The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
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has 77.21 % from 666 votes. More jokes about: age, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly, people break into her house to close the curtains!
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has 77.12 % from 234 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper
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has 76.99 % from 756 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
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has 76.68 % from 573 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.
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has 76.66 % from 370 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid, she put 2 quarters to her ears and thought she was listenin’ to 50 Cent.
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has 76.43 % from 729 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid, the password needed 8 characters, so she put Snow white and the 7 dwarves.
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has 76.27 % from 230 votes. More jokes about: IT, stupid, Yo mama
Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
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has 76.25 % from 290 votes. More jokes about: car, fat, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
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has 76.09 % from 554 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, love, Yo mama
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
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has 76.07 % from 607 votes. More jokes about: fish, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
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