Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!
Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.
Yo momma's so fat...
Your family portrait has stretch marks
Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
"Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!"
Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Your mama so fat she eats ice cream with a shovel.
Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.