The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
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Your momma so fat... When she crosses the street, cars look out for yo momma.
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Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.
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Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
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Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.
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Yo mamma is so fat that she's a call of duty map!
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Yo mama so stupid... she died of starvation in a grocery store.
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Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
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Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
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Yo mama so fat when you have sex with her you have to slap her stomach and ride the wave in.
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