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A man goes into a psychiatric hospital to visit one of his buddies. As he is walking out he notices a guy pretending to be swinging a hockey stick. Curious, he asks: "What are you doing?" The guy replies: "I'm Wayne Gretzky, and I'm practicing my shot." Satisfied with the answer the visitor moves on down the hall. He notices another guy pretending to be playing golf. Curious, he asks: "What are you doing?" The guy replies: "I'm Tiger woods and I'm practicing my golf." Satisfied with this response the visitor again moves on down the hall. He then sees another guy sitting in a chair in the nude with a jar of peanuts beside him. This guy takes a peanut, places it on his dick, waits a minute, then flicks into his mouth. Again, curious he asks: "What are you doing?" The guy replies: "I'M FUCKING NUTS!"
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Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, Facebook
What did the cow wear to the football game? A Jersey.
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, football, game
Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook... No one's his friend.
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Chuck Norris just checked out from 501... In 8 darts.
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.
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has 45.08 % from 157 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
Did you hear about Ku Klux Kineivals latest stunt? He is going to try to jump 50 niggers with a steam roller.
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has 45.08 % from 157 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A: At least a zit waits until you’re a teenager before it cums on your face!
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has 45.03 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: catholic, dirty, priest, teen
Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
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has 44.95 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, time
The president of the USA lives in the White House. Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
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