Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
Yo mama is so poor that your TV got 2 channels: ON and OFF.
Yo mama so ugly when she smiles her face hurts.
Yo momma so fat she thought planet earth was her stomach.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."
Yo mama so ugly when she went outside it was a black out.
Yo momma so poor... She hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.
Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.