Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Justin.
Justin who?
Your justin time to wipe my ass!
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Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
Q: How do you know the Easter Bunny is really smart?
A: Because he's an egghead.
Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church?
A: Because they use such FOWL language.
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Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
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Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
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Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
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Wife: "There is something wrong with you."
Me: "What a thing to say just before our dog's first salsa lesson."