Yo' Mama is so hairy, she has to part the hair on her butt to go to the bathroom.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the only difference between her face and a bag of crap is the bag.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks her binoculars are opera glasses.
Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise!
Yo mama so stupid when I said I was going to the big apple she said bring me back one.
I'm not saying yo mama is a whore but her favorite shade of lipstick is penis.
Yo mamma’s so fat, that if you throw her out the window people will start screaming: Look, a flying saucer!
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.
Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.