Q: What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer? A: Frosted Flakes.
A man with pain on his right knee consulted his doctor. Doctor said: "It is nothing to worry about. It is due to old age." Patient: "The left knee is of the same age. But how is it that leg does not pain?"
What's green and yellow and eats nuts? Gonorrhea.
Yo mama so fat that her knuckles have sideburns.
Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"
Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception.
T. S. Eliot measured out his life with coffee spoons. Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.
Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor? A: Laughing stock.