The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
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has 74.46 % from 299 votes. More jokes about: football, sport, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!
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has 74.37 % from 221 votes. More jokes about: phone, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama is so ugly, she couldn't join an ugly contest, because was treated as a professional.
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has 74.32 % from 173 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
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has 74.25 % from 895 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
"Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!"
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has 74.24 % from 254 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo Mama so stupid she put a peephole in a glass door!
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has 74.23 % from 224 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
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has 74.14 % from 189 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.
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has 74.04 % from 252 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.
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has 73.94 % from 213 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo momma's so fat... Your family portrait has stretch marks
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has 73.88 % from 263 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama