The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so fat it took her three whole months to get through a door.
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has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, time, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family…!"
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: family, fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, technology, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat she thought planet earth was her stomach.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, stupid, Yo mama
Q: Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? A: No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: computer, internet, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she took a ladder to a Giants game.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: game, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: insulting, sex, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so flat, pirates can't wait to get their hands her a sunken chest.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: pirate, Yo mama
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