Yo mama's lips are so big when you smile you wet your hair.
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Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.
Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.
Yo mamma is stupid she bought tickets to Flo ridas concert but instead she went to Florida.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
"Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!"
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!
Your momma so stanky...when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!
Yo momma’s so stupid, she cooks with Old Spice.