Yo mama is so fat, when she's on an elevator, she has to go down!
Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"
Yo mama so loose...when she walks down the street her pussy claps!
Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
Yo mama so fat when she looks in the mirror the mirror said: "oh no get out the way."
Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.
Yo mama is so fat it took her three whole months to get through a door.
Yo momma is so hairy when she lifts her armpit up it looks like she's got Bigfoot in a headlock.
Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.