Yo mama so fat when she looks in the mirror the mirror said: "oh no get out the way."
Yo mama so fat when she fell on my iPod it became an iPad.
Yo mama so ugly Lady Liberty blew her torch out so she wouldn't have to see her.
Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
Yo momma’s so ugly, they use her face as a cure for constipation.
Yo mamma so fat the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot dogs.
Yo Mama so old... When she was at school...there was No history class!
Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!
Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don't check out.