Yo' Mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.
Yo Momma's a brick, she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.
My mama would whip my butt so bad in the grocery store, they would announce it on the speakers.
Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.
Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.
Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light. When god saw her he said let there be darkness.
Yo mama is so fat Dorra the explorer couldn't explore any more!
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street and I asked her, "What are you doing?" and she said, "Moving".
Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister".