The best Yo mama jokes

Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
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has 52.85 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Yo mama
Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
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has 52.63 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Yo mama
Yo mama is so poor that your TV got 2 channels: ON and OFF.
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has 52.59 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: money, technology, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly when she smiles her face hurts.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly, they use her picture to scare kids straight.
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: kids, ugly, Yo mama
Yo Momma so ugly she makes blind children cry.
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: kids, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, kids, school, Yo mama
Yo momma so poor... She hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
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