The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
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Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.
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Yo mama is so fat she made all the dinosaurs extinct.
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Yo Mama so old... She used to gang bang with the Flintstones.
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Your mama is so thin she stepped on a scale and a scale said no papers plz.
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Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her flyswatter doubles as a spatula.
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Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, Red Lobster kicked her out for bringing her own crabs.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.
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