The best Yo mama jokes

Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
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Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
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Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
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Yo mama is so ugly, she couldn't join an ugly contest, because was treated as a professional.
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Yo momma's so fat; she's on both sides of the family!
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Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
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Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
Vote: has 75.33 % from 78 votes. Send joke:

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Yo momma's so fat... Your family portrait has stretch marks
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Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!
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Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on.
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