The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so nasty, when she walks the dog, they both use the same bush.
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Yo' Mama is so old, she calls her waterbed the Dead Sea.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
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Yo mama so fat when she went to bruger king the bruger was running as fast as they can.
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Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
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Yo mama so fat that her knuckles have sideburns.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma's so fat... They mistake her for a country.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is like a campfire: everyone gets to stick their wiener in.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family…!"
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: family, fat, Yo mama
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