The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy fuck we can't fix that.''
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Yo momma’s so ugly, people make jokes about her.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
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Yo mama so ugly that the football team yelled at her to get out of the bus.
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Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."
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How much do I owe Yo' Mama? My dog came home happy last night.
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Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
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Yo' Mama is so hairy, she has to part the hair on her butt to go to the bathroom.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, the only difference between her face and a bag of crap is the bag.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks her binoculars are opera glasses.
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