Your mama so fat she climbed up hill and fell back down.
Yo mama so fat her chairs are buildings.
Yo mama is so dumb she makes u look like a genius.
Yo Momma so ugly she makes blind children cry.
Yo mama farts so much there is a reason why Jupiter is made out of gas.
Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".
Yo mama so ugly, they use her picture to scare kids straight.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Pornhub is Down, your mums Facebook will do.
Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
Yo mama so fat when she went swimming, The Japanese harpooned her and took her back to Japan to sell her blubber.