Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
Yo mama is so fat she turned a monster truck into a low rider.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
Yo Mama So fat... She sat on top of Walmart and lowered the prices.
Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Your mama so fat she eats ice cream with a shovel.
Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.