Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.
Yo moma is so fat, and so nasty, when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results.
It just doesn't happen.
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Q: Why are black people getting stronger?
A: TV's are getting heavier
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Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Justin.
Justin who?
Your justin time to wipe my ass!
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Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
Q: How do you know the Easter Bunny is really smart?
A: Because he's an egghead.
Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church?
A: Because they use such FOWL language.
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Wife: "There is something wrong with you."
Me: "What a thing to say just before our dog's first salsa lesson."
Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.
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