Yo momma so poor... She hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.
Your momma so fat... All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Your Momma"
Yo momma so fat it's not even funny anymore.
Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.
Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the leftover orange juice back in the rind.
Yo' mama so poor, she fills her ice trays with toilet water!
Yo' Mama is so flat, pirates can't wait to get their hands her a sunken chest.
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.