Yo mama so stupid... she died of starvation in a grocery store.
Yo mama so fat when she fell on my iPod it became an iPad.
Yo mama so fat and stupid, she went to a grocery store and tried to gamble at Butterball.
Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
Yo mama so fat when she went swimming, The Japanese harpooned her and took her back to Japan to sell her blubber.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.
Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
Yo mamma's so fat when she falls off a hill people call avalach.
Yo momma is so stupid... she tried to climb mountain dew!