The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: cop, fat, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: doctor, fat, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
You mama's so skinny... she can hang glide with a dorito!
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, "Who turned of the lights".
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when you have sex with her you have to slap her stomach and ride the wave in.
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, sex, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid that when I was drowning I yelled out to her that I needed a life saver and she said "Cherry or grape?"
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: life, stupid, Yo mama
Yo Mama's so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, god, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat, when she went on a cruise, a walrus jumped aboard and started singing 'we are family'.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: family, fat, insulting, Yo mama
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