The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.
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Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light. When god saw her he said let there be darkness.
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Yo mama is so fat Dorra the explorer couldn't explore any more!
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"Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!"
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Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
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Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister".
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Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
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Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
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Yo mama's so black she went to night school and got marked absent.
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Yo momma’s so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done.
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