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Why did the basketball player go to jail? "Because he shot the ball!"
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You all know why the government got rid of the mafia? They don't like completion.
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has 44.54 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: business, political
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
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Little Johnny returns from school and says: "Mam, in school we write dirty swear-words so often!" "But I hope you are not writing them, my son." "No, I'm dictating them!"
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Chuck Norris gets a the highest score possible on Wii Fit by sitting down.
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has 44.53 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
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has 44.53 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, internet
Nothing spreads easier than butter, except for yo mommas legs.
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has 44.51 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: dirty
How come niggers don’t drive convertible cars? Because they’re lips would wave on the wind and stick on their faces.
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has 44.51 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: racist
Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
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has 44.50 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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has 44.50 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT
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