Yo' Mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.
Yo' Mama is like a virus, if she spreads, we're all screwed.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."
Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.
Yo Mommas SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID "WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID "MOVING"!
Yo mamma so fat that why people think the earth is flat.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
My mama would whip my butt so bad in the grocery store, they would announce it on the speakers.