Q. Why don't lions eat clowns?
A. Because they taste funny.
Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
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Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.
Come on guys, I think we are a little tough on pedophiles, they have a hard time fitting in.
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Why do white people have pets?
Because the aren't allowed black people anymore...
A man calls into the police station and says, "My wife is missing."
The officer asks, "How long has she been gone?"
"A month."
"Why did you wait so long to report it?"
"Well, until yesterday I thought it was just a dream, then I realized I didn’t have any clean clothes to wear."
The neighbor from below told me that If I flood him once again, he will rape me.
So I turn on the water. I sit and wait.
Q: What do you call a black light?
A: A mixed person that shines too bright.
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Imagine, there are on the bus only 5 persons:
A busman, an old woman, two younger women and one man.
The old woman comes to the busman and tells him: "Dear busman, would you like to eat a few hazelnuts?"
The busman says: "Yes, why not?"
He takes the hazelnuts from her hand and eats them.
This repeats even two times, but when the old woman offers other hazelnuts to the busman for the fourth time, the busman asks this old woman:
"Madame, where do you take all these hazelnuts from? It is a real amount and I am already full."
The old woman only says: "You know, dear busman, I have bought the chocolate with hazelnuts, the hazelnuts are very hard for my dental plate, so I have sucked them all out, brought it to you and you have already eaten them all."