Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
Your mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
Yo momma's so fat... Your family portrait has stretch marks
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!