Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.
Your mama so dumb she thought the shoes Vans are actually vans.
Yo mama so fat and stupid, she went to a grocery store and tried to gamble at Butterball.
Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
Yo mama's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living.
Yo momma’s so ugly, if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away.
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.
Yo mamma so stupid she brought a spoon to a super bowl and the fat one brought a bowl.