Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
Yo mama so ugly, people break into her house to close the curtains!
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.
Yo momma so stupid, she put 2 quarters to her ears and thought she was listenin’ to 50 Cent.
Yo mama so stupid, the password needed 8 characters, so she put Snow white and the 7 dwarves.
Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.