The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma so stupid, she put 2 quarters to her ears and thought she was listenin’ to 50 Cent.
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has 76.48 % from 708 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?
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has 76.41 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: Halloween, time, ugly, Yo mama
Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
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has 76.33 % from 193 votes. More jokes about: fat, weather, Yo mama
Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
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has 76.25 % from 267 votes. More jokes about: car, fat, Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
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has 76.24 % from 239 votes. More jokes about: car, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.
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has 76.21 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
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has 76.20 % from 234 votes. More jokes about: football, sport, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
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has 76.06 % from 473 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
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has 76.06 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.
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has 76.03 % from 517 votes. More jokes about: fat, phone, Yo mama