Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.
Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't fit in this joke.
Yo momma is so stupid... she tried to climb mountain dew!
Your momma is so ugly when she look in the mirror it shattered.
Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.
Yo mama is so poor that she has to take the trash IN.
Yo Momma is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!
Yo mama nose is so big she could smell what the rock was cooking before he started cooking.
Roses are red,
violets are blue.
Pornhub is Down,
your mums Facebook will do.