Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!
Your momma so fat... I ran around her twice and got lost.
Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a red shirt, people said hey look koolaid.
Yo Mama So fat... She sat on top of Walmart and lowered the prices.
Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.
Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.