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Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!
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Having lawyers make laws is like having doctors make diseases.
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Why’s a fat woman like a skateboard? They’re both fun to ride, but you wouldn’t want your friends to see you on one.
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Q: What's the difference between pea soup and roast beef? A: Anyone can roast beef.
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Yo mama so poor when I ring her buzzer she says, "bzzzzzzzzz."
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A cop stopped a drunk at about dawn. The cop asked, "Can you explain why you're out at this hour?" "If I could," the drunk said, "I'd be home by now!"
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Yo momma’s so fat, when she went to the beach, she was the only one that got a tan.
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Your momma's so fat the only time she sees "90210" is when she's on a scale.
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What is the difference between a man and E.T.? E.T. phoned home.
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Don’t spend money having your shirts laundered. Donate them to a charity shop, then when they’ve cleaned them, buy them back.
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