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A woman stopped by our customer-service desk and asked me for a copy of the book that has Jesus in it. After much back-and-forth, I determined that she wanted the Bible. After searching for a particular book on dinosaurs in the science section without luck, a customer looked to me for help. She showed me a piece of paper with the title written on it: Thesaurus.
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has 46.76 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: bible, christian, customer service, dinosaur, stupid
Father: "You've got 4 D's and a C on your report." Son: "Maybe I concentrated too much on the one subject..."
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has 46.76 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: school
Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: An Impasta
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Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!
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has 46.76 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, geek, Halloween, IT, programmer
Love does not conquer all. Chuck Norris does.
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has 46.76 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.
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has 46.76 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, insulting, science, Yo mama
How did Barack propose to Michelle? He got on one knee, pulled out a ring, and said "I don't wanna be obamaself."
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has 46.76 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: marriage, political, wedding
Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone. The ground is afraid to break it.
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Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works
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has 46.72 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: black people, work
A Jamaican man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical Jamaican baby boy weighing 20 pounds." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returned to the bar. The bartender said, "Say, you're the father of the Jamaican baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds." The bartender was puzzled. "Why? What happened? He weighed 20 pounds at birth?" The Jamaican father took a slow sip from his Red Stripe beer, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."
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has 46.72 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: bar, beer, black people, wife, women
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