The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
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Yo momma so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and missed.
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Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
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Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
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Yo mama is so ugly, she couldn't join an ugly contest, because was treated as a professional.
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Yo mamas so ugly, she scares blind kids away.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
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Yo momma so stupid, she put 2 quarters to her ears and thought she was listenin’ to 50 Cent.
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Yo momma so stupid when she went to Subway, she asked for a ticket to Chicago.
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Yo mama so stupid, the password needed 8 characters, so she put Snow white and the 7 dwarves.
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