The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.
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You mama's so skinny... she can hang glide with a dorito!
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Yo mama so fat if she falls it's defcon zero.
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Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."
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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets for her flight.
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Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
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Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.
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Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.
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Your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets harpooned.
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Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.
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