When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
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Nothing spreads easier than butter, except for yo mommas legs.
How come niggers don’t drive convertible cars?
Because they’re lips would wave on the wind and stick on their faces.
A father tells his son to stop jacking off.
"You'll go blind if you do that too much!" he says.
The son says "uh, I'm over here dad."
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Q:Why did the cow cross the road?
A:To go to the moo-vies.
Some people like to eat frogs' legs.
Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs.
Hence, snakes.
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Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard...
They were never seen again.
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Johny met his classmate from high school after ten years who was still very beautiful.
As he met her, he told her only: "Hi Ann, I am pleased to see you again after so many years."
Ann took a look at his pants and said: "I know that you´re pleased."