The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
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has 73.35 % from 339 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.
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has 73.30 % from 257 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, Yo mama
Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.
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has 73.28 % from 265 votes. More jokes about: baby, Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
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has 73.25 % from 281 votes. More jokes about: car, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she said "who turned off the heat?"
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has 73.08 % from 173 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
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has 72.98 % from 197 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Mama So fat... She sat on top of Walmart and lowered the prices.
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has 72.91 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: fat, money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
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has 72.87 % from 285 votes. More jokes about: fat, god, insulting, Yo mama
Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.
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has 72.81 % from 163 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.
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has 72.81 % from 220 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, Yo mama
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