The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.
Vote: has 54.16 % from 10 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly, even goldfish don't smile back.
Vote: has 54.15 % from 24 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: fish, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mamas teeth are so yellow she helped Dorothy get to the emerald city.
Vote: has 53.78 % from 29 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
Vote: has 53.78 % from 29 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black people, car, insulting, racist, Yo mama
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
Vote: has 53.62 % from 34 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Facebook, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
Vote: has 53.58 % from 21 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
Vote: has 53.58 % from 21 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: fat, technology, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that when she played Xbox live you can see her face sticking out of your tv screen.
Vote: has 53.58 % from 21 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: fat, game, technology, Yo mama
Yo momma is so stupid... she tried to climb mountain dew!
Vote: has 53.58 % from 21 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
Vote: has 53.15 % from 46 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama