Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Your momma so fat... When she crosses the street, cars look out for yo momma.
Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.
Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.
Yo mamma is so fat that she's a call of duty map!
Yo mama so stupid... she died of starvation in a grocery store.
Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
Yo mama so fat when you have sex with her you have to slap her stomach and ride the wave in.