The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and missed.
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Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
Vote: has 76.98 % from 184 votes. Send joke:

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought the international dateline was a global dating service.
Vote: has 76.89 % from 23 votes. Send joke:

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Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.
Vote: has 76.74 % from 46 votes. Send joke:

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Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
Vote: has 76.73 % from 83 votes. Send joke:

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Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.
Vote: has 76.72 % from 422 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!
Vote: has 76.70 % from 88 votes. Send joke:

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Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
Vote: has 76.70 % from 88 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
Vote: has 76.64 % from 248 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
Vote: has 76.56 % from 214 votes. Send joke:

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