Yo momma's so fat; she's on both sides of the family!
Yo momma so stupid when she went to Subway, she asked for a ticket to Chicago.
Your momma so fat... I ran around her twice and got lost.
Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
Yo mama so fat when she went sky diving in a blue jump suit, all the kids below said, "Ahhhh! The sky is falling!"
Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
Yo Mama so stupid she put a peephole in a glass door!
Yo mama is so ugly, she couldn't join an ugly contest, because was treated as a professional.
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.