The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma so stupid when she went to Subway, she asked for a ticket to Chicago.
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Yo mama so stupid, the password needed 8 characters, so she put Snow white and the 7 dwarves.
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Your mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
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Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
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Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
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Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.
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Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common? A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
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Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.
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Yo Mama so old... She's got Adam and Eve's autograph.
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