Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo momma's so fat; she's on both sides of the family!
Yo momma so stupid when she went to Subway, she asked for a ticket to Chicago.
Your momma so fat... I ran around her twice and got lost.
Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Your mama so fat she eats ice cream with a shovel.