The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so poor that she has to take the trash IN.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
Yo momma so old... She left her purse on Noah's Ark.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so fat people used her as a tramp.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama is so old that God doesn't remember her.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: age, god, memory, Yo mama
Your mama is so ugly she jumps and the gravity did not return.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: mean, science, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't fit in this joke.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, time, Yo mama
Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly Lady Liberty blew her torch out so she wouldn't have to see her.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
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