Chuck Norris brings the noise AND the funk.
Q: What is the worst thing about a vegetable? A: Spitting them back up in a wheelchair.
Chuck Norris only needs one bullet, because it should know to get back in the chamber.
Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'.
How do you know when a blonde has a brain fart? Her ears flap.
What's the difference between a leprechaun and gonorrhea? One's a cunning runt.
One goldfish to his tankmate: "If there's no God, who changes the water?"
What do the latest Iphone 6 applications do? Whiten teeth and perform laser eye surgery!
What's green and yellow and eats nuts? Gonorrhea.
Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.