The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma’s so ugly, her shadow quit.
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Yo mamma so fat the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot dogs.
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Your momma so fat... All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Your Momma"
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Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
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Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!
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Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.
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Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
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Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.
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