Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.
Yo mama so ugly she made santa say ho ho ho.
Yo momma’s so ugly, yo daddy takes her to work just so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.
Q: How is Yo' Mama like the New York Jets? A: You give them a quarter, and they'll let you score.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she can only grow hair on her nuts.
Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.
Yo' Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.