Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"
Yo mama so loose...when she walks down the street her pussy claps!
Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
Yo mama so fat when she looks in the mirror the mirror said: "oh no get out the way."
Yo mama is so fat it took her three whole months to get through a door.
Yo momma is so hairy when she lifts her armpit up it looks like she's got Bigfoot in a headlock.
Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
Yo Momma's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family…!"
Your mama so fat when she goes in Walmart and goes out it's gone.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a subway she mistook the train for a sandwich and ate it.