Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade?
A: Because she's 21. 
Q: What do you call two Asians playing basketball?
A: Ping-Pong
Chuck Norris is proof that legends never die.
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Why is a reindeer like a gossip?
Because they are both tail bearers.
What is the most famous shark?
William Sharkspeare.
What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player?
Bear Jordan.
Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but oats every day?
He fell in love with the Grand National winner!
The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with a jar of peanut butter?
A: A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks the Wu-Tang Clan is a Japanese orange drink company.