Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo momma so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and missed.
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
Yo mama is so ugly, she couldn't join an ugly contest, because was treated as a professional.
Yo mamas so ugly, she scares blind kids away.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Yo momma so stupid, she put 2 quarters to her ears and thought she was listenin’ to 50 Cent.
Yo momma so stupid when she went to Subway, she asked for a ticket to Chicago.
Yo mama so stupid, the password needed 8 characters, so she put Snow white and the 7 dwarves.