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Nigel, a college student is talking to a friend. ‘Y’ know,’ he says. ‘I think my room-mate is queer.’ ‘Why d’you say that?’ asks the student. ‘Well,’ replies Nigel. ‘Every time I kiss him goodnight he shuts his eyes.’
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What do you call 1/4 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call 1/2 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call 3/4 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call all of the blacks on the moon? PROBLEM SOLVED!
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Women are just like fine wine. I only like the white ones.
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My eyelids are so sexy, I can't keep my eyes off them.
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Q:Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven? A:Because seven ate nine.
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WTF? = Where's The Food?
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How are vending machines and black men similar? They don't work but they take your money.
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Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: Because you can see right through them!
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What do you get when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Dough Nuts!
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A husband and wife sleep in separate twin beds. One night he asks his wife to come over to his bed to fool around. As the wife gets up to walk over to his bed, she trips over the carpet and falls flat on her face. The husband looks up concerned and says, "Oh did my little wifey fall on her little nosey wosey?" She laughs and gets in his bed. When they are done, she gets up to go back to her bed and falls over the rug again. Her husband looks over his shoulder to see her on the floor, rolls over and says, "Clumsy bitch."
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