The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.
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You mama's so skinny... she can hang glide with a dorito!
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Yo mamas teeth are so yellow she helped Dorothy get to the emerald city.
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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
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Yo mama so ugly when she smiles her face hurts.
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Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets for her flight.
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Yo mama is so stupid that when a teacher told the class nobody is perfect, he replied, "I want to become nobody!"
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Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street and I asked her, "What are you doing?" and she said, "Moving".
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Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.
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