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Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
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A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, "Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?" Then the lady answered, "Excuse me, I think this is a goose." And the bartender says, "Excuse me, I was talking to the goose."
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One day a Blonde went the doctor with a burn on her stomach. The doctor gasped and asked what happened. the Blonde told the doctor she put a lighter against her stomach. The doctor asked her why in the world she would do that. the blond said "I was trying to burn calories."
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I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man. Love, To forgive him and; Patience, For his moods. Because if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death.
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Coach: Your roommate and the captain of the team reported that you have many bad words for me in your sleep! So do you abuse me in your sleep! Football Player: Coach, It is just not true! Coach: What is not true, I trust the captain and I am asking this in front of him! Football player: Coach, It is untrue that I was sleeping!
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If guys had they periods, they would compare the size of their tampons.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: dirty, men
Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
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A man is on his deathbed. ‘Grant me one last wish, my dear,’ he gasps pitifully to his wife. ‘Six months after I die I want you to marry Joe.’ ‘But I thought you hated Joe,’ says his wife. ‘I do,’ says the man.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: marriage
Chuck Norris never actually moves. He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: In which room we cannot live? A: Mushroom.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: kids
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