The best Yo mama jokes

Yo Momma's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family…!"
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: family, fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat even Donald Trump can't make as big of a wall as her.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, political, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, technology, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat she thought planet earth was her stomach.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
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has 55.25 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, insulting, racist, Yo mama
Q: Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? A: No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: computer, internet, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she took a ladder to a Giants game.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: game, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."
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Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: fart, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: insulting, sex, ugly, Yo mama
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