The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
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Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she invented a ventilated condom.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks the Wu-Tang Clan is a Japanese orange drink company.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
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Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"
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Your Moma is so fat the only words she knows is the universe.
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Yo mama so fat when she went to bruger king the bruger was running as fast as they can.
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Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
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