The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: music, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama breath stanks so bad, instead of using baking soda, it smells like she uses baking ass!
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: mean, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo momma’s so fat, her chairs have seat belts.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, she got a sex change and the surgeon had to flip a coin.
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Yo Mama so old... She used to gang bang with the Flintstones.
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Your momma so fat... Her blood type is Ragu.
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Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, travel, Yo mama
Your mama is so black when God saw her he said "Oh man I burnt one again."
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has 46.06 % from 166 votes. More jokes about: god, Yo mama
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