Yo' Mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she voted for a pit bull wearing lipstick.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she's going to be in trouble when the baboon wants its ass back.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, "Who turned of the lights".
Yo momma’s so fat, she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master.
Yo mama has been passed around by so many black dudes, they now call her..Spalding!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
How much do I owe Yo' Mama? My dog came home happy last night.