The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
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Yo momma’s so fat, the weather people give names to her farts.
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Yo momma’s so fat, when she auditioned for a part in Indiana Jones she got the part of the big rolling ball.
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Yo momma’s so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the Ws.
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Yo momma’s so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
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Your momma is so old, I slapped her in the back and her titties fell out.
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Yo mama is so poor, rainbows in her neighborhood are black and white.
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Yo' mama so stupid, she told me to meet her on the corner of "walk" and "don't walk."
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Yo momma's so old her first job was as Cain and Abel' babysitter.
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Yo mamas so ugly when Bob the builder saw her he said "Oh cannot fix that."
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