The best Yo mama jokes

Your Mom is so skinny she has to wipe her ass with dental floss.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Your mama is so thin she stepped on a scale and a scale said no papers plz.
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has 54.87 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her flyswatter doubles as a spatula.
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has 54.87 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.
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has 54.87 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, Red Lobster kicked her out for bringing her own crabs.
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has 54.87 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.
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has 54.87 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: health, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was born, her mama called her a treasure, so her daddy offered to bury her.
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has 54.87 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma is so poor she ran after a trash can truck with her shoping list.
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has 54.77 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
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has 54.77 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, insulting, racist, Yo mama
Yo mamma so stupid she thought Donald trump was a trumpit.
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has 54.77 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: political, stupid, Yo mama
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