The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
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has 75.24 % from 269 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, weather, Yo mama
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
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has 75.17 % from 408 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo momma's so fat; she's on both sides of the family!
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has 75.11 % from 355 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid when she went to Subway, she asked for a ticket to Chicago.
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has 75.09 % from 359 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Your momma so fat... I ran around her twice and got lost.
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has 75.00 % from 375 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
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has 74.87 % from 230 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
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has 74.78 % from 346 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, military, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.
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has 74.67 % from 323 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, fat, sex, Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
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has 74.62 % from 301 votes. More jokes about: football, sport, stupid, Yo mama
Your mama so fat she eats ice cream with a shovel.
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has 74.49 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
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