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Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
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Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
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Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
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A drunk man was smoking drugs while driving. The policeman stop him and says, "Show me you ID?" The drunk man, "What drugs?"
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When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk. When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
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Chuck norris recently received a restraining order barring him from getting closer then half a mile from Satan.
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Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
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Chuck Norris can run a full marathon in just 3 miles.
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What famous painting do cows love to look at? The Moona Lisa.
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