Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.
Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.
Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she said "who turned off the heat?"
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Yo Mama So fat... She sat on top of Walmart and lowered the prices.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.
Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.