Best jokes ever

What's grosser than gross? Ten babies in one mail box. What's grosser than that? One baby in ten mailboxes. What's grosser than that? Biting into a pickle and finding a vein. What's grosser than that? A cheerleader doing a split and sticking to the floor. What's grosser than that? A girl thinking she has crabs only to find it's fruit flies because her cherry rotted.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath? A: Stinkerbell!
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: life
2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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has 46.86 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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has 46.77 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, disgusting, morbid, music
There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day. One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby? One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies. Rape
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has 46.77 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, kids, racist
Yo mamma is stupid she bought tickets to Flo ridas concert but instead she went to Florida.
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has 46.77 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: music, stupid, travel, Yo mama
Whats the difference between a jew camp and a summer camp? The kids come back.
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has 46.77 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, kids
"What is a man's idea of a balanced diet?" "A Budweiser in each hand!"
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has 46.76 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, men
A New Zealander walking along the road with a sheep under each arm. He meets another New Zealander who says "you sheerin' mate?" and the first guy replies "naw, they're all mine"
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has 46.76 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty
Love does not conquer all. Chuck Norris does.
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has 46.76 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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