Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo mama's so black she went to night school and got marked absent.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead, because she wanted to make up her mind.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma’s so stupid, when she went to a movie and it said, ‘Under 17 not admitted’, she went home to find 16 relatives.
Yo momma’s so ugly, yo daddy takes her to work just so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo' Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.