Yo momma so fat, when shes falling out the sky, people thought it was meteor shower.
Two men were talking: First : "Can U put the word 'penis' in a sentence?" Second: "Yo mama's pussy."
Q: What's the difference between 3 d*cks and a joke? A: Your mom can't take a joke.
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
Yo mama so ugly when she tried to flirt her face went inside out.
Yo mama is so fat it took her three whole months to get through a door.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo Momma's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family…!"
Yo momma so fat she thought planet earth was her stomach.