A large construction company sent a party in charge of finding workers all over the world in the very rural areas. They sucessfully obtained a dozen men and decided to fly them back to the construction site immidately. The men were very excited and could only speak of doin the job. Suddenly the piolot flying the plane encountered some difficulties and very safely landed the plane in the desert. Unknowingly to the men they thought they reached on the site, so they opened the door and all they could see was sand all around. Then one of the men shouted out in fear, "Let`s get the f**k out of here before the cement comes."
How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly? Just a phew.
Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
Why did the bareback performer ride his horse? Because it got too heavy to carry.
You are so old, you sat next to Jesus in school.
Yo momma’s so ugly, if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away.
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them." A friend says, "O.K., "What's the capital of Wisconsin?" The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy, W."
Q: What do you get if you cross a fence post was a kitty? A: A poleca.
I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head. Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 mi/gal." Recently General Motors addressed this comment by releasing the statement: "Yes, but would you want your car to crash twice a day?"