Yo momma is so stupid... she tried to climb mountain dew!
Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't fit in this joke.
Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.
Yo Momma is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!
Yo mama is so poor that she has to take the trash IN.
Your momma is so ugly when she look in the mirror it shattered.
Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
Yo mama nose is so big she could smell what the rock was cooking before he started cooking.
Yo mama is so fake even China denied that they made her.
Roses are red,
violets are blue.
Pornhub is Down,
your mums Facebook will do.