The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and missed.
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Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.
Vote: has 76.32 % from 16 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
Vote: has 76.26 % from 66 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on.
Vote: has 76.24 % from 106 votes. Send joke:

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Your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt.
Vote: has 76.19 % from 86 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama is so stupid that she thought starbucks are money in space.
Vote: has 75.97 % from 22 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
Vote: has 75.97 % from 227 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
Vote: has 75.91 % from 254 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.
Vote: has 75.82 % from 221 votes. Send joke:

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Yo Mama so stupid she put a peephole in a glass door!
Vote: has 75.80 % from 142 votes. Send joke:

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