Yo' Mama is so stupid, her wig has a chinstrap.
Yo Momma's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
Yo momma's so old her first job was as Cain and Abel' babysitter.
Yo mama so fat when she went to bruger king the bruger was running as fast as they can.
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo mama so ugly it caused Godzilla to go back to the ocean.
Yo momma's so fat... They mistake her for a country.
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama so fat even Donald Trump can't make as big of a wall as her.
Yo momma so fat that when she went to her prom she literally raised the roof.