The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma's so fat; she's on both sides of the family!
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has 74.95 % from 357 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she went sky diving in a blue jump suit, all the kids below said, "Ahhhh! The sky is falling!"
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has 74.94 % from 164 votes. More jokes about: fat, kids, sport, Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid when she went to Subway, she asked for a ticket to Chicago.
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has 74.86 % from 360 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Your momma so fat... I ran around her twice and got lost.
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has 74.85 % from 377 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
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has 74.62 % from 232 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
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has 74.62 % from 348 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, military, Yo mama
Yo Mama so stupid she put a peephole in a glass door!
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has 74.34 % from 225 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama is so ugly, she couldn't join an ugly contest, because was treated as a professional.
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has 74.32 % from 173 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
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has 74.25 % from 899 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
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has 74.22 % from 258 votes. More jokes about: fat, husband, insulting, Yo mama
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