Yo' Mama is like a heavyweight boxer: a few licks, a few blows, and she's back to her corner.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she can sit on a lollipop and guess its flavor.
Yo' Mama is like a race car: she burns through four rubbers a night.
Yo' Mama is like a postage stamp: you lick, you stick, you send her away.
Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a hippo? A: One has a big mouth and a fat ass. The other lives in rivers in tropical countries.
Yo' Mama is so bald, her cornrows look like stitches.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her shadow is used for the witness protection program.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she brought on world hunger.