What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
You know what I was thinking about right now? What it would be like to have six fingers....high fives would be different.
You ever accidentally go up to a real big fat person, and you accidentally ask them for a good place to eat? And they look at you and say they don't know. And you're looking at them, like, 'You do know. I bet if I follow you for an hour, we gonna be eatin'.
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Elephant Man would have paid to see her.
Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles? A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
Why can’t gypsies have babies? Because their husbands have crystal balls.
Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!
Lady, how many sex partners have you had? Three.. oh no, wait... nine - I have forgotten one case.
Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car? A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
Q. What do gay kids get for Christmas? A. Erection Sets.