The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so ugly that she could be the poster child for birth control.
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: baby, birthday, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
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has 55.88 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, insulting, racist, Yo mama
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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has 55.87 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, Yo mama
Q: What's the difference between 3 d*cks and a joke? A: Your mom can't take a joke.
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has 55.71 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: dirty, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, fat, insulting, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat that when she went to her prom she literally raised the roof.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, party, school, Yo mama
Yo momma is so ugly that Superman lost his supervision and went blind.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: health, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she looks in the mirror the mirror said: "oh no get out the way."
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo Momma's a brick, she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.
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has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
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