Yo mama so ugly when she smiles her face hurts.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."
Yo mama so ugly when she went outside it was a black out.
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she was asked to leave the OTB.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
You mama's so skinny... she can hang glide with a dorito!
Yo mama so fat when she went to bruger king the bruger was running as fast as they can.
Yo mama is so ugly when she went to the thirteenth floor they got scared of her.