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Why did the basketball player go to jail? "Because he shot the ball!"
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has 44.54 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: game, prison, sport
You all know why the government got rid of the mafia? They don't like completion.
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has 44.54 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: business, political
Gods walking around heaven taking a stroll and sees a little black baby all sad and depressed sitting on a curb, God asks him whats wrong the black boy says i wanna be a angel, so God snaps his fingers and the boy gets wings he is all excited, and he says am i an angel? God says NO NIGGA YOU A BAT!
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has 44.54 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: racist
Two blondes walk into a building... you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.
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has 44.53 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Chuck Norris gets a the highest score possible on Wii Fit by sitting down.
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has 44.53 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
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has 44.53 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, internet
Nothing spreads easier than butter, except for yo mommas legs.
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has 44.51 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q:Why did the cow cross the road? A:To go to the moo-vies.
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has 44.50 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: animal
Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
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has 44.50 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
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has 44.50 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
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