What's grosser than gross? Ten babies in one mail box. What's grosser than that? One baby in ten mailboxes. What's grosser than that? Biting into a pickle and finding a vein. What's grosser than that? A cheerleader doing a split and sticking to the floor. What's grosser than that? A girl thinking she has crabs only to find it's fruit flies because her cherry rotted.
Q: What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath? A: Stinkerbell!
2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day. One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby? One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies. Rape
Yo mamma is stupid she bought tickets to Flo ridas concert but instead she went to Florida.
Whats the difference between a jew camp and a summer camp? The kids come back.
"What is a man's idea of a balanced diet?" "A Budweiser in each hand!"
A New Zealander walking along the road with a sheep under each arm. He meets another New Zealander who says "you sheerin' mate?" and the first guy replies "naw, they're all mine"
Love does not conquer all. Chuck Norris does.