Yo momma’s so stupid, when she went to a movie and it said, ‘Under 17 not admitted’, she went home to find 16 relatives.
Yo momma’s so ugly, yo daddy takes her to work just so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo' Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.
Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo Mama is like a refrigerator. Meat goes in and out all day.
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy needs a Sherpa to help get him on top.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she voted for a pit bull wearing lipstick.