Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is... Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
Whats the difference between Paris Hilton and a bowling ball? You can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
Q: What did the baby say as I threw it in the blender? A: I didn't catch it, I was too busy masturbating.
Why are black people good at basketball? Because they run, shoot and steal.
Q: Why cant stevie wonder read? A: Cuz hes black
What does a nigger do after sex? 25 years to life.
What's the difference between an apple and a black man? None! They both hang from trees.
An 80-year-old man tells his wife, "I'm going to the doctor to get me some of those new Viagra pills." His wife gets her coat on and says, "I'm going to the doctor, too. If you're going to start using that rusty old thing again, I'm getting a tetanus shot."
Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are in divorce court. "Mickey," the judge says, "I'm sorry. I can't grant you a divorce on the grounds of insanity. Minnie seems quite sane to me." "I didn't say she was insane," exclaims Mickey. "I said she was f**king Goofy."