Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.
Yo mama's lips are so big when you smile you wet your hair.
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Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.
Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
"Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!"
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!
Your momma so stanky...when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!
Yo momma’s so stupid, she cooks with Old Spice.