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One guy says to a bald guy "Your hair ran away to find someone with a brain."
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: insulting, mean, men, stupid
Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook... No one's his friend.
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, chocolate, disgusting, easter, food
Chuck Norris just checked out from 501... In 8 darts.
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.
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has 45.02 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
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has 44.95 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Fishing rule #1: The least experienced fisherman always catches the biggest fish. Fishing rule #2: The worse your line is tangled, the better is the fishing around you. Fishing rule #3: Fishing will do a lot for a man but it won't make him truthful.
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has 44.95 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fish, sport
My husband retired, and for the first time in over 40 years I had to think about preparing midday meals. Tired of it after several months, I said, “I married you for better or worse, but not for lunch.” “Fair enough. From now on I’ll make my own,” he replied. A few weeks later he had to go downtown on business and invited me to join him after wards. “We could have lunch at that Chinese place we both like,” he suggested. I happily agreed. At the restaurant the next day we were seated, and the waiter came to take our order. My husband looked up, a twinkle in his eyes and said, “Separate checks, please…”
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has 44.95 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: business, food, husband, old people
I have two accounts on Facebook it means I have two faces. It's really good because one is cuter to attract people.
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has 44.95 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: beauty, Facebook, internet
A guy dials his home phone number from work. A strange woman answers. The guy says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," answered the woman. "We don’t have a maid!" "I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house." "Well, this is her husband. Is she there?" "Ummm…she’s upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her husband." The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?" "What do I have to do?" "I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk she’s with." The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by a couple of gunshots. The maid comes back to the phone. "What should I do with the bodies?" "Throw them in the swimming pool!" "What pool?”" "Uh.. is this 832-4173?"
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has 44.95 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: money, phone, women, work
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