Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.
Your mama is so black when God saw her he said "Oh man I burnt one again."
Yo mama's lips are so big when you smile you wet your hair.
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Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy fuck we can't fix that.''
Yo momma’s so ugly, people make jokes about her.
Yo mama so ugly that the football team yelled at her to get out of the bus.
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Yo' Mama is so redneck, the door mat to her trailer home doubles as a mad flap for her pick up truck.
"Yo momma so stupid she steals free bread!"
Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."
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Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.