The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma so stupid, she put 2 quarters to her ears and thought she was listenin’ to 50 Cent.
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Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
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Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
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Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
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Yo mama is so ugly, she couldn't join an ugly contest, because was treated as a professional.
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Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
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Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
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Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper
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Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
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Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
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