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What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig? A women who won't do what she's told.
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Yo mama so fat she wouldn't fit in 10,000 movie seat's.
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Yo momma so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt.
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My wife constantly complains that I never listen to her… Or something like that.
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A young woman for whom a marriage with an old man was being arranged by her parents refused to go through with the ceremony because as she put it, " I don't want to feel old age creeping on me!"
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Q: What do you do when you see your husband staggering in the back yard? A: Shoot him again.
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Q: How do you blindfold a Gook? A: You use dental floss.
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Nothing spreads easier than butter, except for yo mommas legs.
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Gays don't fart - their asses fetch a sigh.
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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
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