Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
Yo momma so stupid when she went to Subway, she asked for a ticket to Chicago.
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
"Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!"
Yo Mama so old... She's got Adam and Eve's autograph.