Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister".
Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo momma’s so fat, her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters.
Yo momma’s so fat, the weather people give names to her farts.
Yo momma’s so fat, when she auditioned for a part in Indiana Jones she got the part of the big rolling ball.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Your momma is so old, I slapped her in the back and her titties fell out.
Yo mamas so ugly when Bob the builder saw her he said "Oh cannot fix that."
Yo mama so fat when she fell on my iPod it became an iPad.
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