Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.
Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mamma so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween!
Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!
Yo momma so stupid, she put 2 quarters to her ears and thought she was listenin’ to 50 Cent.
Yo momma so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and missed.