Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
Yo mama so stupid, the password needed 8 characters, so she put Snow white and the 7 dwarves.
Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.
Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.
Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a red shirt, people said hey look koolaid.
Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when I asked what was for dinner, she took off her shoe and said, "Corns."
Your mama so fat she eats ice cream with a shovel.