Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".
Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she does a drive-by from the bus.
Yo' Mama is so dumb, she got fired from a blow job.
Yo' Mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she can sit on a lollipop and guess its flavor.
Yo' Mama is like a postage stamp: you lick, you stick, you send her away.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she considers the give-a-penny/take-a-penny cups part of her own "Save Yo' Mama" foundation.
Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.