Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on.
Yo mama is so ugly, she couldn't join an ugly contest, because was treated as a professional.
Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
Yo mama is so fat she turned a monster truck into a low rider.
Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!
Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
Yo Mommas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.
Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"