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Q: What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer? A: Frosted Flakes.
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A man with pain on his right knee consulted his doctor. Doctor said: "It is nothing to worry about. It is due to old age." Patient: "The left knee is of the same age. But how is it that leg does not pain?"
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: age, doctor, old people
What's green and yellow and eats nuts? Gonorrhea.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Yo mama so fat that her knuckles have sideburns.
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Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
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Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
T. S. Eliot measured out his life with coffee spoons. Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.
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Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor? A: Laughing stock.
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