The best Yo mama jokes

Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.
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Yo mama is so stupid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.
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Yo momma's so old her first job was as Cain and Abel' babysitter.
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Yo mamas so ugly when Bob the builder saw her he said "Oh cannot fix that."
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Yo momma so fat that when she went to her prom she literally raised the roof.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, her pillows cry at night.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, they use her face as a cure for constipation.
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Yo mamma so fat the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot dogs.
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Yo Mama so old... When she ran the 100 meter dash, they timed yo mama with a sundial.
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Yo' Mama is so dirty, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don't check out.
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