Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.
Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light. When god saw her he said let there be darkness.
Yo mama is so fat Dorra the explorer couldn't explore any more!
"Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!"
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister".
Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo mama's so black she went to night school and got marked absent.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done.