Yo mama is so fat when she farts its noise is just a nightingale.
Yo momma's so fat... Your family portrait has stretch marks
Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.
Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.
Yo Mommas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.
Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she said "who turned off the heat?"
Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.