The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat she stepped on a weight machine and someone said "hey that's my phone number"!
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: fat, phone, Yo mama
Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
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has 54.49 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, insulting, racist, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly, they use her picture to scare kids straight.
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has 54.31 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: kids, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put a cucumber in her panties and pulled out a pickle.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, music, travel, Yo mama
Yo' Mama's hair is so full of dandruff, when she shook her head, the principal called a snow day.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she invented a ventilated condom.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she can sit on a lollipop and guess its flavor.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
I could have been your daddy, but the line was too long.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
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