The best Yo mama jokes

Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
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has 76.29 % from 169 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
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has 76.28 % from 482 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Mama So fat... She sat on top of Walmart and lowered the prices.
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has 76.26 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: fat, money, Yo mama
Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
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has 76.20 % from 206 votes. More jokes about: fat, weather, Yo mama
Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!
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has 76.14 % from 515 votes. More jokes about: insulting, sport, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
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has 76.13 % from 357 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she went sky diving in a blue jump suit, all the kids below said, "Ahhhh! The sky is falling!"
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has 76.08 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: fat, kids, sport, Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid when she went to Subway, she asked for a ticket to Chicago.
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has 76.07 % from 347 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Your momma so fat... I ran around her twice and got lost.
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has 76.06 % from 365 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly that her mom only fed her with a sling shot.
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has 75.96 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: food, mean, ugly, Yo mama
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