Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy fuck we can't fix that.''
Yo momma’s so ugly, people make jokes about her.
Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
Yo mama so ugly that the football team yelled at her to get out of the bus.
Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."
How much do I owe Yo' Mama? My dog came home happy last night.
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
Yo' Mama is so hairy, she has to part the hair on her butt to go to the bathroom.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the only difference between her face and a bag of crap is the bag.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks her binoculars are opera glasses.