The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
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Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
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Yo momma so fat that when she went to her prom she literally raised the roof.
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Yo momma is so ugly that Superman lost his supervision and went blind.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: health, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she looks in the mirror the mirror said: "oh no get out the way."
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo Momma's a brick, she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.
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has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat it took her three whole months to get through a door.
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has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, time, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so skinny, her nipples touch.
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Yo Momma's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family…!"
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: family, fat, Yo mama
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