The best Yo mama jokes

Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she went swimming, The Japanese harpooned her and took her back to Japan to sell her blubber.
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, fat, sport, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, technology, Yo mama
Yo mamma's so fat when she falls off a hill people call avalach.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma is so stupid... she tried to climb mountain dew!
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma is so poor for Christmas she got a box, put two sticks on it, spun it and said son here's your xbox 360.
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has 53.57 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, game, money, Yo mama
Your mama so dumb she thought the shoes Vans are actually vans.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
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has 53.15 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so loose...when she walks down the street her pussy claps!
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
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