The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: fat, sport, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise!
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: fat, sport, Yo mama
Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: duck, money, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid when I said I was going to the big apple she said bring me back one.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: business, insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Yo mamma’s so fat, that if you throw her out the window people will start screaming: Look, a flying saucer!
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: game, sport, stupid, Yo mama
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away all the W's!
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has 44.74 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: blonde, Yo mama
Yo Mama's glasses are so thick she looks at a map and sees people waving.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
You mama so bugle one detection went the other derection.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: communication, ugly, Yo mama
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