The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
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Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
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Your mama so fat she eats ice cream with a shovel.
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Yo Mama so stupid she put a peephole in a glass door!
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Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
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Yo mama is so ugly, she couldn't join an ugly contest, because was treated as a professional.
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Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
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Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.
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Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
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You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
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