Yo momma so stupid, she put 2 quarters to her ears and thought she was listenin’ to 50 Cent.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?
Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.