Yo' Mama is so dirty, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don't check out.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when she walks the dog, they both use the same bush.
Yo' Mama is so old, she calls her waterbed the Dead Sea.
Yo mama so fat when she went to bruger king the bruger was running as fast as they can.
Yo momma's so fat...
They mistake her for a country.
Yo' Mama is like a campfire: everyone gets to stick their wiener in.
Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
Yo Momma's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute.
Yo mama so fat even Donald Trump can't make as big of a wall as her.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a subway she mistook the train for a sandwich and ate it.