Yo' Mama is so dirty, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she brought on world hunger.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.
Yo' Mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles, it looks like her mouth is throwing gang signs.
Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.
Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, "Who turned of the lights".
Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on a rainbow she made Skittles!
Yo mamas so ugly when Bob the builder saw her he said "Oh cannot fix that."
Yo mama so stupid... she died of starvation in a grocery store.