Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
Your mama so fat she eats ice cream with a shovel.
Yo Mama so stupid she put a peephole in a glass door!
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Yo mama is so ugly, she couldn't join an ugly contest, because was treated as a professional.
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.
Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."