The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma’s so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn’t find the ‘11’ button in ‘9-1-1’.
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Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.
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Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.
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Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma’s so fat, her driver’s license says, ‘Picture continued on other side’.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma’s so ugly, they put her face on box of laxatives and sold it empty.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury her.
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Yo momma's so stupid when her son said break a leg, she really did.
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