Yo momma's clitoris is as long as my dick.
Two men were talking: First : "Can U put the word 'penis' in a sentence?" Second: "Yo mama's pussy."
Yo mama is so ugly that she could be the poster child for birth control.
Q: What's the difference between 3 d*cks and a joke? A: Your mom can't take a joke.
Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
Yo momma is so ugly that Superman lost his supervision and went blind.
Yo mama so fat when she looks in the mirror the mirror said: "oh no get out the way."
Yo mama is so fat it took her three whole months to get through a door.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo' Mama is so skinny, her nipples touch.