Chuck Norris has counted to infinity.
Twice.
Why did the blonde have empty beer cans in her fridge?
For people who don't drink.
Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church?
A: Because they use such FOWL language.
Wilfred had just learned his abc's and was very scared of doing them in front of the class.
The teacher, though, told him that the best way to conquer his fears would be to just go ahead and do it.
So, trembling, he stood in front of the class and began.
"ABCDEFGHIJLKMNOQRSTUVWXYZ."
"Very good, Wilfred. But you forgot the P. Where's the P?
"It's running down my leg."
How do barmen surf the web?
On the Gin-ternet.
J: What did Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving day?
A: TWERKY!
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If I wanted to hear from an a**hole I would fart.
What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?
"Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo."
Yo' Mama is so stupid, you need to put your head up her ass to get her perspective.
What is the last thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield?
It's ass.