Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.
Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't fit in this joke.
Yo momma is so stupid... she tried to climb mountain dew!
Yo mama is so poor that she has to take the trash IN.
Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.
Yo Momma is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!
Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
Your momma is so ugly when she look in the mirror it shattered.
Yo mama nose is so big she could smell what the rock was cooking before he started cooking.
Yo mama is so fake even China denied that they made her.