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Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
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Yo Mama is like a refrigerator. Meat goes in and out all day.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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Yo' Mama is so old, she has sour cream in her boobs.
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Yo momma's so stupid when her son said break a leg, she really did.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, they put her face on box of laxatives and sold it empty.
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What do you call an abortion in Czechslovakia? A cancelled Czech!
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.
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Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
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Why is it dangerous to tell the husband to go and change the son? Two hours later he comes back with a baby girl.
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