Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put a cucumber in her panties and pulled out a pickle.
Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".
Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.
YO momma is so old, I slit her throat and dust came out!
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo' Mama is so poor, she only goes to the grocery store for free samples.