Yo momma is so ugly that Superman lost his supervision and went blind.
Yo mama so fat when she looks in the mirror the mirror said: "oh no get out the way."
Yo mama so fat when she fell on my iPod it became an iPad.
Yo mama so ugly Lady Liberty blew her torch out so she wouldn't have to see her.
Little Johnny, "Why are you so fat?" Little Billy, "Cause Every time I fuck ur mom she gives me a doughnut."
Yo momma’s so ugly, her pillows cry at night.
Yo momma’s so ugly, they use her face as a cure for constipation.
Yo mamma so fat the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot dogs.
Yo Mama so old... When she ran the 100 meter dash, they timed yo mama with a sundial.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don't check out.