The best Yo mama jokes

Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, sex, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid that when I was drowning I yelled out to her that I needed a life saver and she said "Cherry or grape?"
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: life, stupid, Yo mama
Yo Mama's so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: duck, money, Yo mama
Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, ugly, Yo mama
Yo momma’s so fat, her chairs have seat belts.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma’s so ugly, she got a sex change and the surgeon had to flip a coin.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Your momma so fat... Her blood type is Ragu.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
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