Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Your Mom is so skinny she has to wipe her ass with dental floss.
Yo mama so fat her chairs are buildings.
Your mama is so thin she stepped on a scale and a scale said no papers plz.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her flyswatter doubles as a spatula.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, Red Lobster kicked her out for bringing her own crabs.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was born, her mama called her a treasure, so her daddy offered to bury her.
Yo mama so stupid that when she turned on airplane mode...
She thought she could fly.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.
Yo momma so fat that when she went to her prom she literally raised the roof.