You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.
Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
Q: What's the difference between 3 d*cks and a joke? A: Your mom can't take a joke.
Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus she said come back Twinkie.
Yo Mama so old... She's got the first autographed Koran.
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.
Yo mama so fat, when a Mexican saw her near the border they said,"this must be Trump wall".
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo mama's so skinny, she used a needle for a baseball bat.
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.