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Yo' Mama is so bald, her cornrows look like stitches.
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I could have been your daddy, but the line was too long.
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Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, her shadow is used for the witness protection program.
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Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
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Yo' Mama is so dirty, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she brought on world hunger.
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Yo' Mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles, it looks like her mouth is throwing gang signs.
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