Your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets harpooned.
Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.
Yo mama so fat that she is called America.
Yo mama so fat if she falls it's defcon zero.
Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on!
Do you know why your mother is called Egypt? Because every time she shits she leaves a pyramid...
Yo momma is so short she poses for trophies!
Yo mama so ugly when she smiles her face hurts.