The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat and poor the only thing she could afford to eat was grease.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, money, Yo mama
Yo Mama so hairy, when she shaved her legs, your dad thought she got a new carpet.
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has 56.78 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo Mama so old... She sat in front of Jesus in 1st grade.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Your momma so fat... When she crosses the street, cars look out for yo momma.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Your mother is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma so stupid she brought a spoon to a super bowl and the fat one brought a bowl.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: fat, stupid, Yo mama
Your mama so fat she climbed up hill and fell back down.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat her chairs are buildings.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid, she dropped off her phone because it stopped.
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has 56.65 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: phone, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fart, insulting, science, Yo mama
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