Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.
Your momma is so ugly when she look in the mirror it shattered.
Yo mama is so poor that she has to take the trash IN.
Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
Yo Momma is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!
Yo mama nose is so big she could smell what the rock was cooking before he started cooking.
Roses are red,
violets are blue.
Pornhub is Down,
your mums Facebook will do.
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
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Your Mother is so fat, her water heater needs a nuclear reactor.
Yo mama's like a library, she's open to the public.