The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper
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Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
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Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
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Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
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Yo momma so stupid when she went to Subway, she asked for a ticket to Chicago.
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Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
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Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
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"Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!"
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Yo Mama so old... She's got Adam and Eve's autograph.
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