The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!
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Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
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Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper
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Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
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Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
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Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a red shirt, people said hey look koolaid.
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Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.
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Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.
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Yo mama so stupid, the password needed 8 characters, so she put Snow white and the 7 dwarves.
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Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
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