Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!
Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
Yo mama is so fat when she farts its noise is just a nightingale.
Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.
Yo mama so fat when she went sky diving in a blue jump suit, all the kids below said, "Ahhhh! The sky is falling!"
Yo mama is so old that when she walked out of a museum the alarm went off.