The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!
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has 73.26 % from 228 votes. More jokes about: phone, stupid, Yo mama
Yo Mama so old... She's got Adam and Eve's autograph.
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has 73.18 % from 136 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
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has 73.15 % from 284 votes. More jokes about: car, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
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has 73.15 % from 288 votes. More jokes about: fat, god, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
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has 73.04 % from 343 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.
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has 72.88 % from 261 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.
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has 72.82 % from 212 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
"Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!"
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has 72.78 % from 264 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
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has 72.64 % from 166 votes. More jokes about: fat, game, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mammas so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, her reflection said," I quit." And walked away.
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has 72.48 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, ugly, Yo mama
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