Chuck Norris brings the noise AND the funk.
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Q: What is the worst thing about a vegetable?
A: Spitting them back up in a wheelchair.
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Chuck Norris only needs one bullet, because it should know to get back in the chamber.
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Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'.
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How do you know when a blonde has a brain fart?
Her ears flap.
What's the difference between a leprechaun and gonorrhea?
One's a cunning runt.
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One goldfish to his tankmate: "If there's no God, who changes the water?"
What do the latest Iphone 6 applications do?
Whiten teeth and perform laser eye surgery!
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What's green and yellow and eats nuts?
Gonorrhea.
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Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
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