The best Yo mama jokes

Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.
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Your Moma is so fat the only words she knows is the universe.
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Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.
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Yo mama so fat she stepped on a weight machine and someone said "hey that's my phone number"!
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Yo momma’s so ugly, her pillows cry at night.
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Yo' Mama's hair is so full of dandruff, when she shook her head, the principal called a snow day.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, she was asked to leave the OTB.
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Yo' Mama is so flat, pirates can't wait to get their hands her a sunken chest.
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Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her mouth is like an Almond Joy bar full of nuts.
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