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A man is trapped on a desert island with a sheep and a dog. After a few months, the sheep starts looking really attractive to the man. However, whenever he approaches the sheep the dog begins to growl in a threatening manner. The man takes the dog to the opposite side of the island giving it some food as a distraction. He runs back to the sheep only to find the dog growling at him. The man ties the dog to a tree with a large leash. He goes back to the sheep only to find the dog growling with a gnawed off leash around its neck. By now, the man is getting depressed and frustrated. As he sits under a palm tree staring out to sea, a beautiful woman in a tight-fitting wet suit emerges from the surf. She asks him who he is and, taking pity upon his lonely state, asks if there's ANYTHING she could do for him. The man thinks for a moment and then responds: "Could you take the dog for a walk?"
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone. The ground is afraid to break it.
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Why do black people lean to the center of their car? "They think the smell is coming from the outside."
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has 46.74 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: black people, car
What do sick cannibals have for breakfast? Vitamin bills!
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Q: What is the worst thing about a vegetable? A: Spitting them back up in a wheelchair.
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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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Chuck Norris brings the noise AND the funk.
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A couple come across a wishing well. The husband leans over, makes a wish and throws in a penny. The wife makes a wish too, but she leans over too far, falls into the well and drowns. The husband says, ‘Wow! It really works!’
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: marriage
Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'.
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How do you know when a blonde has a brain fart? Her ears flap.
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