The best Yo mama jokes

Your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.
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Yo Momma is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.
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Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't fit in this joke.
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Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
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Yo mama so fat when you have sex with her you have to slap her stomach and ride the wave in.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, they use her face as a cure for constipation.
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Yo mama is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.
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Yo Mama so old... She sat in front of Jesus in 1st grade.
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Yo mama is so skinny... she hula hoops with a cheerio.
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Yo mama's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.
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