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How do you starve a black person? Put their food stamps under a job application.
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has 45.11 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: racist
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? They already have boyfriends.
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: gay, men, relationship
What's the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten? An old cat scratches and bites but a little pussy never hurt anybody!
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: age, animal, cat, kitty
Chuck Norris just checked out from 501... In 8 darts.
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Q: What do you get if you cross a fence post was a kitty? A: A poleca.
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: kitty
An old man and woman hate each other, but remain married for years. During their shouting fights, the old man constantly warns his wife, "If I die first, I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!" One day, the man abruptly dies. After the burial, the wife goes straight to the local bar and begins to party. Her friends ask if she isn't worried about her husband digging himself out of the grave. The wife smiles, "Let the old bugger dig. I had him buried upside down!"
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: bar, life, marriage, time, wife
A man goes into a psychiatric hospital to visit one of his buddies. As he is walking out he notices a guy pretending to be swinging a hockey stick. Curious, he asks: "What are you doing?" The guy replies: "I'm Wayne Gretzky, and I'm practicing my shot." Satisfied with the answer the visitor moves on down the hall. He notices another guy pretending to be playing golf. Curious, he asks: "What are you doing?" The guy replies: "I'm Tiger woods and I'm practicing my golf." Satisfied with this response the visitor again moves on down the hall. He then sees another guy sitting in a chair in the nude with a jar of peanuts beside him. This guy takes a peanut, places it on his dick, waits a minute, then flicks into his mouth. Again, curious he asks: "What are you doing?" The guy replies: "I'M FUCKING NUTS!"
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: Why are pubic hairs curly? A: So you don't poke your eye out.
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: dirty
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, Facebook
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