Yo mama is so poor that she has to take the trash IN.
Yo momma so old... She left her purse on Noah's Ark.
Yo mama so fat people used her as a tramp.
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Yo mama is so old that God doesn't remember her.
Your mama is so ugly she jumps and the gravity did not return.
Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't fit in this joke.
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
Yo mama so ugly Lady Liberty blew her torch out so she wouldn't have to see her.