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Q: What's the difference between jews and boyscouts? A: Boyscouts come back from their camp.
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has 44.83 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: racist
Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
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has 44.76 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: christian, Chuck Norris, Santa
Little Johnny took sex ed and every day when little Johnny would come in from school he'll tell his dad for learning sex ed well one day we'll just come in and he said that I got thrown out sex ed Lil Johnny's daddy says how do you get thrown out sex ed Little Johnny said well Dad I got in trouble for eating during class.
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has 44.76 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: dad, food, little Johnny, school, sex
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away all the W's!
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has 44.74 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: blonde, Yo mama
Fred came home from his first day at school. "Nothing exciting happened", he told his mother, "Except the teacher didn't know how to spell cat so I told her."
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has 44.74 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: cat, school, teacher
Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
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has 44.74 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, light bulb, sex, Yo mama
The First Law of Thermodynamics states: Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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has 44.74 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, nerd, science
In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
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has 44.74 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
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has 44.74 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
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has 44.74 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
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