Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!
Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo mama so stupid, the password needed 8 characters, so she put Snow white and the 7 dwarves.
Yo Mama So fat... She sat on top of Walmart and lowered the prices.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.
Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.