The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma’s so stupid, when she went to a movie and it said, ‘Under 17 not admitted’, she went home to find 16 relatives.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, yo daddy takes her to work just so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
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Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
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Yo' Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.
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Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.
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Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
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Yo Mama is like a refrigerator. Meat goes in and out all day.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy needs a Sherpa to help get him on top.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she voted for a pit bull wearing lipstick.
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