Yo' Mama is so skanky, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.
Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.
Yo' Mama is so stanky, even the garbage man won't pick her up.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.
Yo Momma's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a weight machine and someone said "hey that's my phone number"!
Yo Momma is so big the sun rotates around her.
Yo momma so stupid she thought that doctor pepper could heal her.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.