Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn
Yo mama breath stanks so bad, instead of using baking soda, it smells like she uses baking ass!
Yo mama so stupid that when I was drowning I yelled out to her that I needed a life saver and she said "Cherry or grape?"
Yo' Mama is so redneck, the door mat to her trailer home doubles as a mad flap for her pick up truck.
Yo mama so fat when she went to outer space NASA thought they discovered a new planet.
Yo' Mama is so hairy, she has to part the hair on her butt to go to the bathroom.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the only difference between her face and a bag of crap is the bag.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks her binoculars are opera glasses.
Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.