The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Ewoks were just Homeless Care Bears on drugs.
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Yo mama is so old that God doesn't remember her.
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Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!
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Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already world-wide!
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.
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Yo mama so fat the only liquor she knows is liquorice.
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Yo mama is so stupid that she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had.
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Yo momma is so hairy when she lifts her armpit up it looks like she's got Bigfoot in a headlock.
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Q: What's the difference between 3 d*cks and a joke? A: Your mom can't take a joke.
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Yo Momma SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE, SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON.
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