Q: If a black guy is driving a bicycle why shouldn't I hit him?
A: Because it's probably my bicycle.
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How do you get a Jewish girl's number?
You pull up her sleeve.
How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.
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Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day.
"My name is Billy.
What's yours?" asked the first boy.
"Tommy," replied the second.
"My Daddy's an accountant.
What does your Daddy do for a living?" asked Billy.
Tommy replied, "My Daddy's a lawyer."
"Honest?" asked Billy.
"No, just the regular kind", replied Tommy.
Teacher: “You missed school yesterday, didn’t you?”
Boy: “Not a bit!”
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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How can you tell if your husband is dead?
The sex is the same but you get to use the remote.
Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris just checked out from 501... In 8 darts.
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