The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
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Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
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Yo momma's so fat; she's on both sides of the family!
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Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
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Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.
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Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.
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You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
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Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
Vote: has 75.20 % from 63 votes. Send joke:

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Yo Mama so old... She's got Adam and Eve's autograph.
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Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
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