What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't told her twice!
There are three 6th grade girls: a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Which one has the biggest tits? The blonde....she's 18.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9!
Question: How many men does it take to open a beer? Answer: None. It should already be open by the time she brings it.
In bed my girlfriend used to mentally dress me.
Q: What is Moby Dick's dad's name? A: Papa Boner
‘He had ambitions at one time to become a sex maniac, but he failed his practical.’ Les Dawson
How do lesbians handle their liquor? By the ears. (Lick her)
Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.
Why does the chicken is sad? Because his dad is a cock. Why does the chicken is even more sad? Because he faces the same future.