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Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
Yo mama is so fat, when she's on an elevator, she has to go down!
Yo mama is so stinky that she scared the fly's off the shit wagonrn.
Yo momma so fat she thought planet earth was her stomach.
Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
Yo Mama is so fat and ugly she and Godzilla are twins.
Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."
Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.