Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
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If you say "alright" in the mirror 3 times Matthew McConaughey will appear and hand you a joint.
Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.
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Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
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Bruce lee does not drink water, he drinks WATAAAA.
Q: What is height of Craziness?
A: Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
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What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?
"Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo."
Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
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