The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
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has 77.16 % from 669 votes. More jokes about: age, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly, people break into her house to close the curtains!
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has 77.13 % from 239 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper
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has 77.05 % from 758 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
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has 76.76 % from 575 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.
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has 76.50 % from 372 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid, she put 2 quarters to her ears and thought she was listenin’ to 50 Cent.
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has 76.50 % from 731 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
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has 76.40 % from 292 votes. More jokes about: car, fat, Yo mama
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
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has 76.11 % from 608 votes. More jokes about: fish, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid, the password needed 8 characters, so she put Snow white and the 7 dwarves.
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has 76.11 % from 233 votes. More jokes about: IT, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
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has 76.07 % from 558 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, love, Yo mama
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