The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma's so fat; she's on both sides of the family!
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
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Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.
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Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
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Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.
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Yo mama so stupid, the password needed 8 characters, so she put Snow white and the 7 dwarves.
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Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.
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Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
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Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
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Your mama so fat she eats ice cream with a shovel.
Vote: has 75.25 % from 43 votes. Send joke:

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