Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.
Yo mama is so ugly, she couldn't join an ugly contest, because was treated as a professional.
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!
Yo Mama so old...
She's got Adam and Eve's autograph.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"