Yo' Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she's going to be in trouble when the baboon wants its ass back.
Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, "Who turned of the lights".
Yo momma’s so fat, she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master.
Yo mama has been passed around by so many black dudes, they now call her..Spalding!
Yo mama is so fat a bus hit her and she said a mosquito.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
How much do I owe Yo' Mama? My dog came home happy last night.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to use a telephone pole as a tampon.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was born, her mama called her a treasure, so her daddy offered to bury her.