Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
Two men were talking:
First : "Can U put the word 'penis' in a sentence?"
Second: "Yo mama's pussy."
Yo mama is so dirty when she jumped in the bath water the water jumped out and said "No I'm good."
Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.
Yo mama so ugly, they use her picture to scare kids straight.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.
Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
Yo momma is so short she poses for trophies!
Yo mamma's so fat when she falls off a hill people call avalach.