Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise!
Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo mama so stupid when I said I was going to the big apple she said bring me back one.
Yo mamma’s so fat, that if you throw her out the window people will start screaming: Look, a flying saucer!
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.
Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away all the W's!
Yo Mama's glasses are so thick she looks at a map and sees people waving.
You mama so bugle one detection went the other derection.