Yo' Mama is so stupid, you need to put your head up her ass to get her perspective.
Yo mama is so fat Dorra the explorer couldn't explore any more!
Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her.
Yo mama's lips are so big when you smile you wet your hair.
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
Yo mama so skinny... She turned sideways and dissapeared
Yo momma so fat it's not even funny anymore.
Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the leftover orange juice back in the rind.
You mama's so skinny... she can hang glide with a dorito!