Yo mama so ugly, they use her picture to scare kids straight.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.
Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
Yo mamma's so fat when she falls off a hill people call avalach.
Yo momma is so stupid... she tried to climb mountain dew!
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.
Your mama so dumb she thought the shoes Vans are actually vans.
Yo mama so fat and stupid, she went to a grocery store and tried to gamble at Butterball.
Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.