Yo' Mama is like a campfire: everyone gets to stick their wiener in.
Yo mama is so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on carbon.
Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
Yo Momma's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a subway she mistook the train for a sandwich and ate it.
Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
Yo mama so fat and poor the only thing she could afford to eat was grease.
Yo Mama so hairy, when she shaved her legs, your dad thought she got a new carpet.
Yo Mama so old... She sat in front of Jesus in 1st grade.