The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: fat, sport, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise!
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: fat, sport, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: duck, money, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid when I said I was going to the big apple she said bring me back one.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: business, insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Yo mamma’s so fat, that if you throw her out the window people will start screaming: Look, a flying saucer!
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: game, sport, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks the Wu-Tang Clan is a Japanese orange drink company.
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: food, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when you have sex with her you have to slap her stomach and ride the wave in.
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has 44.84 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, sex, vulgar, Yo mama
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