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When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
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has 44.53 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, internet
Nothing spreads easier than butter, except for yo mommas legs.
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has 44.51 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: dirty
How come niggers don’t drive convertible cars? Because they’re lips would wave on the wind and stick on their faces.
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has 44.51 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: racist
A father tells his son to stop jacking off. "You'll go blind if you do that too much!" he says. The son says "uh, I'm over here dad."
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has 44.51 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: dad, family, health, masturbation
Q:Why did the cow cross the road? A:To go to the moo-vies.
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has 44.50 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: animal
Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
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has 44.50 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
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has 44.50 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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has 44.50 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT
30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard... They were never seen again.
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has 44.50 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Johny met his classmate from high school after ten years who was still very beautiful. As he met her, he told her only: "Hi Ann, I am pleased to see you again after so many years." Ann took a look at his pants and said: "I know that you´re pleased."
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has 44.49 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, school, sex, time
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