The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
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Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
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Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
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yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!
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Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
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Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
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"Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!"
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Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.
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Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!
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