Yo' Mama is so skanky, she was asked to leave the OTB.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
Yo' Mama is so stanky, even the garbage man won't pick her up.
Yo Momma's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
Yo mama so fat when she went to bruger king the bruger was running as fast as they can.
Yo mama is so ugly when she went to the thirteenth floor they got scared of her.
Yo Momma is so big the sun rotates around her.
Yo mama so ugly, she's the reason Mario jumps high.
Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.
Yo Momma's a brick, she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.