Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
Yo mama so stupid when I said I was going to the big apple she said bring me back one.
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Yo mamma’s so fat, that if you throw her out the window people will start screaming:
Look, a flying saucer!
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.
Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks the Wu-Tang Clan is a Japanese orange drink company.
Yo mama so fat when you have sex with her you have to slap her stomach and ride the wave in.
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing away all the W's!