The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
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has 74.22 % from 258 votes. More jokes about: fat, husband, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!
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has 74.00 % from 222 votes. More jokes about: phone, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
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has 73.99 % from 306 votes. More jokes about: football, sport, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma's so fat... Your family portrait has stretch marks
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has 73.98 % from 264 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
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has 73.97 % from 192 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
"Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!"
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has 73.92 % from 255 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Your mama so fat she eats ice cream with a shovel.
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has 73.80 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
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has 73.78 % from 199 votes. More jokes about: fat, weather, Yo mama
Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.
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has 73.72 % from 253 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.
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has 73.68 % from 215 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama