Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise!
Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.
Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Ewoks were just Homeless Care Bears on drugs.
Yo mama so damn short, she uses salt shaker as a toilet.
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Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks the Wu-Tang Clan is a Japanese orange drink company.