The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Your mama so fat she climbed up hill and fell back down.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's like a library, she's open to the public.
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has 56.65 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, sex, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
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has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, phone, Yo mama
Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks socialism means partying!
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has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: insulting, party, political, stupid, Yo mama
Q: What's the difference between 3 d*cks and a joke? A: Your mom can't take a joke.
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has 56.50 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: dirty, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat, when shes falling out the sky, people thought it was meteor shower.
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fat, science, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly she made santa say ho ho ho.
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has 56.30 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Santa, ugly, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, time, Yo mama
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