Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
Yo Mama so old... She used to gang bang with the Flintstones.
Your mama is so thin she stepped on a scale and a scale said no papers plz.
Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her flyswatter doubles as a spatula.
Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, Red Lobster kicked her out for bringing her own crabs.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was born, her mama called her a treasure, so her daddy offered to bury her.