The best Yo mama jokes

Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
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has 76.88 % from 425 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, Yo mama
Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
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has 76.76 % from 306 votes. More jokes about: car, fat, Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid, she put 2 quarters to her ears and thought she was listenin’ to 50 Cent.
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has 76.65 % from 736 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly, people break into her house to close the curtains!
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has 76.51 % from 256 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
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has 76.06 % from 571 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, love, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
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has 76.03 % from 508 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.
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has 76.01 % from 287 votes. More jokes about: IT, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
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has 75.96 % from 291 votes. More jokes about: asian, fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper
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has 75.95 % from 780 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
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has 75.89 % from 240 votes. More jokes about: fat, weather, Yo mama
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