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Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
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Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
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Yo momma’s so fat, ‘Place Your Ad Here’ is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
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Yo momma’s so fat, she fell off a boat and the captain yelled, ‘Land Ho!’
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Yo momma’s so fat, the weather people give names to her farts.
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Yo momma’s so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.
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Yo momma’s so fat, her chairs have seat belts.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, she got a sex change and the surgeon had to flip a coin.
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Your momma so fat... Her blood type is Ragu.
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