Yo mama so fat when she fell on my iPod it became an iPad.
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Yo momma is so poor she ran after a trash can truck with her shoping list.
Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!
Yo Momma's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.
Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
Yo mama is so dirty when she jumped in the bath water the water jumped out and said "No I'm good."
Yo mama so ugly, they use her picture to scare kids straight.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.
Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.