Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.
You mama's so skinny... she can hang glide with a dorito!
Yo mamas teeth are so yellow she helped Dorothy get to the emerald city.
Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
Yo mama so ugly when she smiles her face hurts.
Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets for her flight.
Yo mama is so stupid that when a teacher told the class nobody is perfect, he replied, "I want to become nobody!"
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street and I asked her, "What are you doing?" and she said, "Moving".
Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.