The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.
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has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: age, dinosaur, insulting, science, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly she made santa say ho ho ho.
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has 57.49 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: Santa, ugly, Yo mama
Yo momma’s so ugly, yo daddy takes her to work just so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: bird, insulting, money, Yo mama
Q: How is Yo' Mama like the New York Jets? A: You give them a quarter, and they'll let you score.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she can only grow hair on her nuts.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: fat, political, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so dirty, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
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