Yo mama so fat and poor the only thing she could afford to eat was grease.
Yo mama so stupid she told a yo mama joke to you.
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Yo mama is so poor that your TV got 2 channels: ON and OFF.
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Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
Yo mama so fat and stupid, she went to a grocery store and tried to gamble at Butterball.
Yo mama's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living.
Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, the security guard thanked me for bringing her back.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
Your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets harpooned.