Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!
Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
Yo mama is so fat when she farts its noise is just a nightingale.
Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.
Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.