Yo Mommas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.
Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.
Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween!
Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she said "who turned off the heat?"
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.
Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"