When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
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The computer programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball."
Son: "Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"
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It is genetically pre-recorded in men’s brain to look for a women, which is alike his mother – said Mr. John to the judge at the court, where he was being blamed for raping his sister.
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Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
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Chuck Norris is never late... time is just early.
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Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
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Q: What do you do when you see your husband staggering in the back yard?
A: Shoot him again.
A man had six children and was very proud of his achievement.
He was so proud of himself that he started calling his wife, "Mother of Six", in spite of her objections.
One night they went to a party.
He decided that it was time to go home, and wanted to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well.
He shouted at the top of his voice,"Shall we go home, Mother of Six?"
His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouted back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!"
Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
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