Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.
Yo momma so stupid, she put 2 quarters to her ears and thought she was listenin’ to 50 Cent.
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween!
Yo momma so stupid when she went to Subway, she asked for a ticket to Chicago.
Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
Yo mama so ugly, people break into her house to close the curtains!
Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!