The best Yo mama jokes

Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
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has 75.90 % from 231 votes. More jokes about: fat, weather, Yo mama
Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!
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has 75.77 % from 529 votes. More jokes about: insulting, sport, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
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has 75.77 % from 498 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat when she farts its noise is just a nightingale.
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has 75.55 % from 277 votes. More jokes about: bird, fart, fat, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
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has 75.41 % from 377 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.
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has 75.38 % from 542 votes. More jokes about: fat, phone, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
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has 75.37 % from 167 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
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has 75.33 % from 270 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, weather, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
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has 75.26 % from 548 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
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has 75.23 % from 409 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
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