Yo' Mama is so nasty, her mouth is like an Almond Joy bar full of nuts.
Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks her binoculars are opera glasses.
Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she considers the give-a-penny/take-a-penny cups part of her own "Save Yo' Mama" foundation.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."
Yo mama so fat when she went swimming, The Japanese harpooned her and took her back to Japan to sell her blubber.