Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.
Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
Yo momma so fat that when she went to her prom she literally raised the roof.
Yo mama so ugly Lady Liberty blew her torch out so she wouldn't have to see her.
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought the international dateline was a global dating service.
Yo mama so ugly she made santa say ho ho ho.
Yo mama told me that she had some wrinkles in her feet ; I suggested to wear stocking. She said : "Woo it is 50 years that I am wearing pants the chink of her ass hadn't been recovery!"
Your Mother is so fat, her water heater needs a nuclear reactor.
Yo mama is so fake even China denied that they made her.