Yo' Mama is so uptight, you need the jaws of life to part her legs.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.
Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.
You're so ugly, Yo' Mama had to be drunk to breastfeed you.
Yo' Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, the security guard thanked me for bringing her back.
Your mother is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a weight machine and someone said "hey that's my phone number"!