The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.
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Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.
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Yo' mama so poor, she fills her ice trays with toilet water!
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Yo mama is so fat, that she broke stairway to heaven.
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Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
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Yo momma's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
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Yo momma so old... She left her purse on Noah's Ark.
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Yo Mama so old... She was once a waitress at the last supper.
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Yo' Mama is so skinny, her nipples touch.
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Yo' Mama is so dirty, they won't even use her bath water for waterboarding.
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