The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so dirty, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she brought on world hunger.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.
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Yo' Mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles, it looks like her mouth is throwing gang signs.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.
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Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, "Who turned of the lights".
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Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.
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Yo mama so fat that when she sat on a rainbow she made Skittles!
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Yo mamas so ugly when Bob the builder saw her he said "Oh cannot fix that."
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Yo mama so stupid... she died of starvation in a grocery store.
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