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Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".
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Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"
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Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
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Yo mama so fat that when she sat on a rainbow she made Skittles!
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Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
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Yo mama is so fat, when she's on an elevator, she has to go down!
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Yo mama is so stinky that she scared the fly's off the shit wagonrn.
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Yo mama so ugly when she smiles her face hurts.
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Yo mama so stupid... she died of starvation in a grocery store.
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Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."
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