Chuck Norris never actually moves.
He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
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A man walks into his bedroom after work and is surprised to find his wife lying naked on the bed.
After careful examination, he spies a pair of bare feet sticking out from underneath the curtains.
He rips open the blinds to find a naked man standing there.
"Who the hell are you?" he yells.
The naked guy replies, "I'm the moth inspector."
"Oh, yeah? What are you doing naked?"
He looks down and exclaims, "Oh my God, I'm too late!"
Q:Why did the computer lose its trust relationship with the domain?
A:Because it was corrupted in active directory and needed to be removed and re-added again!
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Q: In which room we cannot live?
A: Mushroom.
What's grosser than gross?
Ten babies in one mail box.
What's grosser than that?
One baby in ten mailboxes.
What's grosser than that?
Biting into a pickle and finding a vein.
What's grosser than that?
A cheerleader doing a split and sticking to the floor.
What's grosser than that?
A girl thinking she has crabs only to find it's fruit flies because her cherry rotted.
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Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
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Q. Why don't lions eat clowns?
A. Because they taste funny.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
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Come on guys, I think we are a little tough on pedophiles, they have a hard time fitting in.
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Why do white people have pets?
Because the aren't allowed black people anymore...