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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
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has 44.95 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, time
Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
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has 44.95 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Q: Do you know what a Mexican motorcycle sounds like? A: Cavrone puta puta puta.
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has 44.95 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: communication, mexican, vulgar
So this blonde woman walks into a shop and asks the owner "Have you got a phone I can borrow as I have a bit of money and I want to call my mom." The owner says "yes" and takes her to the back of the room as he realized she was a blonde so he wanted a blowjob. So they go in the back of the room and the guy took his pants off and took out his penis. So the woman gave him the money and she put her mouth on his penis and shouted: "HEY MOM ARE YOU IN THERE!"
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has 44.95 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: blonde, money, phone, sex, stupid
Another name for a vagina is a cockpit
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has 44.95 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
100 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 1,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 10,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 1,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 100,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 1,000,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. All of the black people on the moon. Problem solved.
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has 44.93 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: racist
What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player? Bear Jordan.
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, sport
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There is the chief of Indians, and he is going down a field with his tribe, and they come across a pile of sh*t.So the chief asks his tribe men : "Does this look like sh*t to you?" "Yes is does", they replied. "Smell it. Does it smell like sh*t to you", asks the Chief. "Mmmmm..Yes" "Feel it. Does it feel like sh*t to you?", says the Chief. "Mmmmm..Yes" "Lick it. Does it taste like sh*t to you?", inquires the Chief. "Ammmm...Yes" "Good. Don't step on it!"
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: men
Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden? A month later he was picking his teeth.
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: dentist, time
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