The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma is so ugly that Superman lost his supervision and went blind.
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Yo mama so fat when she looks in the mirror the mirror said: "oh no get out the way."
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Yo mama so fat when she fell on my iPod it became an iPad.
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Yo mama so ugly Lady Liberty blew her torch out so she wouldn't have to see her.
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Little Johnny, "Why are you so fat?" Little Billy, "Cause Every time I fuck ur mom she gives me a doughnut."
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Yo momma’s so ugly, her pillows cry at night.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, they use her face as a cure for constipation.
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Yo mamma so fat the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot dogs.
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Yo Mama so old... When she ran the 100 meter dash, they timed yo mama with a sundial.
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Yo' Mama is so dirty, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don't check out.
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