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Q: What did the baby say as I threw it in the blender? A: I didn't catch it, I was too busy masturbating.
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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they run, shoot and steal.
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Q: Why cant stevie wonder read? A: Cuz hes black
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What does a nigger do after sex? 25 years to life.
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What's the difference between an apple and a black man? None! They both hang from trees.
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An 80-year-old man tells his wife, "I'm going to the doctor to get me some of those new Viagra pills." His wife gets her coat on and says, "I'm going to the doctor, too. If you're going to start using that rusty old thing again, I'm getting a tetanus shot."
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Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are in divorce court. "Mickey," the judge says, "I'm sorry. I can't grant you a divorce on the grounds of insanity. Minnie seems quite sane to me." "I didn't say she was insane," exclaims Mickey. "I said she was f**king Goofy."
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Q: Why can't white people swim? A: Cause they get soggy.
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Did you hear about the gay French General? He blew Napoleon's Bonaparte!
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Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in a vivid display, an angelic chorus pouring from the speakers. Satan is astonished, ‘How did he manage that?’ God replies, ‘You might have lost everything, but Jesus saves.’
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