The best Yo mama jokes

Yo Mommas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.
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has 73.80 % from 148 votes. More jokes about: phone, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
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has 73.74 % from 336 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.
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has 73.73 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, science, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
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has 73.65 % from 198 votes. More jokes about: fat, weather, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween!
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has 73.56 % from 239 votes. More jokes about: Halloween, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she said "who turned off the heat?"
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has 73.41 % from 171 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
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has 73.39 % from 196 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.
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has 73.38 % from 262 votes. More jokes about: baby, Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
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has 73.35 % from 278 votes. More jokes about: car, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
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has 73.25 % from 281 votes. More jokes about: fat, god, insulting, Yo mama
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