The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mamma so stupid she brought a spoon to a super bowl and the fat one brought a bowl.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: fat, stupid, Yo mama
Your mama so fat she climbed up hill and fell back down.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat her chairs are buildings.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
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has 56.66 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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has 56.61 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"
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has 56.50 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat, when shes falling out the sky, people thought it was meteor shower.
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fat, science, Yo mama
Two men were talking: First : "Can U put the word 'penis' in a sentence?" Second: "Yo mama's pussy."
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has 56.06 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, sex, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo mama is so ugly that she could be the poster child for birth control.
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: baby, birthday, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Q: What's the difference between 3 d*cks and a joke? A: Your mom can't take a joke.
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has 55.71 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: dirty, Yo mama
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