Yo' Mama is so fat, when she rubs her legs together, I smell bacon.
Yo' Mama is so stanky, even the garbage man won't pick her up.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.
Yo momma is so old that her titties sag all the way to hell!
Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her. She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.
Yo Momma so ugly she makes blind children cry.
Yo mamas so ugly when Bob the builder saw her he said "Oh cannot fix that."
Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.
Yo momma is so ugly that Superman lost his supervision and went blind.
Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.