The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her. She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, that she broke stairway to heaven.
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has 59.75 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: fat, heaven, Yo mama
Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a dartboard? A: Yo' Mama's had more pricks.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"
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has 59.20 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo Mama so old... She recalls When the Grand Canyon was a ditch.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' mama so poor, she fills her ice trays with toilet water!
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
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