The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on.
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Yo mama is so ugly, she couldn't join an ugly contest, because was treated as a professional.
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Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
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Yo mama is so fat she turned a monster truck into a low rider.
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Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!
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Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
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Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
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Yo Mommas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.
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Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"
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