Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was born, her mama called her a treasure, so her daddy offered to bury her.
Yo mammas so fat they had to make a new number.
Yo momma is so old that her titties sag all the way to hell!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, the security guard thanked me for bringing her back.
Your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets harpooned.
Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.
Your Moma is so fat the only words she knows is the universe.
Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a weight machine and someone said "hey that's my phone number"!