The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat she was in a parallel universe.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat, that when she got on the titanic, it sunk right away, and the only reason that this story is different is because the people who've told others about it were scared that she would sit on them.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mamma so stupid when she went to the library to get an application for a library card they said: "I need your ID" she gave them an EBT card.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: stupid, work, Yo mama
Yo mama cooking so bad, the flies chipped for a screen door!
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fart, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fart, insulting, science, Yo mama
Yo Momma SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE, SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: stupid, weather, Yo mama
Yo mama teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: car, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so dirty when she jumped in the bath water the water jumped out and said "No I'm good."
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: dirty, mean, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
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