Yo mama so ugly, she's the reason Mario jumps high.
Yo mama so fat if she falls it's defcon zero.
Q: Does your mum like shopping on the Internet?
A: No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
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Yo Momma so ugly she makes blind children cry.
Yo mama farts so much there is a reason why Jupiter is made out of gas.
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama so fat she made her own landslide.
Yo Mama so old...
When she was at school...there was No history class!
Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets for her flight.
Yo mama is so stupid that she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".