Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.
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Yo mama's lips are so big when you smile you wet your hair.
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Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.
Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.
Yo mama so fat when she went to outer space NASA thought they discovered a new planet.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
"Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!"
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!
Your momma's so fat the only time she sees "90210" is when she's on a scale.
Your momma so stanky...when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!