Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto?
A: A victim.
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Q: Why are black people getting stronger?
A: TV's are getting heavier
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Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Justin.
Justin who?
Your justin time to wipe my ass!
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A blonde gets her first period, so she goes to the drugstore to get some pads.
The wide selection and huge variety confuse her, so she asks the clerk for some help.
"What kind of pads should I get?" she says. "This is all new to me."
"Well," says the clerk, "that depends on the flow."
She says, "It's ceramic tile."
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Yo mama's lips are so big when you smile you wet your hair.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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First boy: "Are you having a party for your birthday?"
Second boy: "No, I'm having a witch do."
First boy: "What's a witch do?"
Second boy: "She flies around on a broomstick casting spells."
The teacher asks a student "If you have $5 and billy takes $3, how much do you have left?"
The student replies "Not enough for fucking lunch and billy ain't gonna have no got damn teeth left stealing my 3 dollars."
Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.
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