Why did the basketball player go to jail? "Because he shot the ball!"
You all know why the government got rid of the mafia? They don't like completion.
Gods walking around heaven taking a stroll and sees a little black baby all sad and depressed sitting on a curb, God asks him whats wrong the black boy says i wanna be a angel, so God snaps his fingers and the boy gets wings he is all excited, and he says am i an angel? God says NO NIGGA YOU A BAT!
Two blondes walk into a building... you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.
Chuck Norris gets a the highest score possible on Wii Fit by sitting down.
When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
Nothing spreads easier than butter, except for yo mommas legs.
Q:Why did the cow cross the road? A:To go to the moo-vies.
Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.