Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.
Yo mama so stupid that when I was drowning I yelled out to her that I needed a life saver and she said "Cherry or grape?"
Yo Mama's so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.
Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.
Yo momma’s so fat, her chairs have seat belts.
Yo momma’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she got a sex change and the surgeon had to flip a coin.
Your momma so fat... Her blood type is Ragu.