Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".
Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"
Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on a rainbow she made Skittles!
Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
Yo mama is so fat, when she's on an elevator, she has to go down!
Yo mama is so stinky that she scared the fly's off the shit wagonrn.
Yo mama so ugly when she smiles her face hurts.
Yo mama so stupid... she died of starvation in a grocery store.
Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."