The best Yo mama jokes

Yo Momma's a brick, she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.
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Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: fart, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put a cucumber in her panties and pulled out a pickle.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: bird, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, she only goes to the grocery store for free samples.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
Q: How is Yo' Mama like the New York Jets? A: You give them a quarter, and they'll let you score.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, she can only grow hair on her nuts.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, when the waiter brought out her strip steak, she asked where to tuck the dollar bills.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: food, money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is like a race car: she burns through four rubbers a night.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: car, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so dirty, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
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