The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and missed.
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has 77.11 % from 467 votes. More jokes about: insulting, student, Yo mama
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
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has 76.95 % from 589 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
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has 76.76 % from 306 votes. More jokes about: car, fat, Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid, she put 2 quarters to her ears and thought she was listenin’ to 50 Cent.
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has 76.65 % from 736 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly, people break into her house to close the curtains!
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has 76.51 % from 256 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper
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has 76.16 % from 778 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
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has 76.03 % from 508 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
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has 76.01 % from 570 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, love, Yo mama
Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
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has 75.89 % from 240 votes. More jokes about: fat, weather, Yo mama
Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!
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has 75.84 % from 535 votes. More jokes about: insulting, sport, Yo mama
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