The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so fat when she farts its noise is just a nightingale.
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has 73.94 % from 251 votes. More jokes about: bird, fart, fat, Yo mama
Yo momma's so fat... Your family portrait has stretch marks
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has 73.88 % from 263 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.
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has 73.73 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, science, Yo mama
Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
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has 73.68 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.
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has 73.67 % from 298 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, fat, sex, Yo mama
Yo Mommas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.
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has 73.63 % from 147 votes. More jokes about: phone, stupid, Yo mama
Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
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has 73.52 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
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has 73.51 % from 159 votes. More jokes about: fat, game, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she said "who turned off the heat?"
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has 73.41 % from 171 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.
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has 73.38 % from 262 votes. More jokes about: baby, Yo mama
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