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A Muslim safely departs from a plane.
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A watched pot boils instantly for Chuck Norris.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
"Where are you going to take Vampira on your date?" asked one vampire. "Oh, I thought we'd go to the movies, and then get a quick bite."
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: dating, disgusting
Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.
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Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris discovered America.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter. To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life
Why are contipated folks unkind and rude? Cause they don't give a crap!
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
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