Your momma so fat... When she crosses the street, cars look out for yo momma.
Your mother is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!
Yo mamma so stupid she brought a spoon to a super bowl and the fat one brought a bowl.
Your mama so fat she climbed up hill and fell back down.
Yo mama so fat her chairs are buildings.
Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
Yo mama so stupid, she dropped off her phone because it stopped.
Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"
Yo momma so fat, when shes falling out the sky, people thought it was meteor shower.