"Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!"
Yo mamma is so fat, when she went on a cruise, a walrus jumped aboard and started singing 'we are family'.
Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.
Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Yo momma's so stupid when her son said break a leg, she really did.
Yo momma so poor... She waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she's as useless as a screen door on a submarine.