I'm going to celebrate Halloween the same way I always do... by murdering a bunch of teens by the lake.
Sincerely, Michael Myers
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Q: What do you call a black light?
A: A mixed person that shines too bright.
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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were atop a 5 story building when a genie appeared and told them to run to the edge, jump off, and name anything they want to become.
the brunette ran, jumped off, and said butterfly, the redhead ran jumped and said eagle, the blonde ran tripped over the edge and said "ah shit!"
Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.
Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs.
This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
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Q: What is height of Craziness?
A: Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
T. S. Eliot measured out his life with coffee spoons.
Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.
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Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
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What has four legs and goes, "Oom! Oom!"?
A cow walking backwards.
Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays.
Happy Chuckday everyone!
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