Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!
Yo mama is so fat when she farts its noise is just a nightingale.
Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
Yo momma's so fat; she's on both sides of the family!