Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"
Yo mama so fat that her knuckles have sideburns.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.
Yo mama so skinny... She turned sideways and dissapeared
Yo momma so fat it's not even funny anymore.
Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the leftover orange juice back in the rind.
Yo' Mama is like a heavyweight boxer: a few licks, a few blows, and she's back to her corner.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"