Yo' Mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.
Yo Momma so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.
You mama's so skinny... she can hang glide with a dorito!
Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, "Who turned of the lights".
Yo mama so fat when you have sex with her you have to slap her stomach and ride the wave in.
Yo mama so stupid that when I was drowning I yelled out to her that I needed a life saver and she said "Cherry or grape?"
Yo Mama's so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
Yo mamma is so fat, when she went on a cruise, a walrus jumped aboard and started singing 'we are family'.