Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!
Yo Mama so old...
She's got Adam and Eve's autograph.
Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.
"Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!"
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
Yo mammas so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, her reflection said," I quit."
And walked away.
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