The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so old that when she walked out of a museum the alarm went off.
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has 73.68 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: old people, technology, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
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has 73.58 % from 338 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.
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has 73.28 % from 265 votes. More jokes about: baby, Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
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has 73.16 % from 280 votes. More jokes about: car, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
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has 73.12 % from 320 votes. More jokes about: animal, family, fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she said "who turned off the heat?"
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has 73.08 % from 173 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
Yo Mama so fat when Flash tried to run around her he died before he got half way.
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has 73.02 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: death, fat, sport, Yo mama
Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
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has 73.01 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, IT, technology, Yo mama
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
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has 72.99 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: fat, game, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
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has 72.98 % from 197 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
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