Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
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Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
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Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
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A drunk man was smoking drugs while driving.
The policeman stop him and says, "Show me you ID?"
The drunk man, "What drugs?"
When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk.
When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
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Chuck norris recently received a restraining order barring him from getting closer then half a mile from Satan.
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Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
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Chuck Norris can run a full marathon in just 3 miles.
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What famous painting do cows love to look at?
The Moona Lisa.