Your mama so fat she eats ice cream with a shovel.
Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!
Yo Mama so stupid she put a peephole in a glass door!
Yo mama is so ugly, she couldn't join an ugly contest, because was treated as a professional.
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
"Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!"
Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.
Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.
Yo momma's so fat...
Your family portrait has stretch marks