Yo mama breath stanks so bad, instead of using baking soda, it smells like she uses baking ass!
Yo momma’s so fat, her chairs have seat belts.
Yo momma’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she got a sex change and the surgeon had to flip a coin.
Yo Mama so old... She used to gang bang with the Flintstones.
Your momma so fat... Her blood type is Ragu.
Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.
Your mama is so black when God saw her he said "Oh man I burnt one again."
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy fuck we can't fix that.''