The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so old that she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.
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Yo' Mama is like a campfire: everyone gets to stick their wiener in.
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Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
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Yo Mama so old... She used to gang bang with the Flintstones.
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Your mama is so thin she stepped on a scale and a scale said no papers plz.
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Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her flyswatter doubles as a spatula.
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Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, Red Lobster kicked her out for bringing her own crabs.
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Yo' Mama is so uptight, you need the jaws of life to part her legs.
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