The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: cop, fat, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.
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Yo Momma so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
You mama's so skinny... she can hang glide with a dorito!
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: music, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid that when I was drowning I yelled out to her that I needed a life saver and she said "Cherry or grape?"
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: life, stupid, Yo mama
Yo Mama's so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: duck, money, Yo mama
Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, ugly, Yo mama
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