Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise!
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo mama so stupid when I said I was going to the big apple she said bring me back one.
Yo mamma’s so fat, that if you throw her out the window people will start screaming: Look, a flying saucer!
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.
Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks the Wu-Tang Clan is a Japanese orange drink company.
Yo mama so fat when you have sex with her you have to slap her stomach and ride the wave in.