The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
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has 76.00 % from 503 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!
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has 75.86 % from 531 votes. More jokes about: insulting, sport, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat when she farts its noise is just a nightingale.
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has 75.72 % from 279 votes. More jokes about: bird, fart, fat, Yo mama
Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.
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has 75.56 % from 546 votes. More jokes about: fat, phone, Yo mama
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
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has 75.52 % from 414 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
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has 75.47 % from 378 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
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has 75.44 % from 552 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
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has 75.20 % from 273 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, weather, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
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has 75.15 % from 170 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo momma's so fat; she's on both sides of the family!
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has 74.95 % from 357 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
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