What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig? A women who won't do what she's told.
Yo mama so fat she wouldn't fit in 10,000 movie seat's.
Yo momma so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt.
My wife constantly complains that I never listen to her… Or something like that.
A young woman for whom a marriage with an old man was being arranged by her parents refused to go through with the ceremony because as she put it, " I don't want to feel old age creeping on me!"
Q: What do you do when you see your husband staggering in the back yard? A: Shoot him again.
Q: How do you blindfold a Gook? A: You use dental floss.
Nothing spreads easier than butter, except for yo mommas legs.
Gays don't fart - their asses fetch a sigh.
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!