Yo momma's so fat...
Your family portrait has stretch marks
"Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!"
Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mama so poor a man broke in her house a gave her money.
Yo Mama So fat...
She sat on top of Walmart and lowered the prices.
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on.
Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.