Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?" Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."
You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
Yo momma's so fat... Your family portrait has stretch marks