The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
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has 77.59 % from 405 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
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has 77.54 % from 638 votes. More jokes about: age, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she made her own landslide.
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has 77.51 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Your mama so fat she eats ice cream with a shovel.
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has 77.45 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
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has 77.38 % from 558 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper
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has 77.38 % from 732 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.
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has 77.08 % from 358 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
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has 76.97 % from 534 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, love, Yo mama
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
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has 76.95 % from 575 votes. More jokes about: fish, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
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has 76.91 % from 227 votes. More jokes about: fat, husband, insulting, Yo mama
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