Why did the basketball player go to jail? "Because he shot the ball!"
You all know why the government got rid of the mafia? They don't like completion.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
Little Johnny returns from school and says: "Mam, in school we write dirty swear-words so often!" "But I hope you are not writing them, my son." "No, I'm dictating them!"
Chuck Norris gets a the highest score possible on Wii Fit by sitting down.
When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
Nothing spreads easier than butter, except for yo mommas legs.
How come niggers don’t drive convertible cars? Because they’re lips would wave on the wind and stick on their faces.
Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.