The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.
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You're so ugly, Yo' Mama had to be drunk to breastfeed you.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, the security guard thanked me for bringing her back.
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Your mother is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!
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Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light. When god saw her he said let there be darkness.
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Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, her pillows cry at night.
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