Yo momma so stupid when she went to Subway, she asked for a ticket to Chicago.
Yo mama so stupid, the password needed 8 characters, so she put Snow white and the 7 dwarves.
Your mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.
Yo Mama so old...
She's got Adam and Eve's autograph.