The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.
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You're so ugly, Yo' Mama had to be drunk to breastfeed you.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.
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Yo mama so fat when you have sex with her you have to slap her stomach and ride the wave in.
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Yo mama's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, the security guard thanked me for bringing her back.
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Your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets harpooned.
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Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.
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Your Moma is so fat the only words she knows is the universe.
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Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.
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