Yo mama so fat when she went sky diving in a blue jump suit, all the kids below said, "Ahhhh! The sky is falling!"
Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
Your momma so fat...
I ran around her twice and got lost.
Yo momma so stupid when she went to Subway, she asked for a ticket to Chicago.
Yo mama so stupid, the password needed 8 characters, so she put Snow white and the 7 dwarves.
Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
Yo mama is so old that when she walked out of a museum the alarm went off.
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Your mama so fat she eats ice cream with a shovel.
Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!
Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!