The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat when she went sky diving in a blue jump suit, all the kids below said, "Ahhhh! The sky is falling!"
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has 74.72 % from 167 votes. More jokes about: fat, kids, sport, Yo mama
Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
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has 74.69 % from 237 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your momma so fat... I ran around her twice and got lost.
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has 74.42 % from 379 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid when she went to Subway, she asked for a ticket to Chicago.
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has 74.42 % from 362 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid, the password needed 8 characters, so she put Snow white and the 7 dwarves.
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has 74.32 % from 242 votes. More jokes about: IT, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
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has 74.23 % from 351 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, military, Yo mama
Yo mama is so old that when she walked out of a museum the alarm went off.
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has 74.20 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: old people, technology, Yo mama
Your mama so fat she eats ice cream with a shovel.
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has 74.20 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!
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has 74.11 % from 223 votes. More jokes about: phone, stupid, Yo mama
Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
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has 74.10 % from 193 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
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