Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
Yo mama is so fat when she farts its noise is just a nightingale.
Your mama so fat she eats ice cream with a shovel.
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
Yo momma's so fat...
Your family portrait has stretch marks
Yo momma so stupid when she went to Subway, she asked for a ticket to Chicago.
Yo Mama so stupid she put a peephole in a glass door!
Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
Your momma so fat...
I ran around her twice and got lost.
Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.