Yo' Mama is so short, she has to cuff up her panties.
Yo momma's so ugly, Freddie Kruger took a paternity test to prove he wasn't her son.
Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."
Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.
Yo' Mama is so hairy, she has to part the hair on her butt to go to the bathroom.
Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
"Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!"