The best Yo mama jokes

Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
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has 76.07 % from 607 votes. More jokes about: fish, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
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has 75.88 % from 496 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!
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has 75.88 % from 527 votes. More jokes about: insulting, sport, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
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has 75.88 % from 166 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat when she farts its noise is just a nightingale.
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has 75.76 % from 275 votes. More jokes about: bird, fart, fat, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
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has 75.56 % from 375 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
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has 75.41 % from 547 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.
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has 75.38 % from 542 votes. More jokes about: fat, phone, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she went sky diving in a blue jump suit, all the kids below said, "Ahhhh! The sky is falling!"
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has 75.31 % from 162 votes. More jokes about: fat, kids, sport, Yo mama
Yo mama is so old that when she walked out of a museum the alarm went off.
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has 75.25 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: old people, technology, Yo mama
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