A husband is driving with her blonde wife, the husband says "Can you stick your head out the window if the blinker works?" T
hen the blonde sticks her head out the window and replies, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..".
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Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
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Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
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Q. Why don't lions eat clowns?
A. Because they taste funny.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
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Come on guys, I think we are a little tough on pedophiles, they have a hard time fitting in.
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Why do white people have pets?
Because the aren't allowed black people anymore...
Imagine, there are on the bus only 5 persons:
A busman, an old woman, two younger women and one man.
The old woman comes to the busman and tells him: "Dear busman, would you like to eat a few hazelnuts?"
The busman says: "Yes, why not?"
He takes the hazelnuts from her hand and eats them.
This repeats even two times, but when the old woman offers other hazelnuts to the busman for the fourth time, the busman asks this old woman:
"Madame, where do you take all these hazelnuts from? It is a real amount and I am already full."
The old woman only says: "You know, dear busman, I have bought the chocolate with hazelnuts, the hazelnuts are very hard for my dental plate, so I have sucked them all out, brought it to you and you have already eaten them all."