Yo momma so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and missed.
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
Yo momma so stupid, she put 2 quarters to her ears and thought she was listenin’ to 50 Cent.
Yo mama so ugly, people break into her house to close the curtains!
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!