugs.
Yo mama is so old that God doesn't remember her.
Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!
Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet.
She is already world-wide!
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.
Yo mama so fat the only liquor she knows is liquorice.
Yo mama is so stupid that she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had.
Yo momma is so hairy when she lifts her armpit up it looks like she's got Bigfoot in a headlock.
Q: What's the difference between 3 d*cks and a joke?
A: Your mom can't take a joke.
Yo Momma SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE, SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON.