The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?" Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."
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Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
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Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!
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Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
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Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
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Yo momma so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and missed.
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Yo mama so ugly, people break into her house to close the curtains!
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Your momma so fat... I ran around her twice and got lost.
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Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
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Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.
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