The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a subway she mistook the train for a sandwich and ate it.
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Yo momma so fat that when she went to her prom she literally raised the roof.
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Yo mama so fat and poor the only thing she could afford to eat was grease.
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Yo mama so damn short, she uses salt shaker as a toilet.
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Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
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Your momma so fat... When she crosses the street, cars look out for yo momma.
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Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.
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Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.
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Yo momma's so old her first job was as Cain and Abel' babysitter.
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Your mother is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!
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