The best Yo mama jokes

Your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets harpooned.
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Yo mama so fat that she is called America.
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Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on!
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Yo momma is so short she poses for trophies!
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Yo momma’s so ugly, her shadow quit.
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Your momma so fat... All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Your Momma"
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Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.
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