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A couple come across a wishing well. The husband leans over, makes a wish and throws in a penny. The wife makes a wish too, but she leans over too far, falls into the well and drowns. The husband says, ‘Wow! It really works!’
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Chuck Norris only needs one bullet, because it should know to get back in the chamber.
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Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'.
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How do you know when a blonde has a brain fart? Her ears flap.
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What's the difference between a leprechaun and gonorrhea? One's a cunning runt.
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Q: What is the worst thing about a vegetable? A: Spitting them back up in a wheelchair.
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What's green and yellow and eats nuts? Gonorrhea.
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What do sick cannibals have for breakfast? Vitamin bills!
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Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"
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Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
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