Yo mamma so stupid she brought a spoon to a super bowl and the fat one brought a bowl.
Yo Mama's so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Yo mamma is so fat, when she went on a cruise, a walrus jumped aboard and started singing 'we are family'.
Yo momma’s so fat, her belt size is the equator.
Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!
Yo mamma is stupid she bought tickets to Flo ridas concert but instead she went to Florida.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy fuck we can't fix that.''
Yo momma’s so ugly, people make jokes about her.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.