Q: Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? A: No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
Yo momma so fat, when shes falling out the sky, people thought it was meteor shower.
Two men were talking: First : "Can U put the word 'penis' in a sentence?" Second: "Yo mama's pussy."
Yo mama is so ugly that she could be the poster child for birth control.
Yo mama is so dumb she makes u look like a genius.
Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
Q: What's the difference between 3 d*cks and a joke? A: Your mom can't take a joke.
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"
Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.