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A man goes into a bank and asks the cashier to check his balance, so the cashier pushes him over.
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What’s the difference between a pigeon and a tramp? The pigeon can put a deposit on a Porsche.
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Yo momma’s so fat, her chairs have seat belts.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.
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All I ask for is the opportunity to prove that money doesn’t buy happiness...All most people want is a chance to prove money can’t make them happy.
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I drink so much alcohol I’m afraid to smoke.
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Warning: Consumption of alcohol may actually cause pregnancy.
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If women knew what men were really thinking, they'd never stop slapping them.
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Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
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Doctor doctor I feel that Im a pack of card. What can I do ? Doctor: I deal with you later.
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