The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, technology, Yo mama
Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Your momma is so ugly when she look in the mirror it shattered.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: fat, mean, ugly, Yo mama
Your Mom is so skinny she has to wipe her ass with dental floss.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Your mama is so thin she stepped on a scale and a scale said no papers plz.
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has 54.87 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her flyswatter doubles as a spatula.
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has 54.87 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, Red Lobster kicked her out for bringing her own crabs.
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has 54.87 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was born, her mama called her a treasure, so her daddy offered to bury her.
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has 54.87 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma is so poor she ran after a trash can truck with her shoping list.
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has 54.77 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
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