The best Yo mama jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue. Pornhub is Down, your mums Facebook will do.
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has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: dirty, Facebook, poems, technology, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, kids, school, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, when she's on an elevator, she has to go down!
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stinky that she scared the fly's off the shit wagonrn.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat she thought planet earth was her stomach.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, sex, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo Mama is so fat and ugly she and Godzilla are twins.
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: fat, mean, ugly, Yo mama
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