The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so skanky, she was asked to leave the OTB.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
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Yo' Mama is so stanky, even the garbage man won't pick her up.
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Yo Momma's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
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Yo mama so fat when she went to bruger king the bruger was running as fast as they can.
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Yo mama is so ugly when she went to the thirteenth floor they got scared of her.
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Yo Momma is so big the sun rotates around her.
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Yo mama so ugly, she's the reason Mario jumps high.
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has 52.05 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: game, ugly, Yo mama
Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo Momma's a brick, she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.
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