The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, travel, Yo mama
Your mama is so black when God saw her he said "Oh man I burnt one again."
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has 46.06 % from 166 votes. More jokes about: god, Yo mama
Yo mama's lips are so big when you smile you wet your hair.
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has 46.02 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy fuck we can't fix that.''
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo momma’s so ugly, people make jokes about her.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly that the football team yelled at her to get out of the bus.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: communication, football, mean, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so redneck, the door mat to her trailer home doubles as a mad flap for her pick up truck.
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has 45.78 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: insulting, redneck, Yo mama
"Yo momma so stupid she steals free bread!"
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: stupid, technology, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, phone, Yo mama
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