The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles, it looks like her mouth is throwing gang signs.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, "Who turned of the lights".
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
Q: Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? A: No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: computer, internet, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Yo mama is so poor that she washes paper plates.
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has 57.23 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: food, money, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, phone, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already world-wide!
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fat, internet, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fat, kids, school, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on a rainbow she made Skittles!
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamas so ugly when Bob the builder saw her he said "Oh cannot fix that."
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: ugly, work, Yo mama
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