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What are the similarities between a new wife and a tornado, there's a lot of suckin and blowin and then u lose ur house.
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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: Women's Rights.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: life, mean, women
An alcoholic addict just returned home from a rehab and he saw crate of empty bottles sitting at the corner and he goes there grab one and smacknit to the wall and said "you made my wife leave me." Grab another one and smashes it and said "you made me get fired from work" and grab another one which was full and was about to smash it and he brushes it and said "you were not part of them and open and drink...."
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A man came home from the bar with an unknown woman. He woke up in the morning and yelled, "A crocodile, a crocodile!" The woman woke up and asked, "Where, where?" A man cried again, "O-o-oh, the crocodile is talking!"
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The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
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Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
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Chuck Norris walked into a bar. "OUCH!" said the bar.
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Q: How is spinach like anal sex? A: Chances are if you're forced to have it as a child you are probably going to hate it as an adult.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a will. Invincible people don't need them.
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