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What’s the definition of a Yankee? Same thing as a ‘quickie’ but you do it yourself.
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What repulsive thing can be found in a nigger's clothes? The nigger.
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What do men and sperm have in common? They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
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Q. Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with them? A. Just in case they get a hole in one.
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Stupid? He wanted to be a farmer. So he studied pharmacy.
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A man goes into a bank and asks the cashier to check his balance, so the cashier pushes him over.
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All I ask for is the opportunity to prove that money doesn’t buy happiness...All most people want is a chance to prove money can’t make them happy.
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Yo momma’s so fat, her chairs have seat belts.
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If women knew what men were really thinking, they'd never stop slapping them.
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A sargeant bawled out a rookie. "Did you watch all of the exits like I told you?" "Yep," the rookie answered. "I think he must have left by one of the entrances!
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