Your momma so fat... When she crosses the street, cars look out for yo momma.
Yo mamma is like a piece of wood, flat and easy to nail.
Your mother is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!
Your momma is so ugly when she look in the mirror it shattered.
Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.
Yo mamma so stupid she brought a spoon to a super bowl and the fat one brought a bowl.
Your mama so fat she climbed up hill and fell back down.
Your Mom is so skinny she has to wipe her ass with dental floss.
Yo mamma so stupid when she went to the library to get an application for a library card they said: "I need your ID" she gave them an EBT card.
Yo mama so ugly that the football team yelled at her to get out of the bus.