Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An Investigator
If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over!
To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"!
If you needed a break from life, click on suspend.
Hit "any key" to continue life when ready.
To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster.
To add/remove someone in your life, click settings and control panel.
To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.
If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.
When you loose your car keys, click on find.
"Help" with the chores is just a click away.
Auto insurance wouldn't be necessary.
You would use your diskette to recover from a crash.
And, we could click on "SEND NOW" and a Pizza would be on it's way to you.
Chuck Norris does not know about this website.
If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
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Johny went to the butchery, because he wanted to buy a little brain, so he has asked the saleswoman: "have you got a little brain?"
The saleswoman has said: "yes, we have."
Johny has asked her: "and is the little brain still fresh?"
The saleswoman has said: "yes, yesterday he has successfully solved the crossword puzzles."
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Chuck Norris steps into the confession booth.
The Priests confess his sins.
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Q: What book do women like the most?
A: "Their husbands checkbook!"
Q: Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
A: He wanted to be a cool cat.
Are you a shark?
Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common?
A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
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Q: What do you call a roman warrior after oral sex?
A: Gladiator.