Yo momma so stupid, she put 2 quarters to her ears and thought she was listenin’ to 50 Cent.
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
Yo mama is so ugly, she couldn't join an ugly contest, because was treated as a professional.
Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper
Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.