Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.
Yo' Mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles, it looks like her mouth is throwing gang signs.
Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, "Who turned of the lights".
Q: Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? A: No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
Yo mama is so poor that she washes paper plates.
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already world-wide!
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on a rainbow she made Skittles!
Yo mamas so ugly when Bob the builder saw her he said "Oh cannot fix that."