The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!
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Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.
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Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
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Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
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Yo mama so stupid, the password needed 8 characters, so she put Snow white and the 7 dwarves.
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Yo Mama So fat... She sat on top of Walmart and lowered the prices.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
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Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.
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Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
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Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.
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