The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.
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has 54.87 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: health, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was born, her mama called her a treasure, so her daddy offered to bury her.
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Yo mammas so fat they had to make a new number.
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, math, Yo mama
Yo momma is so old that her titties sag all the way to hell!
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, the security guard thanked me for bringing her back.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets harpooned.
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Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.
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Your Moma is so fat the only words she knows is the universe.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.
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Yo mama so fat she stepped on a weight machine and someone said "hey that's my phone number"!
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: fat, phone, Yo mama
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