When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
Nothing spreads easier than butter, except for yo mommas legs.
How come niggers don’t drive convertible cars? Because they’re lips would wave on the wind and stick on their faces.
A father tells his son to stop jacking off. "You'll go blind if you do that too much!" he says. The son says "uh, I'm over here dad."
Q:Why did the cow cross the road? A:To go to the moo-vies.
Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard... They were never seen again.
Johny met his classmate from high school after ten years who was still very beautiful. As he met her, he told her only: "Hi Ann, I am pleased to see you again after so many years." Ann took a look at his pants and said: "I know that you´re pleased."