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Well goodnight everyone. I have to get up early tomorrow to do nothing and still make more money than all of you!
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An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass. The CO says "Are you crazy? You just join the Israeli army, and you already want a 3-day pass? You must do something spectacular for that recognition!" So the soldier comes back a day later in an Arab tank! The CO was so impressed, he asked "How did you do it?" "Well, I jumped in a tank, and went toward the border with the Arabs. I approached the border, and saw an Arab tank. I put my white flag up, the Arab tank put his white flag up. I said to the Arab soldier, "Do you want to get a three-day pass? So we exchanged tanks!"
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Never underestimate the power of a small tactical nuclear weapon.
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Yo mamas so nasty, she went to the hair salon, took off her shirt, and said "I wanna impress a boy, so braid it."
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Teacher: Daniel, I’ve had to send you to the principal every day this week. What do you have to say for yourself? Daniel: I’m glad it’s Friday!
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Yo momma’s so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk first.
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Boy’s father come back from uk & was calling his wife. Boy:- papa mom has died. father slaped boy & said why u dont inform me when i was in America Boy :- i thought i will give u a surprise.
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How do you know when your sister is on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood.
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Why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner? He was already stuffed!
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What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman? "Immediately start downloading it."
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