The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
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has 75.29 % from 327 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, military, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
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has 75.28 % from 318 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
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has 75.19 % from 378 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!
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has 75.09 % from 192 votes. More jokes about: phone, stupid, Yo mama
"Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!"
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has 75.04 % from 236 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it said: "A.B.C.D.E.F.G get your fat ass off of me."
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has 75.03 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, insulting, vulgar, Yo mama
Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
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has 74.89 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, IT, technology, Yo mama
Yo mama is so ugly, she couldn't join an ugly contest, because was treated as a professional.
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has 74.79 % from 163 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on.
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has 74.78 % from 154 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?" Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."
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has 74.69 % from 131 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, insulting, Yo mama
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