Yo mama so fat and poor the only thing she could afford to eat was grease.
Yo Mama so hairy, when she shaved her legs, your dad thought she got a new carpet.
Yo Mama so old... She sat in front of Jesus in 1st grade.
Your momma so fat... When she crosses the street, cars look out for yo momma.
Your mother is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!
Yo mamma so stupid she brought a spoon to a super bowl and the fat one brought a bowl.
Your mama so fat she climbed up hill and fell back down.
Yo mama so fat her chairs are buildings.
Yo mama so stupid, she dropped off her phone because it stopped.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.