Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
Yo mama is so fat when she farts its noise is just a nightingale.
Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.
Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.