Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute
Yo mama so fat people used her as a tramp.
Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
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Yo mama so dumb she used old spice body wash to cook.
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
Yo mama is so ugly that she could be the poster child for birth control.
Yo momma’s so ugly, if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away.
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Your Mom is so skinny she has to wipe her ass with dental floss.
Yo mama so fat her chairs are buildings.