Yo' Mama is so fat, she brought on world hunger.
Yo' Mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles, it looks like her mouth is throwing gang signs.
Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.
Yo mamas teeth are so yellow she helped Dorothy get to the emerald city.
Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
Yo mama is too black like she was born in a burning hospital.
Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets for her flight.
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street and I asked her, "What are you doing?" and she said, "Moving".
Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.