Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.
Yo mama is so stupid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.
Yo momma's so old her first job was as Cain and Abel' babysitter.
Yo mamas so ugly when Bob the builder saw her he said "Oh cannot fix that."
Yo momma so fat that when she went to her prom she literally raised the roof.
Yo momma’s so ugly, her pillows cry at night.
Yo momma’s so ugly, they use her face as a cure for constipation.
Yo mamma so fat the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot dogs.
Yo Mama so old... When she ran the 100 meter dash, they timed yo mama with a sundial.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don't check out.