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Chuck Norris steps into the confession booth. The Priests confess his sins.
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Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
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Q: What book do women like the most? A: "Their husbands checkbook!"
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Q: Why did the cat sleep with a fan on? A: He wanted to be a cool cat.
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When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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Q: What do you call a roman warrior after oral sex? A: Gladiator.
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Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
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Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common? A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
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What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application? Your iphone will keep crashing!
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