The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so ugly, they use her picture to scare kids straight.
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has 53.62 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: kids, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fart, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma's so fat when she falls off a hill people call avalach.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma is so stupid... she tried to climb mountain dew!
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: dog, fart, insulting, Yo mama
Your mama so dumb she thought the shoes Vans are actually vans.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat and stupid, she went to a grocery store and tried to gamble at Butterball.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
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has 53.15 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
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has 53.12 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Yo mama
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