Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
Yo momma so fat that when she went to her prom she literally raised the roof.
Yo momma is so ugly that Superman lost his supervision and went blind.
Yo mama so fat when she looks in the mirror the mirror said: "oh no get out the way."
Yo Momma's a brick, she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.
Yo mama is so fat it took her three whole months to get through a door.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo' Mama is so skinny, her nipples touch.
Yo Momma's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family…!"