The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.
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Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.
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Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
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Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
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Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
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Yo momma so poor... She waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.
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Yo mama's so fat, when I finished having sex with her and tried to roll off, I was still on her.
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Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
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Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.
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