Yo mama is so old that when she walked out of a museum the alarm went off.
Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.
Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she said "who turned off the heat?"
Yo Mama so fat when Flash tried to run around her he died before he got half way.
Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.