Yo' Mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles, it looks like her mouth is throwing gang signs.
Yo mama is so old that God doesn't remember her.
Yo mama is so fake even China denied that they made her.
Yo mama is so poor that she washes paper plates.
Yo mama so fat, the only way scientists found out about space because you could see her from Earth.
Yo momma is so ugly that Superman lost his supervision and went blind.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on a rainbow she made Skittles!
Yo Mama so old...
When she ran the 100 meter dash, they timed yo mama with a sundial.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don't check out.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when she walks the dog, they both use the same bush.