Yo moma is so fat, and so nasty, when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"
Yo mama's lips are so big when you smile you wet your hair.
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Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.
Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.
Yo mama so fat when she went to outer space NASA thought they discovered a new planet.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
"Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!"
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!
Your momma so stanky...when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!