The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, the security guard thanked me for bringing her back.
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Your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets harpooned.
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Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.
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Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.
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Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.
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Yo momma's so old her first job was as Cain and Abel' babysitter.
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Your Moma is so fat the only words she knows is the universe.
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Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.
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Yo mama so fat she stepped on a weight machine and someone said "hey that's my phone number"!
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Yo mama's so stupid when she cries for help she says "come here please".
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