Yo momma so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and missed.
Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.
Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on.
Your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought starbucks are money in space.
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.
Yo Mama so stupid she put a peephole in a glass door!