The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma’s so fat, her chairs have seat belts.
Vote:
has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.
Vote:
has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma’s so ugly, she got a sex change and the surgeon had to flip a coin.
Vote:
has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo Mama so old... She used to gang bang with the Flintstones.
Vote:
has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Your momma so fat... Her blood type is Ragu.
Vote:
has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn
Vote:
has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
You're so ugly, Yo' Mama had to be drunk to breastfeed you.
Vote:
has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.
Vote:
has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, travel, Yo mama
Your mama is so black when God saw her he said "Oh man I burnt one again."
Vote:
has 46.06 % from 166 votes. More jokes about: god, Yo mama
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy fuck we can't fix that.''
Vote:
has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
<<<80818283
More jokes →
Page 80 of 102.