Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.
Yo Mama so old... She's got Adam and Eve's autograph.
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.
Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
Yo' Mama got one eye and one leg. We call her IHOP.
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!
Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.