Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo momma's so fat... Your family portrait has stretch marks
Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
"Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!"
Your mama so fat she eats ice cream with a shovel.
Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.
Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.