The best Yo mama jokes

You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.
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Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
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Q: What's the difference between 3 d*cks and a joke? A: Your mom can't take a joke.
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Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus she said come back Twinkie.
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Yo Mama so old... She's got the first autographed Koran.
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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.
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Yo mama so fat, when a Mexican saw her near the border they said,"this must be Trump wall".
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Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
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Yo mama's so skinny, she used a needle for a baseball bat.
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Yo momma's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
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