Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
Yo momma's so fat; she's on both sides of the family!
Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.
Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.
You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
Yo Mama so old... She's got Adam and Eve's autograph.
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.