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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't told her twice!
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There are three 6th grade girls: a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Which one has the biggest tits? The blonde....she's 18.
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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9!
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Question: How many men does it take to open a beer? Answer: None. It should already be open by the time she brings it.
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In bed my girlfriend used to mentally dress me.
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Q: What is Moby Dick's dad's name? A: Papa Boner
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‘He had ambitions at one time to become a sex maniac, but he failed his practical.’ Les Dawson
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How do lesbians handle their liquor? By the ears. (Lick her)
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Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.
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Why does the chicken is sad? Because his dad is a cock. Why does the chicken is even more sad? Because he faces the same future.
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