Yo' Mama is so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo mama is so fat Dorra the explorer couldn't explore any more!
Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her.
Yo mama's lips are so big when you smile you wet your hair.
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she's as useless as a screen door on a submarine.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she gave your kids a "Yo' Grandmama Is So Stupid" joke book.
You mama's so skinny... she can hang glide with a dorito!
Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.