Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
Yo Momma's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family…!"
Your mama so fat when she goes in Walmart and goes out it's gone.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a subway she mistook the train for a sandwich and ate it.
Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute
Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
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Yo mama so dumb she used old spice body wash to cook.
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
Yo mama is so ugly that she could be the poster child for birth control.
Yo momma’s so ugly, if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away.