The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma so poor... She hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.
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Your momma so fat... All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Your Momma"
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Yo momma so fat it's not even funny anymore.
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Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.
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Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the leftover orange juice back in the rind.
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Yo' mama so poor, she fills her ice trays with toilet water!
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Yo' Mama is so flat, pirates can't wait to get their hands her a sunken chest.
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Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
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