Yo momma’s so ugly, her shadow quit.
Yo mamma so fat the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot dogs.
Your momma so fat... All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Your Momma"
Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!
Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.