The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Halloween, ugly, Yo mama
Your mama so dumb she thought the shoes Vans are actually vans.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly when she tried to flirt her face went inside out.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: flirt, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
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has 53.15 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so loose...when she walks down the street her pussy claps!
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living.
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, life, Yo mama
Yo momma’s so ugly, if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: car, fart, travel, Yo mama
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