Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Ewoks were just Homeless Care Bears on drugs.
Yo mama so damn short, she uses salt shaker as a toilet.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks the Wu-Tang Clan is a Japanese orange drink company.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.
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Yo moma is so fat, and so nasty, when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.
Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.