Yo mama so old when she raised her eyebrows they fell off.
Yo mama so fat, when your dad tried eating your mom's pussy his head stuck in.
Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".
Yo mama breath stanks so bad, instead of using baking soda, it smells like she uses baking ass!
Yo momma’s so fat, her chairs have seat belts.
Yo momma’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she got a sex change and the surgeon had to flip a coin.
Yo Mama so old... She used to gang bang with the Flintstones.
Your momma so fat... Her blood type is Ragu.
Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn