The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
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Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.
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Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets for her flight.
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Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street and I asked her, "What are you doing?" and she said, "Moving".
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Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.
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Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.
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Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
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Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
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Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
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