Yo Momma's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family…!"
Yo mama so fat even Donald Trump can't make as big of a wall as her.
Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
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Yo momma so fat she thought planet earth was her stomach.
Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
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Q: Does your mum like shopping on the Internet?
A: No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she took a ladder to a Giants game.
Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."
Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.