Your momma so fat... Her blood type is Ragu.
Yo mama has been passed around by so many black dudes, they now call her..Spalding!
Yo mama is so fat a bus hit her and she said a mosquito.
You're so ugly, Yo' Mama had to be drunk to breastfeed you.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy fuck we can't fix that.''
Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
Yo momma’s so ugly, people make jokes about her.
Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."
Yo' Mama is so hairy, she has to part the hair on her butt to go to the bathroom.