Yo momma so poor... She waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.
Yo momma so poor... When I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."
Yo' Mama is like ass hair: totally useless and full of sh*t.
Yo' Mama is so old, she has sour cream in her boobs.
Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.
Yo' Mama is like a virus, if she spreads, we're all screwed.
Yo Mommas SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID "WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID "MOVING"!