The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so uptight, you need the jaws of life to part her legs.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.
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You're so ugly, Yo' Mama had to be drunk to breastfeed you.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
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Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, the security guard thanked me for bringing her back.
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Your mother is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!
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Yo mama so fat she stepped on a weight machine and someone said "hey that's my phone number"!
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