Yo mamma so fat she doesn't play temple run she plays temple roll.
Yo momma's so fat; she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.
Yo mamma so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
Yo Mommas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.
Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a red shirt, people said hey look koolaid.
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo mama is so fat she turned a monster truck into a low rider.
Yo Mama so stupid she put a peephole in a glass door!
Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.