Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
Yo mama is so old that when she walked out of a museum the alarm went off.
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Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.
"Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!"
Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.
Yo mama is so fat she turned a monster truck into a low rider.
Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.