Yo Mama so old...
She's got Adam and Eve's autograph.
Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.
Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
"Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!"
Yo mammas so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, her reflection said," I quit."
And walked away.
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