Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
Yo mama is so poor that your TV got 2 channels: ON and OFF.
Yo mama so ugly when she smiles her face hurts.
Yo mama so fat and stupid, she went to a grocery store and tried to gamble at Butterball.
Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.
Yo Momma so ugly she makes blind children cry.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."