Little Johnny took sex ed and every day when little Johnny would come in from school he'll tell his dad for learning sex ed well one day we'll just come in and he said that I got thrown out sex ed Lil Johnny's daddy says how do you get thrown out sex ed Little Johnny said well Dad I got in trouble for eating during class.
What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.
Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
Q: How do you know the Easter Bunny is really smart? A: Because he's an egghead.
When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
Fred came home from his first day at school. "Nothing exciting happened", he told his mother, "Except the teacher didn't know how to spell cat so I told her."
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away all the W's!