The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma's so fat... Your family portrait has stretch marks
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has 74.08 % from 265 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
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has 74.02 % from 903 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo Mama so stupid she put a peephole in a glass door!
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has 73.97 % from 226 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama is so ugly, she couldn't join an ugly contest, because was treated as a professional.
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has 73.85 % from 174 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
"Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!"
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has 73.81 % from 258 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.
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has 73.68 % from 215 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
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has 73.59 % from 260 votes. More jokes about: fat, husband, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
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has 73.56 % from 309 votes. More jokes about: football, sport, stupid, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
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has 73.50 % from 201 votes. More jokes about: fat, weather, Yo mama
Yo Mama so fat when Flash tried to run around her he died before he got half way.
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has 73.48 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: death, fat, sport, Yo mama