Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
"Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!"
Yo mama is so ugly, she couldn't join an ugly contest, because was treated as a professional.
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo Mama so stupid she put a peephole in a glass door!
Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.
Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.