The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mamma so fat she doesn't play temple run she plays temple roll.
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has 75.27 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, game, Yo mama
Yo momma's so fat; she's on both sides of the family!
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has 75.25 % from 344 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.
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has 75.04 % from 236 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
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has 74.97 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: fat, heaven, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Mommas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.
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has 74.95 % from 137 votes. More jokes about: phone, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a red shirt, people said hey look koolaid.
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has 74.89 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
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has 74.81 % from 385 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat she turned a monster truck into a low rider.
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has 74.81 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: car, fat, Yo mama
Yo Mama so stupid she put a peephole in a glass door!
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has 74.71 % from 211 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
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has 74.58 % from 188 votes. More jokes about: fat, weather, Yo mama
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