Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her.
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Yo' Mama is so hairy, she has to part the hair on her butt to go to the bathroom.
"Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!"
Yo mama is so skinny that she eats a nut and thoughts that she’s pregnant...
Your mamma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!
Your momma's so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once again!!
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.