Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''
Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust.
Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
Yo Mama so old... She sat in front of Jesus in 1st grade.
Yo' Mama is so skinny, her nipples touch.
Yo momma's so old her first job was as Cain and Abel' babysitter.
You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.
Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus she said come back Twinkie.
Yo Mama so old... She's got the first autographed Koran.
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.