Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Justin.
Justin who?
Your justin time to wipe my ass!
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Wife: "There is something wrong with you."
Me: "What a thing to say just before our dog's first salsa lesson."
Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
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Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
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Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
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A blonde gets her first period, so she goes to the drugstore to get some pads.
The wide selection and huge variety confuse her, so she asks the clerk for some help.
"What kind of pads should I get?" she says. "This is all new to me."
"Well," says the clerk, "that depends on the flow."
She says, "It's ceramic tile."
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Yo mama's lips are so big when you smile you wet your hair.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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