The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so fat when she farts its noise is just a nightingale.
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has 75.19 % from 264 votes. More jokes about: bird, fart, fat, Yo mama
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
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has 75.17 % from 408 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo momma's so fat; she's on both sides of the family!
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has 75.11 % from 355 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid when she went to Subway, she asked for a ticket to Chicago.
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has 75.09 % from 359 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Your momma so fat... I ran around her twice and got lost.
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has 75.00 % from 375 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
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has 74.78 % from 346 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, military, Yo mama
Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
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has 74.77 % from 229 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
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has 74.75 % from 255 votes. More jokes about: fat, husband, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so old that when she walked out of a museum the alarm went off.
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has 74.72 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: old people, technology, Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
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has 74.56 % from 296 votes. More jokes about: football, sport, stupid, Yo mama
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