Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.
Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Yo momma so poor... She waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.
Yo mama's so fat, when I finished having sex with her and tried to roll off, I was still on her.
Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.