Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, the security guard thanked me for bringing her back.
Your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets harpooned.
Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.
Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.
Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.
Yo momma's so old her first job was as Cain and Abel' babysitter.
Your Moma is so fat the only words she knows is the universe.
Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a weight machine and someone said "hey that's my phone number"!
Yo mama's so stupid when she cries for help she says "come here please".