Yo mama so fat when she looks in the mirror the mirror said: "oh no get out the way."
Yo mama so fat when she fell on my iPod it became an iPad.
Yo mama so ugly Lady Liberty blew her torch out so she wouldn't have to see her.
Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
Yo momma’s so ugly, her pillows cry at night.
Yo momma’s so ugly, they use her face as a cure for constipation.
Yo mamma so fat the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot dogs.
Yo Mama so old... When she ran the 100 meter dash, they timed yo mama with a sundial.
Yo Mama so old... When she was at school...there was No history class!
Yo' Mama is so dirty, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don't check out.