Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
Yo mama is so ugly, she couldn't join an ugly contest, because was treated as a professional.
Yo momma's so fat; she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
Yo momma's so fat... Your family portrait has stretch marks
Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!
Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on.