The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
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Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!
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Your momma so fat... I ran around her twice and got lost.
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Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.
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Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
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Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a red shirt, people said hey look koolaid.
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Yo Mama So fat... She sat on top of Walmart and lowered the prices.
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Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.
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Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
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Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
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