The best Yo mama jokes

Your momma so fat... When she crosses the street, cars look out for yo momma.
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Yo mamma is like a piece of wood, flat and easy to nail.
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Your mother is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!
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Your momma is so ugly when she look in the mirror it shattered.
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Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.
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Yo mamma so stupid she brought a spoon to a super bowl and the fat one brought a bowl.
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Your mama so fat she climbed up hill and fell back down.
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Your Mom is so skinny she has to wipe her ass with dental floss.
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Yo mamma so stupid when she went to the library to get an application for a library card they said: "I need your ID" she gave them an EBT card.
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Yo mama so ugly that the football team yelled at her to get out of the bus.
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