Yo Momma is so fat…
That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.
Yo mama so ugly, people break into her house to close the curtains!
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
Yo momma so stupid, she put 2 quarters to her ears and thought she was listenin’ to 50 Cent.
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."