Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets for her flight.
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street and I asked her, "What are you doing?" and she said, "Moving".
Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.
Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.
Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!