Your momma so fat... When she crosses the street, cars look out for yo momma.
Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.
Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.
Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.
Yo mamma is so fat that she's a call of duty map!
Yo mama so fat, that when she got on the titanic, it sunk right away, and the only reason that this story is different is because the people who've told others about it were scared that she would sit on them.
Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
Yo mama is so fat, when she's on an elevator, she has to go down!
Yo mama so ugly when she smiles her face hurts.