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There were two blonds on their way to Disney World. When they were getting close there was a sign that read, “DISNEY WORLD LEFT,” So they turned around and went home.
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What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider? A harenet.
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What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange? A pip squeak.
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Why is it good that there are female astronauts? When the crew gets lost in space, the woman will ask for directions.
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Why did the whale like the diver? Because he had flippers.
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What kind of whale flies? Pilot whales.
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How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? Knock on the door.
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Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
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Why does the stupid man put ice in his condom? To keep the swelling down.
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No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
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