The best Yo mama jokes

You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
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Your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt.
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Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.
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Yo Mommas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.
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Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
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Yo' Mama got one eye and one leg. We call her IHOP.
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Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.
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Yo Mama so stupid she put a peephole in a glass door!
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