Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a red shirt, people said hey look koolaid.
Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.
Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.
Yo mama so stupid, the password needed 8 characters, so she put Snow white and the 7 dwarves.
Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.