Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.
Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.
"Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!"
Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
Yo mama is so old that when she walked out of a museum the alarm went off.
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