Yo Momma is so fat…
That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
Yo momma so stupid, she put 2 quarters to her ears and thought she was listenin’ to 50 Cent.
Yo mama so ugly, people break into her house to close the curtains!
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.
Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper
Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."