The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"
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Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't fit in this joke.
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Yo Momma SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE, SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON.
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Q: Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? A: No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
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Yo mammas so fat they had to make a new number.
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Yo moma is so fat, and so nasty, when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"
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Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
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Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put a cucumber in her panties and pulled out a pickle.
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Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".
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