Yo Momma so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.
You mama's so skinny... she can hang glide with a dorito!
Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, "Who turned of the lights".
Yo mama so stupid that when I was drowning I yelled out to her that I needed a life saver and she said "Cherry or grape?"
Yo Mama's so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
Yo mamma is so fat, when she went on a cruise, a walrus jumped aboard and started singing 'we are family'.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
Yo mama so old when she raised her eyebrows they fell off.
Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.