You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt.
Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
Yo' Mama is so fat, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.
Yo Mommas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.
Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
Yo' Mama got one eye and one leg. We call her IHOP.
Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.
Yo Mama so stupid she put a peephole in a glass door!