Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Your mama so dumb she thought the shoes Vans are actually vans.
Yo mama so ugly when she tried to flirt her face went inside out.
Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
Yo mama so loose...when she walks down the street her pussy claps!
Yo mama's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living.
Yo momma’s so ugly, if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away.
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"