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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts." The doctor asks, "What do you mean?" The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts." The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you. You've broken your finger!"
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Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
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Why did the bareback performer ride his horse? Because it got too heavy to carry.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear. He sleeps with a real bear.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away.
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A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them." A friend says, "O.K., "What's the capital of Wisconsin?" The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy, W."
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Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light. When god saw her he said let there be darkness.
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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side…
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What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial? Odour in court.
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Marriage is not a lottery – you get a chance in a lottery.
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