The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
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Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
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Your mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
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Yo momma's so fat... Your family portrait has stretch marks
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
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Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!
Vote: has 74.56 % from 296 votes. Send joke:

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
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Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Vote: has 74.03 % from 158 votes. Send joke:

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Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
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Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!
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