The best Yo mama jokes

Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
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has 77.15 % from 416 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
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has 77.07 % from 671 votes. More jokes about: age, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.
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has 76.81 % from 377 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly, people break into her house to close the curtains!
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has 76.80 % from 245 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
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has 76.78 % from 580 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
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has 76.71 % from 296 votes. More jokes about: car, fat, Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid, she put 2 quarters to her ears and thought she was listenin’ to 50 Cent.
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has 76.56 % from 733 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
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has 76.24 % from 562 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, love, Yo mama
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
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has 76.13 % from 613 votes. More jokes about: fish, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
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has 76.01 % from 232 votes. More jokes about: fat, weather, Yo mama
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