Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
Yo mama so fat she made her own landslide.
Your mama so fat she eats ice cream with a shovel.
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper
Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.