Yo' Mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.
Yo Momma so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.
You mama's so skinny... she can hang glide with a dorito!
Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".
Yo mama so stupid that when I was drowning I yelled out to her that I needed a life saver and she said "Cherry or grape?"
Yo Mama's so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.
Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.