Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.
Your Moma is so fat the only words she knows is the universe.
Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a weight machine and someone said "hey that's my phone number"!
Yo momma’s so ugly, her pillows cry at night.
Yo' Mama's hair is so full of dandruff, when she shook her head, the principal called a snow day.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she was asked to leave the OTB.
Yo' Mama is so flat, pirates can't wait to get their hands her a sunken chest.
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her mouth is like an Almond Joy bar full of nuts.