The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.
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has 73.91 % from 217 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
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has 73.73 % from 207 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.
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has 73.59 % from 168 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama is so ugly, she couldn't join an ugly contest, because was treated as a professional.
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has 73.52 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
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has 73.48 % from 263 votes. More jokes about: fat, husband, insulting, Yo mama
Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.
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has 73.47 % from 267 votes. More jokes about: baby, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid, the password needed 8 characters, so she put Snow white and the 7 dwarves.
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has 73.43 % from 246 votes. More jokes about: IT, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
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has 73.40 % from 913 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
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has 73.36 % from 204 votes. More jokes about: fat, weather, Yo mama
Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!
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has 73.26 % from 228 votes. More jokes about: phone, stupid, Yo mama