Yo mamma so stupid she brought a spoon to a super bowl and the fat one brought a bowl.
Your mama so fat she climbed up hill and fell back down.
Yo mama so fat her chairs are buildings.
Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"
Yo momma so fat, when shes falling out the sky, people thought it was meteor shower.
Two men were talking: First : "Can U put the word 'penis' in a sentence?" Second: "Yo mama's pussy."
Yo mama is so ugly that she could be the poster child for birth control.
Q: What's the difference between 3 d*cks and a joke? A: Your mom can't take a joke.