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What season is it when you are on a trampoline? Spring time.
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What’s the difference between a hooker and a lawyer? The hooker will stop screwing you when you’re dead.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.
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Yo momma’s so fat, ‘Place Your Ad Here’ is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
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Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
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Yo momma’s so fat, she fell off a boat and the captain yelled, ‘Land Ho!’
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Warning: Consumption of alcohol may actually cause pregnancy.
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Some advice for guys: When the red river's flowin', take the dirt road.
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Q: What did the apple say to the worm? A: You're boring me.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, she got a sex change and the surgeon had to flip a coin.
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