The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.
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Yo momma so stupid, she put 2 quarters to her ears and thought she was listenin’ to 50 Cent.
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Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
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Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
Vote: has 77.18 % from 146 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween!
Vote: has 76.86 % from 114 votes. Send joke:

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Yo momma so stupid when she went to Subway, she asked for a ticket to Chicago.
Vote: has 76.77 % from 292 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
Vote: has 76.76 % from 306 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama so ugly, people break into her house to close the curtains!
Vote: has 76.70 % from 88 votes. Send joke:

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Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
Vote: has 76.66 % from 113 votes. Send joke:

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Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!
Vote: has 76.64 % from 351 votes. Send joke:

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