The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so short, she has to cuff up her panties.
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Yo momma's so ugly, Freddie Kruger took a paternity test to prove he wasn't her son.
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Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!
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Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
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Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
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Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."
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Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.
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Yo' Mama is so hairy, she has to part the hair on her butt to go to the bathroom.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
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"Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!"
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