Yo mama so fat when she fell on my iPod it became an iPad.
Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
Yo mama so ugly, they use her picture to scare kids straight.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.
Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
Yo' Mama is so flat, pirates can't wait to get their hands her a sunken chest.
Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
Yo mama so dumb she used old spice body wash to cook.
Yo mamma's so fat when she falls off a hill people call avalach.