You're so ugly, Yo' Mama had to be drunk to breastfeed you.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.
Your mama is so black when God saw her he said "Oh man I burnt one again."
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy fuck we can't fix that.''
Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo momma’s so ugly, people make jokes about her.
Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
How much do I owe Yo' Mama? My dog came home happy last night.
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.