Yo' Mama is so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"
Your Moma is so fat the only words she knows is the universe.
Yo mama so fat when she went to bruger king the bruger was running as fast as they can.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the Ws.
Yo momma so poor... When I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."
Yo momma so fat it's not even funny anymore.
Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!
Your momma is so old, I slapped her in the back and her titties fell out.
Yo mama is so poor, rainbows in her neighborhood are black and white.