Yo mama so stupid that when I was drowning I yelled out to her that I needed a life saver and she said "Cherry or grape?"
Yo Mama's so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.
Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!
Yo mama is so skinny that she eats a nut and thoughts that she’s pregnant...
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!
Your momma's so fat the only time she sees "90210" is when she's on a scale.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!