The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!
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Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
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Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
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Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
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Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
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Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?" Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."
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You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
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Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
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Yo momma's so fat... Your family portrait has stretch marks
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