Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!
Yo mama is so fat when she farts its noise is just a nightingale.
Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.
Yo mama so fat when she went sky diving in a blue jump suit, all the kids below said, "Ahhhh! The sky is falling!"