The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"
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has 56.50 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat, when shes falling out the sky, people thought it was meteor shower.
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fat, science, Yo mama
Yo momma's clitoris is as long as my dick.
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has 56.06 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, Yo mama
Two men were talking: First : "Can U put the word 'penis' in a sentence?" Second: "Yo mama's pussy."
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has 56.06 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, sex, vulgar, Yo mama
Q: What's the difference between 3 d*cks and a joke? A: Your mom can't take a joke.
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has 55.71 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: dirty, Yo mama
Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, fat, insulting, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo momma is so ugly that Superman lost his supervision and went blind.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: health, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she looks in the mirror the mirror said: "oh no get out the way."
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat it took her three whole months to get through a door.
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has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, time, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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