Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her. She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.
Yo mama is so fat, that she broke stairway to heaven.
Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a dartboard? A: Yo' Mama's had more pricks.
Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"
Yo mama is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.
Yo Mama so old... She recalls When the Grand Canyon was a ditch.
Yo mama's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.
Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.
Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.
Yo' mama so poor, she fills her ice trays with toilet water!