Your momma so fat...
When she crosses the street, cars look out for yo momma.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.
Your mama so fat she climbed up hill and fell back down.
Yo mama's like a library, she's open to the public.
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks socialism means partying!
Vote:
Q: What's the difference between 3 d*cks and a joke?
A: Your mom can't take a joke.
Yo momma so fat, when shes falling out the sky, people thought it was meteor shower.
Yo mama so ugly she made santa say ho ho ho.
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!