Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.
Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.
Yo' mama so poor, she fills her ice trays with toilet water!
Yo mama is so fat, that she broke stairway to heaven.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo momma so old... She left her purse on Noah's Ark.
Yo Mama so old... She was once a waitress at the last supper.
Yo' Mama is so skinny, her nipples touch.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, they won't even use her bath water for waterboarding.