Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.
Yo mama so ugly, even goldfish don't smile back.
Yo mamas teeth are so yellow she helped Dorothy get to the emerald city.
Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
Yo mama so fat that when she played Xbox live you can see her face sticking out of your tv screen.
Yo momma is so stupid... she tried to climb mountain dew!
Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.