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Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
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What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties? "Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo."
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That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing. I told you he was a bum steer.
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What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes? A dumb bunny.
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Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
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There is 5 niggers in a Cadilac. They drive off the Grand Cannon. What is sad about this story? A Cadilac seats 6 niggers.
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has 44.42 % from 155 votes. More jokes about: black people
Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
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has 44.40 % from 174 votes. More jokes about: asian, Chuck Norris
Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights..
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has 44.33 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, music
Q: What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A: At least a zit waits until you’re a teenager before it cums on your face!
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has 44.33 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: catholic, dirty, priest, teen
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
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has 44.30 % from 147 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, dirty, lesbian
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