The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
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has 77.85 % from 351 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat she turned a monster truck into a low rider.
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has 77.83 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: car, fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
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has 77.75 % from 625 votes. More jokes about: age, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Mama So fat... She sat on top of Walmart and lowered the prices.
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has 77.74 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: fat, money, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.
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has 77.67 % from 195 votes. More jokes about: IT, stupid, Yo mama
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
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has 77.65 % from 560 votes. More jokes about: fish, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Your mama so fat she eats ice cream with a shovel.
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has 77.59 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
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has 77.57 % from 395 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
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has 77.49 % from 518 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, love, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
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has 77.47 % from 223 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, weather, Yo mama
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