Yo' Mama is so nasty, when she walks the dog, they both use the same bush.
Yo' Mama is so old, she calls her waterbed the Dead Sea.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
Yo mama so fat when she went to bruger king the bruger was running as fast as they can.
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo mama so fat that her knuckles have sideburns.
Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.
Yo momma's so fat... They mistake her for a country.
Yo' Mama is like a campfire: everyone gets to stick their wiener in.
Yo Momma's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family…!"