The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
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has 73.73 % from 207 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.
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has 73.59 % from 168 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama is so ugly, she couldn't join an ugly contest, because was treated as a professional.
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has 73.52 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
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has 73.48 % from 263 votes. More jokes about: fat, husband, insulting, Yo mama
Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.
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has 73.47 % from 267 votes. More jokes about: baby, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
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has 73.42 % from 914 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
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has 73.36 % from 204 votes. More jokes about: fat, weather, Yo mama
Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!
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has 73.26 % from 228 votes. More jokes about: phone, stupid, Yo mama
Yo Mama so old... She's got Adam and Eve's autograph.
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has 73.18 % from 136 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
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has 73.15 % from 288 votes. More jokes about: fat, god, insulting, Yo mama