The best Yo mama jokes

Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.
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Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her.
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Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
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Yo' Mama is so hairy, she has to part the hair on her butt to go to the bathroom.
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"Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!"
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Yo mama is so skinny that she eats a nut and thoughts that she’s pregnant...
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Your mamma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!
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Your momma's so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once again!!
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Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
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