For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
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What kind of noise annoys an oyster?
A noisy noise annoys an oyster.
(Try saying that fast!)
Why did the whale like the diver?
Because he had flippers.
Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
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Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
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Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
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Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
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Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
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What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?
Vitamin bills!
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