The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put a cucumber in her panties and pulled out a pickle.
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Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".
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Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.
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YO momma is so old, I slit her throat and dust came out!
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Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
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Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she only goes to the grocery store for free samples.
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