What season is it when you are on a trampoline? Spring time.
What’s the difference between a hooker and a lawyer? The hooker will stop screwing you when you’re dead.
Yo momma’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.
Yo momma’s so fat, ‘Place Your Ad Here’ is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
Yo momma’s so fat, she fell off a boat and the captain yelled, ‘Land Ho!’
Warning: Consumption of alcohol may actually cause pregnancy.
Some advice for guys: When the red river's flowin', take the dirt road.
Q: What did the apple say to the worm? A: You're boring me.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she got a sex change and the surgeon had to flip a coin.