Yo mama's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living.
Yo momma’s so ugly, if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away.
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.
Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
Yo mama is so poor that your TV got 2 channels: ON and OFF.
Yo mama so ugly when she smiles her face hurts.
Yo Momma so ugly she makes blind children cry.
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."