Yo momma so stupid, she put 2 quarters to her ears and thought she was listenin’ to 50 Cent.
Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
Yo mama so ugly, people break into her house to close the curtains!
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper
Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.