The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so nasty, her vagina's in the Axis of Evil.
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Yo' Mama is like ass hair: totally useless and full of sh*t.
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Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.
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Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the leftover orange juice back in the rind.
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Yo Mama is like a refrigerator. Meat goes in and out all day.
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Yo' Mama is so old, she has sour cream in her boobs.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she's as useless as a screen door on a submarine.
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Yo' mama so poor, she fills her ice trays with toilet water!
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.
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