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Little Johnny took sex ed and every day when little Johnny would come in from school he'll tell his dad for learning sex ed well one day we'll just come in and he said that I got thrown out sex ed Lil Johnny's daddy says how do you get thrown out sex ed Little Johnny said well Dad I got in trouble for eating during class.
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has 44.78 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: dad, food, little Johnny, school, sex
What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.
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has 44.78 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
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has 44.76 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: christian, Chuck Norris, Santa
Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
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has 44.74 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, light bulb, sex, Yo mama
Q: How do you know the Easter Bunny is really smart? A: Because he's an egghead.
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has 44.74 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, easter
When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
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has 44.74 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: baby, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
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has 44.74 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
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has 44.74 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Fred came home from his first day at school. "Nothing exciting happened", he told his mother, "Except the teacher didn't know how to spell cat so I told her."
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has 44.74 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: cat, school, teacher
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away all the W's!
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has 44.74 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: blonde, Yo mama
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