The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma's so old her first job was as Cain and Abel' babysitter.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: catholic, kids, work, Yo mama
Yo mamas so ugly when Bob the builder saw her he said "Oh cannot fix that."
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: ugly, work, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid... she died of starvation in a grocery store.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: death, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she fell on my iPod it became an iPad.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, technology, Yo mama
Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: geography, golf, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.
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has 53.62 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma's so fat when she falls off a hill people call avalach.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma is so stupid... she tried to climb mountain dew!
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
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