The best Yo mama jokes

Your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets harpooned.
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Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
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Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.
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Yo mama so fat that she is called America.
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Yo mama so fat if she falls it's defcon zero.
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Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on!
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Do you know why your mother is called Egypt? Because every time she shits she leaves a pyramid...
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Yo momma is so short she poses for trophies!
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Yo mama so ugly when she smiles her face hurts.
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