The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma's so fat... Your family portrait has stretch marks
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"Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!"
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Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.
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Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
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Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
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Yo mama so poor a man broke in her house a gave her money.
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Yo Mama So fat... She sat on top of Walmart and lowered the prices.
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Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
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Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on.
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Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.
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