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One Sunday afternoon an older couple was listening to a holy station on the radio. They were about 98 years old and so frail, they couldn't walk to church. The preacher said, ''If you put one hand on the radio and one hand on whatever you want healed I will heal it for you.'' So the old woman put one hand on the radio and one hand on her heart. The old man tried to not let the old woman see but he put one hand on the radio and one hand on his penis. The old woman looked over and said, ''He said he could heal, not raise the dead!''
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Did you hear about the 9 year old African nigglet? He was going through a mid-life crisis.
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Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!
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Death is God’s way of saying, ‘Hey, you’re not alive any more.’
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Q: What do you call a black person in a three piece suit? A: The defendant.
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Q: How do you start a black parade? A: Roll a 40 down the street.
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Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times? A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.
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A farmer was driving along the road with a load of fertilizer. A little boy, playing in front of his house, saw him and called, "What've you got in your truck?" "Fertilizer," the farmer replied. "What are you going to do with it?" asked the little boy. "Put it on strawberries," answered the farmer. "You ought to live here," the little boy advised him. "We put sugar and cream on ours."
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Chuck Norris drives in reverse and still drives better than you...
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When is a lion not a lion? When he turns into his cage.
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