Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, "Who turned of the lights".
Yo momma’s so fat, she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master.
Yo mama has been passed around by so many black dudes, they now call her..Spalding!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
How much do I owe Yo' Mama?
My dog came home happy last night.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to use a telephone pole as a tampon.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was born, her mama called her a treasure, so her daddy offered to bury her.
Yo' Mama is so short, she has to cuff up her panties.
Yo momma's so ugly, Freddie Kruger took a paternity test to prove he wasn't her son.