Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
Yo Mama So fat... She sat on top of Walmart and lowered the prices.
Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!
Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
Yo mama so fat when she went sky diving in a blue jump suit, all the kids below said, "Ahhhh! The sky is falling!"
Yo momma so stupid when she went to Subway, she asked for a ticket to Chicago.
Your momma so fat... I ran around her twice and got lost.
Yo mama so ugly that her mom only fed her with a sling shot.