The best Yo mama jokes

Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.
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Yo Mama so old... She's got Adam and Eve's autograph.
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Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
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Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.
Vote: has 76.43 % from 170 votes. Send joke:

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Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
Vote: has 76.34 % from 155 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
Vote: has 76.28 % from 258 votes. Send joke:

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Yo' Mama got one eye and one leg. We call her IHOP.
Vote: has 76.26 % from 66 votes. Send joke:

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Vote: has 76.24 % from 106 votes. Send joke:

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Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!
Vote: has 76.21 % from 449 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
Vote: has 76.15 % from 275 votes. Send joke:

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