Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
Yo mama is so poor that your TV got 2 channels: ON and OFF.
Yo mama so ugly when she smiles her face hurts.
Yo mama so ugly, they use her picture to scare kids straight.
Yo Momma so ugly she makes blind children cry.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."
Yo momma so poor... She hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.
Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.