Yo mamma's so fat when she falls off a hill people call avalach.
Yo momma is so stupid... she tried to climb mountain dew!
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Your mama so dumb she thought the shoes Vans are actually vans.
Yo mama so ugly when she tried to flirt her face went inside out.
Yo mama so fat and stupid, she went to a grocery store and tried to gamble at Butterball.
Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
Yo mama's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living.
Yo momma’s so ugly, if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away.
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!