The best Yo mama jokes

Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
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has 74.58 % from 188 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
"Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!"
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has 74.56 % from 253 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama is so ugly, she couldn't join an ugly contest, because was treated as a professional.
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has 74.32 % from 173 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
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has 74.28 % from 892 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!
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has 74.26 % from 220 votes. More jokes about: phone, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
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has 74.23 % from 292 votes. More jokes about: football, sport, stupid, Yo mama
Yo Mama so stupid she put a peephole in a glass door!
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has 74.11 % from 223 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
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has 74.07 % from 197 votes. More jokes about: fat, weather, Yo mama
Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.
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has 74.04 % from 252 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
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has 73.98 % from 335 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama