Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.
Yo' mama so poor, she fills her ice trays with toilet water!
Yo' Mama is so flat, pirates can't wait to get their hands her a sunken chest.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."
Yo Mama's so Web 2.0, she makes you call her Mothr!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.
Yo Mommas SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID "WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID "MOVING"!
Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
My mama would whip my butt so bad in the grocery store, they would announce it on the speakers.