The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma’s so ugly, her pillows cry at night.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, they use her face as a cure for constipation.
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Yo mamma so fat the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot dogs.
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Yo Mama so old... When she ran the 100 meter dash, they timed yo mama with a sundial.
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Yo' Mama is so dirty, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don't check out.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, when she walks the dog, they both use the same bush.
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Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".
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Yo' Mama is so old, she calls her waterbed the Dead Sea.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her mouth is like an Almond Joy bar full of nuts.
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Yo momma's so fat... They mistake her for a country.
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