The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so ugly when she went to the thirteenth floor they got scared of her.
Vote: has 52.18 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat if she falls it's defcon zero.
Vote: has 51.86 % from 35 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on!
Vote: has 51.83 % from 68 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Do you know why your mother is called Egypt? Because every time she shits she leaves a pyramid...
Vote: has 51.67 % from 20 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma is so short she poses for trophies!
Vote: has 51.67 % from 20 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid that she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".
Vote: has 51.67 % from 20 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: stupid, time, Yo mama
Yo mama so old when she raised her eyebrows they fell off.
Vote: has 51.67 % from 20 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: age, ugly, Yo mama
Yo momma’s so ugly, her shadow quit.
Vote: has 51.34 % from 12 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot dogs.
Vote: has 51.34 % from 12 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma so poor... She hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.
Vote: has 51.34 % from 12 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama