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Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
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Q: What did the butcher say when he backed into the meat-grinder? A: Looks like I'm getting a little behind in my work!
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Chuck Norris doesn't cry. His eyes sweat.
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You mama so bugle one detection went the other derection.
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Bob: "Hey, Sue, why is there a tampon hanging out of your mouth?" Sue: "Oh my God. What did I do with my cigarette?"
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Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.
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Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
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Q: What is height of Craziness? A: Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
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Q: What does a cow make when the sun comes out? A: A shadow.
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