Yo mama is so fat it took her three whole months to get through a door.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo Momma's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family…!"
Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
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Yo momma so fat she thought planet earth was her stomach.
Q: Does your mum like shopping on the Internet?
A: No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she took a ladder to a Giants game.
Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."
Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.
Yo' Mama is so flat, pirates can't wait to get their hands her a sunken chest.